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Subject: Members Vs. Members Humpday Writeup - 1/13/08

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Members vs. Members Humpday Challenge

Although most of the members refused to show, Bungie.net members never seem to fail me in quantity or willingness to beat the snot out of each other. Sure, the scheduled game started over an hour after the scheduled time and the scheduled people failed to arrive on schedule, but over all? The games went well. Let me introduce you to the players, a majority of who didn’t even sign up, but instead were tricked into playing. I’m talking about you, Roboto.

I would also like to mention that, although I was on the red team, this review is in no way biased towards red. None at all. No bias whatsoever.

The RED TEAM aka “The Guys Up-range”

SS Zag1 – “Youcan’tgetawordinedge-wiselololollolol”
x Matt Murder x – “This is my warmup round.” (On the third game?)
SS Crow – “Whoops, well, at least I killed the guy on their team too.”
Evil Ey3 – Silent but deadly.
SS ZeeJollyRogr – 2 games of shenanigans, as usual.


The BLUE TEAM aka “The Guys Down-range”

Blue Team may have only done so well, but it’s the teamwork that matters. Right?

Coffey4780 – United we Fall.
El Roboto – United we Crouchwalk.
EpiDemic 1 – United we Corpsehump.
Delta Leviathan – United we Leave After Two Games Without a Word
Duardo – United we Host.
Sasquatch117 – ‘Played’ in the last game as a replacement.

One could argue that the Red Team had some unfair advantanges, perhaps the two letters preceding some names, but that’s just silly. Clearly the game was fair, fun, and full of trash-talk.

Game 1
Team Slayer on Standoff
Tone of Game: Standoffy

The first game was interesting, to say the least. It generally consisted of Red Team assaulting Blue Team’s side of the map, as they cowered inside their base. Some could say this is a valid tactic. I specifically used the word “Womanly”. Regardless, Blue Team put up a fight. They had their moments of triumph, but they were dwarfed by Red Team’s dominance and suppression. I had to mess around with my display settings just to make sure the constant color of blue wasn’t my TV acting up on me. I think I saw the Red base once or twice the entire game.

Crow, on the other hand, had a different experience. BR in hand, he sat on the Red half of the map close to the entire duration of the game. It paid off. You hear that, Crow? Being a girly girl paid off.

Honorable mention goes to Roboto, who seems to be completely lost when not within the confines of his base. Repeatedly I spotted him in the open, like a stray dog. A stray dog I gunned down with my chaingun. When inside his base, El Roboto crouch-walked everywhere. The man knows no limits. He was tricky, but we dealt with him just the same.

Although the warthog was occasionally tearing up the map and the people, Blue Team managed to send us flying (unharmed) quite a few times. We eventually gave up on using the warthog, as it wasn’t very helpful in dealing with the guys coweri—Er, tactically hiding, in Blue Base.

Better luck next time, Blue Team.

Final Score: 100 – 47
Red Team Wins


Game 2
Multi-Flag CTF on Rat’s Nest
Tone of Game: Yoink! Gotcher Flag!

The second game was fantastic. Not only was their plenty of vehicle shenanigans, there was also plenty of intense combat in the center of the map. Repeatedly, Red Team snatched the flag with precision and teamwork. El Roboto managed to keep his base clear for the most part, but it was frequently swarmed with red guys. The first flag capture went off without a hitch.

The second, on the other hand, required us to lay a bit more smackdown on the resilient blue team. Now, I’d like to publicly humiliate EpiDemic 1. Ready for it?

In the final flag capture of the game, quite a few interesting things happened. Firstly, El Roboto is a sneaky man. Almost too sneaky. He looked at our empty base (all of Red Team was busy trashing his base) and seized the perfect opportunity to grab our flag. Yoink. As he began to take it around the outer track with no confrontation (as we had hardly noticed), Crow ran across the middle bridge with their flag.

I’m over by the sniper rifle, and Epidemic 1 sees his chance to kill me, and then repeatedly melee my body. … While Crow walks right right behind him, to our base, to capture the flag. Moral of the story? My body is an irresistible distraction.

Again, better luck next time, Roboto.

Final Score: 3 - 0
Red Team Wins


Game 3
Shotty Snipers on Foundry
Tone of Game: “Onoes I’m being snip--!” *shotgun to face*

There’s an old saying I heard from a wise man once. It goes something like this.
If you’re being sniped, take cover.

This wise old man didn’t take into account the fact that you might have shotguns as a secondary weapon. The game consisted of ducking behind boxes, only to find someone else was already there to deliver a face-full of shotgun. Chaotic, but fun, this game also consisted of Blue Team using their ‘tactical hiding’ strategy.

Unfortunately, this strategy only ended with a hilarious screenshot. Actually, quite a few, but I’ll get to those in a minute. During this game, it felt much closer than it was. We traded sniper shots like a 3rd grade playground trades Pokemon cards.

At the start of the round, as anyone who has played any slayer variant on Foundry knows, all the chaos erupts in the divider line. Roboto kept with tradition. The game had it’s fair share of close-range carnage and … Well, very close range.

As if we weren’t already worried enough about getting a shotgun barrel shoved into our most delicate areas, sniper shots whizzed through the upper levels of the map. Matt Murder made a point during this third and final game that this was his ‘warm-up round’. Myself, on the other hand… Sorry Duardo, I just got so into it.

Although Blue Team did have their fair share of snipes and shotguns (Duardo clearly had cheated to acquire host) Matt Murder finished the game up with some nice double bubble trouble kills.

All in all? It was a blast, even if Blue Team’s face was repeatedly found underneath the dominating boot of Red Team.

Final Score: 50 - 31
Red Team Wins (again)


[Edited on 01.13.2008 1:09 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2008 11:47 AM PDT

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Ahhahahaha. Sounds like it was a lot of fun.

Amazing write-up. Too bad I missed it. :(

  • 01.13.2008 12:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: Basilisk666
Ahhahahaha. Sounds like it was a lot of fun.

Amazing write-up. Too bad I missed it. :(

Hey, we would've invited you if you were on! :D

Don't worry, more than half the scheduled guys didn't show. Those jerks. >_>
Thanks, by the way. ;)

  • 01.13.2008 12:07 PM PDT
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Kind of wish that I could have played.
Unfortunately, the 360 that I just got as a replacement can't play any Halo 3 discs (or GH3, for that matter).

I'm going to be so rusty when I get back on.
I miss these games though.

  • 01.13.2008 12:09 PM PDT

Posted by: SS_Zag1
Don't worry, more than half the scheduled guys didn't show. Those jerks. >_>
Thanks, by the way. ;)

I think most of that's my fault. =/

  • 01.13.2008 12:10 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I love how I'm in like, half of the screenshots.

When i first arrived, I thought we were just being guinea pigs so the the SS Clan could get a warm-up or something....after the 2nd game, I realized we were actually doing something else..

Anyways, it was fun. Good times.

Oh, and Zag, you should've added more screenshots of me owning your face time and time again during out snipers game ;)

  • 01.13.2008 12:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
Oh, and Zag, you should've added more screenshots of me owning your face time and time again during out snipers game ;)

That wasn't 'owning' my face. That was 'hosting' my face. >_>

I fired first!

  • 01.13.2008 12:11 PM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

Watever.

  • 01.13.2008 12:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: SS_Zag1
That wasn't 'owning' my face. That was 'hosting' my face. >_>


Duardo is your mom?

  • 01.13.2008 12:14 PM PDT

I like how I'm sniped in the head in the third game. Yesterday was fun. =)
You did awesome on this writeup Zag. =)

  • 01.13.2008 12:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: Coffey4780
I like how I'm sniped in the head in the third game.

Which time?

..

:D

  • 01.13.2008 12:16 PM PDT

This time. =)

  • 01.13.2008 12:18 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Posted by: SS_Zag1
Posted by: Duardo
Oh, and Zag, you should've added more screenshots of me owning your face time and time again during out snipers game ;)

That wasn't 'owning' my face. That was 'hosting' my face. >_>

I fired first!
True, but you failed to hit me a second time during your screaming panic. Next thing I know, my hand is smashing your face in while your screaming, "Duardo, NOOO!"

  • 01.13.2008 12:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
True, but you failed to hit me a second time during your screaming panic. Next thing I know, my hand is smashing your face in while your screaming, "Duardo, NOOO!"

That's my uh..

Battle cry. .. Or something. >_>

  • 01.13.2008 12:20 PM PDT

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SS ZeeJollyRogr – 2 games of shenanigans, as usual.

Indeed, Mr. Zag.

I enjoyed every butt-kicking, face-smashing, zee-giggles-like-a-school-girl moment of the entire process. We need MOAR of this.


Haha, I feel sorry for Roboto Har.

[Edited on 01.13.2008 12:34 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2008 12:29 PM PDT
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Quite a nice game, even though I died quite a lot of times.
And yes, I sneak around a lot.

[Edited on 01.13.2008 12:38 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2008 12:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: El Roboto
Quite a nice game, even though I died quite a lot of times.
And yes, I sneak around a lot.

I was re-watching the games with Crow, and we found (multiple times) during the Standoff game, you crouch-walking by the doorway or something. It looked absolutely hilarious. I wish I could easily show you guys clips. Zee dropped a warthog on himself once in the game. I should get that one up.. But I is lazy when it comes to saved films etc.

Anyway, twas awesome fun.

  • 01.13.2008 12:46 PM PDT
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I've noticed something quite odd. For the past two humpdays I've been in (this one and the Mods vs Members one), I've been a last minute replacement. It was fun for both of them, but I was never ready for either one.

  • 01.13.2008 12:50 PM PDT

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Excuses excuses... >_> Just what I'd expect.

  • 01.13.2008 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Excuses excuses... >_> Just what I'd expect.

Well, at least I can say that I was the only person to grab the red flag during the 2nd game.

  • 01.13.2008 12:55 PM PDT

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If I would have stayed for the game, I'm sure the outcome would have been different. :) Maybe next time though....

  • 01.13.2008 12:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: SniperStealth
If I would have stayed for the game, I'm sure the outcome would have been different. :) Maybe next time though....

I was actually a bit bummed you didn't. You would've definitely been a (more) worthy foe. Still, Blue Team was pretty mean regardless.

  • 01.13.2008 1:05 PM PDT

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Yea, I had to bail. Finals are coming up and I wanted to get a head start on studying. I figured it wasn't going to turn out, and I didn't have the time to see for myself. Maybe next weekend though, I've got about four days off...

  • 01.13.2008 1:09 PM PDT
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You forgot to add in the part that the third game was my warm-up sniper game. Regardless, I finished off strong. That would have been a triple kill in the bubble if we didn't reach the kill limit already. It was fun though, we should do it again.

  • 01.13.2008 1:17 PM PDT

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