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Subject: on a scale of smokin to mother in law, how hot is cortana?
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Poll: well, how hot is she? one being the highest and 8 being the lowest.  [closed]
smokin HOT!!!!!!!!!:  21%
(9 Votes)
too hot to touch:  2%
(1 Votes)
pretty freakin hot:  26%
(11 Votes)
ehh... shes hot:  23%
(10 Votes)
nothin special:  16%
(7 Votes)
not hot:  12%
(5 Votes)
downright ugly:  0%
(0 Votes)
hedious. reminds you of your mother in law.:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 43

wo0t!!!!!

[Edited on 6/12/2004 7:34:55 AM]

  • 06.12.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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im glad im not the only one who thinks like this.

  • 06.12.2004 7:35 AM PDT
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oh youre not alone buddy

  • 06.12.2004 7:39 AM PDT
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you know these "is cotana hot?" threads are really getting old and you people that say yes are just embarrasing yourselves. in a way you are actually admitting that you dont have the courge to approach real women and so you are mor comfortable staring at purple AI construct. so i believe you losers are on your own on this one because even if i didnt hav a girlfriend i couldnt find my self being attracted to a bunch of digitized pixals

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  • 06.12.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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what he said

  • 06.12.2004 8:03 AM PDT
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the potato and i were just kidding. in a way, by taking this thread so seriously, your admitting that you have no life.maby you and your girlfriend-slash-mother should try to venture into the outside world and see how you do there, where being a complete halo freak done not make you powerful.

[Edited on 6/12/2004 8:46:30 AM]

  • 06.12.2004 8:38 AM PDT
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ha ha you dont know how to spell "psycho"

  • 06.12.2004 8:47 AM PDT
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look at your other post. you can't even spell have.

neitherr uf us are evenn tryinng to to spel corektly, so you shouldent
base anything on this or you will "hav" badd results.

  • 06.12.2004 8:52 AM PDT
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well i understand no one trys to spell but i would have atleast thought you could get your own screen name right

  • 06.12.2004 8:56 AM PDT
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Actually, this does not determine someone's societal status at all. Even if you have a girlfriend (well, I had one until I moved) it is quite possible for 'artificial' females to be attractive... but Cortana isn't one of them, and I don't mean artificial as in "fake boobs and face."

  • 06.12.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

this whole thing is stupid.

  • 06.12.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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Okay, who said she's nothin special? I think i'mma have to open a can of whoop some candy white booty!

  • 06.12.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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Spell checker!

  • 06.12.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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Aren't these "Is Cortana Hot?" threads supposed to be jokes? I mean, you can't really get very far with an image on a TV screen.

  • 06.12.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

you dont know that.

  • 06.12.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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you're all abunch of nerds! now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the comic book expo.


*puts on Lobo costume*

  • 06.12.2004 10:05 AM PDT
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ok..... why would you EVER think that a purple hologram is hott?????? Shes pixelated!

  • 06.12.2004 10:10 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

I've met better.... Solid, real women that are much better-looking.

But just because she's not real doesn't mean she can't be "physically" attractive to some people. Take any work of art, for example. We may not find them attractive in this sense, but we find some to be aesthetically pleasing, none the less... they're not exactly real, are they? Fictitious representations (aside from portraits). It only really becomes freaky when someone obsesses about that which is not real.

  • 06.12.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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You all disgust me, cmon if you dont like cortana the you can Geeeet ouut! C'mon seriuosly if there was cg -blam!- would you not be arroused? If cortana was a character in said -blam!-, Would it not be that much hotter. Just looking at those tight little ai butcheeks in aotcr makes me quiver. oooooohhhh.

  • 06.12.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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That was just wrong...

  • 06.12.2004 10:26 AM PDT
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I give this thread an hour max before it gets blocked.


[Edited on 6/12/2004 10:57:31 AM]

  • 06.12.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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it's already been open for three hours.

  • 06.12.2004 11:01 AM PDT
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uR g4yE

  • 06.12.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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AND PEOPLE INSULTED MY THREADS

  • 06.12.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: tmone17
You all disgust me, cmon if you dont like cortana the you can Geeeet ouut! C'mon seriuosly if there was cg -blam!- would you not be arroused? If cortana was a character in said -blam!-, Would it not be that much hotter. Just looking at those tight little ai butcheeks in aotcr makes me quiver. oooooohhhh.


uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, how interesting. What Shai Hulud said was the best reply to this thread. Yes she looks hot, is she hot, not really. She is AI.

[Edited on 6/12/2004 11:43:16 AM]

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