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Subject: Community Waaambulance + Moronic Statements # 1 *Unofficial*
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Got my Cap Card working w00t w00t.


Anyways thanks guys and ya next time comments will be a little more *crispy*

  • 01.25.2008 12:58 PM PDT
Subject: Community Waaambulance + Moronic Statements # 1
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Posted by: PyRo Tek NikS
Thanks guys. I threw it together in under an hour so it was kinda quick, but regardless of how funny any of them are, they are all moronic.

Also took out a few lol's

I'm not as good as bungie, but I can improve.

Also thanks for the constructive critiscism, I'll read it all day long.

This one is my all time favorite, its not too serious, but its damn funny.
Posted by: Your Uncle Tom
I absolutly hate the new changes to MM. The snipers games dont have shotty secondary anymore, so now I absolutly suck at it, everyone just runs around wtih the sniper, and I cant get any kills, because I dont have the shotgun. Its not fair that the better sniping team wins every game, because halo 3 isnt just about sniping, its about sniping and shotguns.

The BR is ruining halo 3, just like it did halo 2, and just like the pistol did in halo 1. I mean did you see how the BR plagued halo 2? I almost cried when they took away my SMG start on coagulation, sheer nonsense. And now when I play in halo 3, people arent helpless to my rifle when they spawn with the AR. That is so not fair, they should start off with the bad weapon then die until i run out of ammo, then its their turn, if they are more accurate, they will aim better, and use their ammo better. That is what i mean about this, THAT is the real skill, being able to use all 3 BR clips on guys with ARs, and not missing any shots. thats more skill than being better with someone who has a BR, when you have a BR. Out BRing people takes no skill, its just luck, and moving, and bad auto aim, and bullet spreads, and hacking. Ive never been out BRed by somoene who wasnt hacking. Its so stupid, those MLG cheaters and their button glitches

As for the BR starts, its so stupid that we start with a gun that I have to aim for the head with. It makes it so much harder to get kills, and the better team always wins, where is the variety in that? I like comeback games, and things like that because it makes the game more exciting, but it makes me so mad when we spawn next to rockets, and then go to rush and get team BRed down. That is so stupid, our lucky spawns at rockets should help us win in a situation like that, its simply halo destiny. I'm just so damn tired of these MLG elitist BR skill whores who want the game to be about skill, it shouldnt be. In a perfect world halo 3 would be like paper rock scissors, with guns and explosions and vehicles, and rocketrace, and soccer balls, and zombies. Everyone says I'm a noob for not liking BRs, well to me, the people who like BRs are noobs to fun, and in the end fun is what h3 is all about. The real fun, that is what halo is, and that is what halo should be about. It should be about the luck of the draw, a roll of the dice, the will of the forerunners, none of this skilled headshot balance nonsense.

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I've finally figured it out, the MLG BR hookers are mad because they get owned every game by my AR, my mauler beatdown, etc. because I am better than them and now the want to change the weapon to something they are better with. Its not my fault I can camp better than you, that I know what corners to be in, or that youre dumb enough to walk by. Dont get mad because I own kids with the mauler on guardian, or I camp sword room on the pit, thats your fault for walking by. Maybe if you were smarter, and didnt walk around the map, and camped too, then you wouldnt get destroyed by my mauler beatdowns. Its funny, they said it was the h3 BxR, yet all of the MLG BR hookers hate it, so what does that say? Hypocrite elitists

P.S. All hope is not lost, I just got a game of shotty snipers on the narrows, I freakin killed those kids with the shotty, got every power up every time, and went 6-4 with 5 shotty kills and one shotty beatdown. Thats why its SHOTTY snipers, not Snipers shotties. BOOM STICK ALL DAY

  • 01.25.2008 3:11 PM PDT
Subject: Community Waaambulance + Moronic Statements # 1 *Unofficial*
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

The whinings are funny, your responses are not that funny, all in all good job!

  • 01.25.2008 3:16 PM PDT
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Tha nks Yuke and wow the 1 above you was halarious. I hope he wasn't serious though.

BETA Montage uploading to youtube right now.

  • 01.25.2008 4:18 PM PDT
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A large portion of them are actually correct, you don't know what you're talking about on a few.

  • 01.25.2008 4:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: N1netyproof
A large portion of them are actually correct, you don't know what you're talking about on a few.



Allright which ones. All those ppl were wrong believe me.

  • 01.26.2008 10:09 AM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

This one is pretty funny.
y the F**k did u put all these g3y games in BTB.
they used to be rare, but now da only thing there is. is g3y games like assault,ctf,territories or sum s**t like that.
i come 2 btb to have fun playing big team slayer, but games like those just waste time, and ruin the game

  • 01.26.2008 1:50 PM PDT

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