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Subject: Create your own saying of what Grunts will say in Halo 2.
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"Please, don't kill me... I can bake cookies for you"

  • 06.12.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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Right after you throw a plasma at him, he throws one back at you screaming "I don't want your damn blue balls!"

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  • 06.12.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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"Green is for wussies"

  • 06.12.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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* "I don't think he sees me..."

* "The Damn Triggers stuck" (watch as the grunt hits the gun a few times)

* "Yayap, I will avenge you!" (grunt runs in blindly shooting)

* "Owowowow! I'm not gonna be sittin' for a week!"

* "Suck it Chief!"

* "Ya! Stick it on his face!"

* (holding plasma rifle) "Damn, I don't even know how to use this thing!"

* "C'mon, I'll take you all on!"

* "Oh God, He's gotta GUN!"

* (talks to other grunts after he has been shot) "tell everyone, that I won't be... umph... comin home... bleh!" (dies)

* (after MC dies) "I killed a Legend! Now I'm da Legend Biatch!"

  • 06.12.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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when a grunts about to throw a grenade and you shoot him, the grenande should stick to his hand, haha and hed be shaking it around and every now and then he or one of his buddies would try to shoot it off, and after you hit a grunt with your gun and he lives he should collapse into the fetal possision and cry, or if you shot a grut and he lives he runs to a corner somewere curls into a ball and cries. i know there not saying anything but it would still be funny

  • 06.12.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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(You throw a frag grenade and a not too bright grunt jumps for it)"Jawbreaker!!"

  • 06.12.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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as you walk up next to him one of them says to the group of grunts "Just stand still, he cant see us"

and then, the same thing, you walk up and one of them says "Just act natural" as if a tree or bush

[Edited on 6/12/2004 12:25:42 PM]

  • 06.12.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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You throw a plasma on a grunts methane tank. He presses the eject button in panic and it flies towards an elite which sticks and explodes killing everyone else amplified by the tank. Then the grunt soffocates.

  • 06.12.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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* "I wasn't trained for this kind of abuse!"

* "Sort of amazes me how we're losing a war because of this green guy."

* (Playing a game of risk) "Ha! I own all of Europe!" other grunt "that's not possible, we just Iced that place a few hours ago."

  • 06.12.2004 12:29 PM PDT

SB-117

This was what someone else wrote, not me... "dont kill me, im a virgin!" i just thought that was hilarious.

  • 06.12.2004 12:31 PM PDT
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* "To tell you the truth, I want the human race to live. Their women have bigger food nipples then ours!"

  • 06.12.2004 12:34 PM PDT

SB-117

Dont shoot me, im allergic to pain!

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(after MC dies) "Get his food nipple, i think he has two"

  • 06.12.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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"The Jolly Green giant! I knew I should have eaten my veggies!"

  • 06.12.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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and, also, again, when u approach the group of grunts, one of them tries 2 bribe you like a parrot, "Polly want a craker?"

  • 06.12.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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Grunt:*singing* "Green guys got a gun, everybody run..."

  • 06.12.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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(after a grunt kills you and starts doing a corpse-hump) "OWN!"

  • 06.12.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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Hit the Elite in the back and trade him for thier lives.

  • 06.12.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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(after Grunt #1 gets stuck on the head with a plasma)
Grunt #2: "WTF? There's something on your head."
Grunt #1: "Is it a spider? Get it off!"
(BOOM!)

  • 06.12.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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or what grif said "dont kill me... i'm too good looking to die"

  • 06.12.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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Gunt:Hey, i lowered my cholestrol today =)
MC:umm ok...-blam-!

  • 06.12.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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How about like in HALO one they do a song when they kill Master Cheif Petty Officer John?

"Another one bites the dust, look out!"

^_^

Or something like...

"That was it? And he killed *how* many of us?"

"Well, I guess we know who's getitng that next promotion."


Or when he gets stuck with a plasma grenade...

"Why me?!"

"I'm gonna feel this tomorrow."


Or when he gets a little shot.

"That tickles!"

Or when they've all got their backs to you, and you're peeking over a rock or something...

"You ever feel like you're being watched?"

"Only one more cycle of this 'til retirement."

"Hey, do you ever wonder why we're here?"

"What are we doing in this dump? Like anyones going to attack here."

  • 06.12.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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When a grunt kills you he should do a little dance, or melee your body or somethin'. Add some insult to injury, ya know?

  • 06.12.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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He's still alive?
who's bad?
move -blam!-! (while driving)
dogpile!
(when he encounters flood again) When will it end?
i KNEW i smelt human!
(while looking for u in the dark) what do u do when your in the dark, and WE come for you?
wait... did you smell that?
(to a jackal) birdbrain!
(on patrol) this places is too hot! why did i sign up for AFRICA?!

  • 06.12.2004 4:37 PM PDT

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