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Subject: Favorite Funny Movie Lines!
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Post yours here. Some of mine have to be,

Wayne Campbell: Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to . . . Delaware.
"Hi, I'm in Delaware." Wayne's World, Mike Myers

Col. Sandurz: It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow! Spaceballs, George Wyner

  • 01.06.2005 9:50 AM PDT
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From Blade Trinity: "You -blam!--juggling thunder--blam!-!"

That's probably all blammed out... but I'll leave it to your imaginations. Perhaps it will spark something creative in you Flooders, for a change...

  • 01.06.2005 9:54 AM PDT

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

This is Spinal Tap

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Posted by: dmbfan09
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

This is Spinal Tap

cant beat spinal tap

  • 01.06.2005 9:56 AM PDT
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Priceless.

  • 01.06.2005 10:14 AM PDT
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-blam!- even in the future nothing works-dark helmet-spaceballs

-blam!-ing jew-cartman
cartman did you just say the "F" word?-Mr. garrison
What? Jew?-cartman

  • 01.06.2005 10:25 AM PDT
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"Cartman, I am a jew"
"no no dont be so hard on yourself!"

  • 01.06.2005 10:31 AM PDT
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"I'm going to burn the building down."

If you don't know what that's from instantly, you don't deserve to know.

[Edited on 1/6/2005 10:40:57 AM]

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"I'm going to burn the building down."

"where's my red stapler?"

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is that office space? i havent seen that in forever, i love that movie

  • 01.06.2005 10:47 AM PDT
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yep, and yes, its a hillarious movie

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Somebody got a case of the Mondays

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DIE MOTHA-blam!-A DIE MOTHA-blam!-A DIE!!!! ** As he beats the living hell out of the copy machine**

  • 01.06.2005 10:54 AM PDT
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!"

ik ive heard that before...........but i cant remember!!!! and its making me angry.......uumm arg

  • 01.06.2005 11:10 AM PDT
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Great. Now I'll never look at that line the same way again.

  • 01.06.2005 11:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
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"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!"

ik ive heard that before...........but i cant remember!!!! and its making me angry.......uumm arg

The awnser is more than you can handle.


i think my IQ just drop

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that. was. awsome.

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now i cant stop watching it

  • 01.06.2005 11:32 AM PDT
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hahah, i remember when i first saw that a while back.....i actually was mildly amused...

  • 01.06.2005 11:32 AM PDT
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Anything from Napolean Dynamite.

Spinal Tap rocks!


Speaking of Spinal Tap here is a funny story..

My friends dad used to work in a CD/Music store. And this one guy came in asking if the had any Spinal Tap. So his dad thinking it was a joke started talking about the songs and stuff in the movie, and after about half an hour he asked "You do know that whole thing was a joke right?" And the guy said "No way!"

Yeah. It was a whole lot funnier when his dad told me about it.

  • 01.06.2005 12:56 PM PDT
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