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Subject: Dumb jokes my tennis teacher got from an 8 year old student(Im not 8)
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A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.

3 girls are running from the police. One's blond, one's brunette, and one's redheaded. They decide to hide in potato sacks in a barn. The police ask the farmer to inspect the bags. The farmer kicks the first bag. The brunette says "Meow." and the farmer decides its just his cat. He kicks the next bag. The redhead says "Woof!" and the farmer decides its just his dog. The farmer kicks the last sack and the blonde says, "Potato, Potato!"

  • 01.08.2005 8:39 PM PDT
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a guy walks into a bar and orders beer. the bartender ask's "Why are you here?" the guy sais "For a drink."


HAHAHAHAHHA

  • 01.08.2005 8:41 PM PDT
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Hehe :)
Two guys walk into a Bar. The third ducks.

  • 01.08.2005 8:42 PM PDT
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"never listen to davester88's alt-f4 trick. Try it if you want but you wont be happy "

please tell me you did fall for the alt-F4 trick...

  • 01.08.2005 8:43 PM PDT
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why did the piggy cross the road?







Because the butcher was right behind him!!!

  • 01.08.2005 8:46 PM PDT
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No i didn't. I actually fooled him and now he uses it. There are people who don't know simple shortcuts like alt+tab and alt+F4. I know most shortcuts.

  • 01.08.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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2 guys walks into a bar.
One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking.
The other guy takes a seat at the counter.
The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful."
The guy says:"I'll be careful."
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

What movie is this from?
everyone knows this.

  • 01.08.2005 8:57 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Mr Pocketses
2 guys walks into a bar.
One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking.
The other guy takes a seat at the counter.
The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful."
The guy says:"I'll be careful."
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

What movie is this from?
everyone knows this.

Star Trek!
In continuing with the bad joke theme.

  • 01.08.2005 8:59 PM PDT
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Q: How many boring men does it take to change a light bulb??





















A: One.

  • 01.08.2005 9:29 PM PDT
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What does alt4 do?

  • 01.08.2005 9:53 PM PDT
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haha, alt+F4 closes the current window... and other hotkeys are Alt+Tab (dunno how to explain that one) and Ctrl+V (A spammer's favorite hotkey)

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What does it do?

  • 01.08.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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try it youll like it

  • 01.08.2005 11:06 PM PDT
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vaca redonda i will take you in tennis any time any place home boy

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Posted by: MrPocketses
2 guys walks into a bar.
One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking.
The other guy takes a seat at the counter.
The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful."
The guy says:"I'll be careful."
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

What movie is this from?
everyone knows this.



Star Wars: A New Hope

The bar scene, where Luke sits next to the guy with tube sacks on his face and the dude that has the michael jackson nose.

[Edited on 1/9/2005 12:58:35 AM]

  • 01.09.2005 12:57 AM PDT
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What do you call a Fish with no eyes?





Fsh

  • 01.09.2005 3:54 AM PDT
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What do you call the Pope on drugs?
The High Priest
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
Oh...broke a rib...

  • 01.09.2005 4:25 AM PDT
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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

What do you call a guy with a shovel?
Doug

What do you call a guy without a shovel?
Dougless

What do you call a person with one leg shorter then the other?
Ilean (First letter is an "i", second "L")

What do you call a monkey with pie in his ears?
Anything you want. Monkeys don't know English.

What do you call a clown with a gun?
Trigger happy.

Isn't it against the forum rules to tell bad jokes?

>> Kritz

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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: Mr Pocketses
2 guys walks into a bar.
One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking.
The other guy takes a seat at the counter.
The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful."
The guy says:"I'll be careful."
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

What movie is this from?
everyone knows this.

Star Trek!
In continuing with the bad joke theme.


ahem , its star wars.



How many bungie employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

7


Why did the chicken crosss the road?

Because durandal told it to.

  • 01.09.2005 5:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: billstrom
Posted by: un gato
Posted by: Mr Pocketses
2 guys walks into a bar.
One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking.
The other guy takes a seat at the counter.
The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful."
The guy says:"I'll be careful."
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

What movie is this from?
everyone knows this.

Star Trek!
In continuing with the bad joke theme.


ahem , its star wars.



How many bungie employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

7


Why did the chicken crosss the road?

Because durandal told it to.


bungie would do something like gather 7 people to change a lightbulb... just because they can...

  • 01.09.2005 11:48 AM PDT