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Subject: agent404's poetry corner #2
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"TEENAGERS OF THE CORN"
I walk though a corn field
After smashing a sign that says "yeild"
Then I run into angry teens
Who are using corn ears as numbchucks
And I said "Dude, this really sucks"
From that moment I thought I was squash
Till out of the sky falls Stosh
Stosh has with him Ninjas on fire
Who school the teens with flat tires

"DAMN YOU KITTY!"
Damn you kitty!
Spit out that bug!
Damn you kitty!
Stop pissing on my rug!
Damn you kitty!
Boy you are fat!
Damn you kitty!
I want to hit you with a bat!
Damn you kitty!
Put down that broken glass!
Damn you kitty!
I'm gonna kick your ass!
Damn you kitty!
Damn you to hell!

Next week: "The Drunk side of the force" and "Is Obbi a guy?"


[Edited on 6/11/2004 7:42:59 PM]

  • 06.11.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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How......creative.

  • 06.11.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Your a poet and you didn't know it

  • 06.11.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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Wow, that was ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, despiring, um, inspiring I meant. Well keep up the crap, errrrr, good work

  • 06.11.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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Indeed.

  • 06.11.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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yes, quite *puffs on pipe*

Thank you agent!! once more your poetyr has inspired me!!

*snaps open yet another budweiser*

  • 06.11.2004 8:07 PM PDT