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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update 01/18/08

Maybe the Dingo ate your babay!

LOL LOVE THE LAST PICTURE... NO YOU CANT HAS RECON!!!

  • 01.22.2008 5:21 AM PDT

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Why is such a crotchety old fart calling himself Meat Sack?

Digital Pheer totally deserves Recon.

That is all.

  • 01.22.2008 5:50 AM PDT

Formerly known as HunTERminator

Wow, poor Frankie He used to be so spry and chipper...just look at him now....

  • 01.22.2008 9:01 AM PDT

What's up? I'm Anthony, from Maryland. I play a lot of video games, too many. Enjoying the Halo Reach Beat right now. Also Halo was kind of my life from the age of 11-14.

All of the maps sound cool and the pics of the weapons and armor for the movie are cool as well.

  • 01.22.2008 12:06 PM PDT

"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgment I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me among Thy saints ."

One question:

Can I has Battle Rifle???

LOL! Great Update bugie, can't wait to hear more.

  • 01.22.2008 3:29 PM PDT

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Wow, poor Frankie He used to be so spry and chipper...just look at him now....


Life is hard.

  • 01.22.2008 3:56 PM PDT

Frankie did you get the message I sent you on Friday?

  • 01.22.2008 5:13 PM PDT

so joe you think that gernade makes you look like a man a real man
ahh man but that battle rifle looks kickass forget recon id want a model battle rifle

  • 01.22.2008 7:13 PM PDT

I can has clans?

  • 01.22.2008 9:44 PM PDT
Subject: Sort of Halo-ish News ...
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Hello All

Now, first time posting - but have followed Frankie & Co's teasers for an awfully long time!

Anyhoo - Everyone knows that Mr Jason Jones has been a long-time fan of Mr Iain M. Banks' Culture books, featuring as they do Orbitals (which are like Halos - but bigger), Drones (which are like Guilty Spark, but possibly smarter, probably better-armed* and equally frisky), Knife Missiles (which are like Sentinels), Minds (which are like Mendicant Bias, but less, er, Rampant**), Neural Laces (which are, well, like Neural Laces) and Big Fun Guns ('nuff said).

Assuming that people who like HALO will like the Culture (and I do***) you can read a little about Iain's new Culture novel, MATTER, below - and you can also join in a competition to win a signed copy.****

Oh well - before the opprobrium is unleashed - do bear in mind that Mr Jones likes Iain's Culture books!


* Could Guilty Spark do *this*?: Drone (Offensive) Kills (Not Too) Many
** Actually, that's not true. Some of the Culture's Ship Minds have gone completely off-the-rails. Look at the 'Attitude Adjuster'. Total psycho.
*** But I work for Iain. But Mr Jones likes Iain too, so there.
**** Here's the link for the compo: MATTER

PS And no, Mr Jones, you can't enter (even though you showed us your underwear - and how long did *that* take me, hurling grenades, running-backwards-with-the-rocket-launcher, despairing-of-the-Fuel-Rod-Cannon-that-*bounced*-off-the-wall s) but we'd be happy to send you a signed copy ... and if you want to advertise MATTER on this site - well, who am I to stop you?

  • 01.23.2008 8:36 AM PDT
Subject: Bungie Weekly Update 01/18/08
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it's about time , for the update

think i hope you change

melee = s....
BR = when you shoot once 3 bullet and you have only 1 blt who goes on the guy not very good (in battle) . the 3 blt must go where you shoot , that you move or not or that the guy move or not.
sword = when your sword is in your backpoket and you changes your weapon "Y", the time she 's ready 2 lunch an attack is 2 long .
and
(the mauler that you can't use it in dual )

now about the maps ,only 1 close combat map. there are many medium and big maps why 2 again . if there are again 800 point i'm not going 2 buy them

again now about "recon" i think you should given it 2 every body or the people who like 2 have it should pay them for ex:80-100 point

ps: due respect of course black
it is my point of view

  • 01.23.2008 9:59 AM PDT

plz to god mass produce the guns
sell the marine armor and sell it as a costume with a Br
u'd make a ton of money.........

  • 01.23.2008 10:59 AM PDT
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Hilarious pics and captions, I couldn't stop laughing. You guys sure know how to make my day!
PS: Go little Joe!

  • 01.23.2008 12:00 PM PDT
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i wanna plaaaaaaay with the stuuuuuuuuff
great update, great pics, cool sounding maps

  • 01.23.2008 2:11 PM PDT

CHAMPION OF HALO3

a bit odd with a BIGGGGG spike growwnadd

  • 01.23.2008 2:34 PM PDT

CHAMPION OF HALO3

u brake it u bi it and u glue it and KABOOOOM

  • 01.23.2008 2:38 PM PDT
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Why is Captain Kirk climbing the mountain?

lol No you can't has Recon funny as hell. i can't wait to see what he looks like out of the Brute costume.
Hey can you please tell me the joke XD

I is in your Galaxies collecting ur starz



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  • 01.23.2008 4:29 PM PDT
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ya man i hope u added midship back that was da -blam!-ttt on h2. ps. if ya need ur level to go up im a 49 just send me a friend request if ur active.

  • 01.23.2008 9:02 PM PDT
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wtf bungie y do you have to add all this bullship all the time u -blam!-kkinn newbs. PLay the gdam game u created not try and perfect every little bit about it. OOOO ya Frankie ur a fuk-blam!-in old man y da -blam!-cc-blam!- do u care soooo much about this game. i kno its ur job but seriously ur takin it to an unhealthy level man. I saw those pics. do u think its cool makin plastic guns from a fantasy aka. non realistic video game. I dont know if ur messed up in the head or anything but u care way toooo much about this game. Find a girl friend u 40 year old virgin. ps. quote " and u cant has recon armor. do u not kno how to speak, its u can not have recon armor. ALL in all remember this is just a video game. Y dont u just take up a hobby like beatin it.

  • 01.23.2008 9:16 PM PDT
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Ske7ch ur the man but Frankie u look like a wrinkled potatoe peel. If i were u i would go on the biggest loser. Also, i saw ur car it looked like u found it in a junk yard. ps. I could care the FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC-blam!--blam!--blam!- less if i didnt get recon armor it looks -blam!- also.

  • 01.23.2008 9:23 PM PDT
Subject: Frankie's desires master cheif
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Call of duty 4 is the best game ever created i highly recommend u get rid of this never ending game. Once u reach the level u desire u reflect upon urself and say did i really better the human race the answer is no. Did i solve world hunger issues did i get rid of the terrorists attacks. Did i really desire to help britney with her mental problems. THe answer is no right FRANKIE because i was tooo busy playing halo and making plastic guns like frankie so i could shoot imaginary targets and become a real spartan. The answer is no FRankie u fail to solve any of these issues. SO guess what it is not year six thousand there are no aliens attacking. So u can get off ur goddam couch thinking of -blam!- fantasies with master cheif and better the world around you. Anything the least u could do is sponsor a child a teach him spartan techniques.

  • 01.23.2008 9:35 PM PDT
Subject: Bungie sux at life
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BUNGIE can suck my hairy testicles that are contained in my hairy azz ball sack.

  • 01.23.2008 9:39 PM PDT