- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: spideygold
This was supposed to be about Timesplitters 3....And some guy calling himself Jesus Christ 2 comes in and starts being an ass. I bet if the REAL Jesus was here he'd give you leprosy.
Oh no he wouldn't, because he's all about the good, right? He LOVES me! Yes! He does! Or so you -blam!-s say.
Jeez, the real Jesus wouldn't say nothing because he doesn't exist. I can't believe people actually believe it, just because of tradition. People always told me, be good an Jesus will reward you in heaven. And I did it, too! Until last year, when I said "-blam!- this -blam!-", and I decided he's not real. I'm not going to believe anything unless I find it out. Just because your mommy told you Jesus is real, no, that simply doesn't work. You're holding on to tradition and what you've been taught. Think for yourself. Ah! Someone was healed by something we don't understand! It's a -blam!- miracle! Let's canonize another saint.