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Subject: Favorite Funny Movie Lines!

Flight attendt to doctor "Surley theres somthing you can do to help the sick captians!"
Doctor "Im sorry but no, we can only pray for them"
*Docter leaves room and comes back*
Doctor "And stop calling me surley"
~Airplane

  • 01.06.2005 1:04 PM PDT
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- Tell me a story

-F U the end


[Edited on 1/6/2005 1:08:37 PM]

  • 01.06.2005 1:08 PM PDT
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no its...

Eddie Murphy- tell me a story
Nick Nolte- f u
Eddie -oh, that's one of my favorites

  • 01.06.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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One of the most Bad-ass.

I know what your thinking, did he fire 6 shots or only 5? to tell the truth in all the excitement I dont know either. But when that person firing is holding a magnum handgun, the most powerful handgun in the world, that'll blow you head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well. Do ya? Punk.

and now the funniest.

its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

From Dirty Harry and The Blues Brothers, respectively.

  • 01.06.2005 2:47 PM PDT

Here is another:
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're -blam!-.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

  • 01.07.2005 3:15 AM PDT
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Mine is from a British series called Coupling.

When Jeff gets nervous and accidentally tells a girl he has only got one leg he spends the rest of the night going around asking people if they are doctors and telling them to cut of his leg. In the end he finds a butcher to which he makes the remark "Ive got too many legs" after the girl tells him he can come back to her place with her best friend.

  • 01.07.2005 4:54 AM PDT
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"Oh sh1t, this time I'm really going to die!"

"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker"

"You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater"

  • 01.07.2005 5:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sveny
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It was a lot funnier when he told me about it.

Anyway...

  • 01.07.2005 5:45 AM PDT
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"You're just a skidmark on the underpants of society"-Dodgeball

"There's no 'I' in team" "Yeah, and there's no 'U' either, so if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, the team sucks"-RVB

There's plenty of funny quotes from RVB

  • 01.07.2005 7:25 AM PDT
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"It taste like yours but sweeter!" - Julia Roberts, closer

  • 01.07.2005 8:33 AM PDT

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