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Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
you know you're
from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball

cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells
or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

  • 01.06.2005 6:52 PM PDT
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Ya thanks man you have gained no friend in me, ass.

  • 01.06.2005 6:56 PM PDT
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whats wrong??? i thought it was funny.. and i'm from cali

  • 01.06.2005 7:12 PM PDT
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I liked it, and I live ten hours away from California.

  • 01.06.2005 7:14 PM PDT
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I live in cali and all of this is true sadly. I wish I still lived in New York

  • 01.06.2005 7:28 PM PDT

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I live in Kansas so I wouldn't even know what traffic is.

  • 01.06.2005 8:15 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Thanks for the cheap shot at Texas in the beginning. Work on your jokes.

  • 01.06.2005 8:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

I live in Iowa, so all i see is corn.I got another one.Is it ok to put another one?here it is:

When it's 50 degrees out, you put on your winter coat.

That's kinda for southern cal. but w/e.

  • 01.06.2005 8:20 PM PDT
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Very funny stuff msn these dopes from elsewhere just dont get it or there the two on the bus and are afended, but I am from So Cal and it is all true downto the dog therapist I know someone with one. Great stuff keep it up. Oh my god I like totally need to text my brad in the OC and like show him this its so HOT! LOL Cheers mate:)

  • 01.06.2005 8:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: ODST27
When it's 50 degrees out, you put on your winter coat.

When it's 40 degrees out, I'm wearing a shirt, but that's just me.

  • 01.06.2005 8:42 PM PDT
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Heh here's one for Michigan...by the way I live in Michigan so flame as you will :)


If you are from Michigan.....
1. You've probably never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.
4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian..... eh!
5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce, AND Faygo Pop.
9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" on the same day.
11. You bake with SODA and drink some POP.
12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.
13. Your little league game was snowed out.
14. The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
19. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
20. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
21. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
22. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
23. Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.
24. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

  • 01.06.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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you a few forgot for California

and that is

21) we know are chesse

22) eveyone wants to be in LA, even the Angels

23) The Giper was are governor

24) we are more Blue than than Caboose behind

25) we wonder who thinks The OC is real ?



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  • 01.06.2005 10:22 PM PDT
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Yeah thats pretty much California, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

  • 01.06.2005 10:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stalking Puma
Yeah thats pretty much California, and I wouldn't have it any other way.


me either i live in the OC, OHS in my sig means Orange High School.

  • 01.06.2005 10:33 PM PDT
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Sad part is, the house I'm living in now in a small town is considered cheap and it's $300,000. Friggin' California.

  • 01.06.2005 10:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tanikaze
Sad part is, the house I'm living in now in a small town is considered cheap and it's $300,000. Friggin' California.


Around the city where I live, your fairly lucky if you can find a good place for under a Million dollars, well maybe a little less than that, but most houses go for 2 million or more.

  • 01.06.2005 10:51 PM PDT
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here some more:

26) we know who to riot

27)we make the new GTA game look tame

28) our cops like to chase cars

29) our TV networks like showing the our cops chaseing cars, even when no one care

30) without us there would be no good movies

  • 01.06.2005 10:54 PM PDT
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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

Here's one for the Australians... well, ok... Tasmanians.

You know you're in Tasmania when:

1) The state population is 500.
2) You can drive for 1 kilometre, see no one, but pass atleast 3 bars/pubs.
3) It's a hot day at 5*C.
4) There's only one person in the state with internet access (me), but he's on a 56k.
5) It's currently 1995
6) There are more Japanese tourists then locals.
7) There's more sheep then Japanese tourists.
8) There's less then 14 Mcdonalds in the state. (I think there's 13...)
9) No one would believe you if you yelled "Earthquake!", but people would go pee if you said "Technology!"
10) Most american T.V maps don't have you on it.

Woot for Tassie! (Good thing no one will be offended by this, I'm the only one from here... stupid Tasmania...)

>> Kritz

  • 01.07.2005 2:12 AM PDT