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Subject: Return of the Webmaster?

It's been 10 months or so since we've heard from the drunken, gorilla-suited Webmaster. I know, not exactly a long time by Webmaster standards, but a while nonetheless. I know there must be tons of "I can haz recon?" type letters, as well as people complaining about all manner of gameplay mechanics. Who else would like to see the Webmaster return?

  • 01.24.2008 9:58 PM PDT

He never left.
*looks around*
I wouldn't mind really. =)

  • 01.24.2008 9:59 PM PDT
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I even got some ppl to follow my sig. Need e-mails for waaaambulance greatness. If bungie wants to forward me a few that'd be cool also



* runs and hides *

  • 01.24.2008 10:01 PM PDT
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He's taking a leak, give him a break.

  • 01.24.2008 10:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
He's taking a leak, give him a break.
This peeing for months on end is getting out of hand. I think the Webmaster may have some strange prostate problems.

  • 01.24.2008 10:08 PM PDT

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."- John F. Kennedy

They folded out of the system immediately
after I received the message, without so
much as a "Thanks for saving us from
becoming plasma on Tau Ceti, Durandal".

Posted by: ExiledTexan
Posted by: Captain K Mart
He's taking a leak, give him a break.
This peeing for months on end is getting out of hand. I think the Webmaster may have some strange prostate problems.

Its all relative. What's a "problem" to you is entirely normal to chronically inebriated, gorilla-suit wearing, cowboy hat loving webmasters.

[Edited on 01.24.2008 10:18 PM PST]

  • 01.24.2008 10:15 PM PDT
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  • still hates toast

The webmaster eats my snacks...and my shoes. He's weird and I don't like him.

  • 01.24.2008 10:32 PM PDT

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future."- John F. Kennedy

They folded out of the system immediately
after I received the message, without so
much as a "Thanks for saving us from
becoming plasma on Tau Ceti, Durandal".

Posted by: stosh
The webmaster eats my snacks...and my shoes. He's weird and I don't like him.

Then drink his booze and take his hat. Then the feeling will be mutual. Or at least there will be a "reason" for his attitude.

  • 01.24.2008 10:37 PM PDT

-S

Posted by: SPARTAN 209
Then drink his booze


WORST ADVICE EVER.

  • 01.24.2008 11:14 PM PDT

http://www.ForgeHub.com - Sign up and post your forged maps. Meet other Halo fans and forgers. Get recognized for your true forging skills!

The workers at bungie are people too. You can't just bug them. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if everyone that played halo bugged you all of the time.

  • 01.24.2008 11:17 PM PDT

Posted by: MASEDOG
The workers at bungie are people too. You can't just bug them. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if everyone that played halo bugged you all of the time.
I'm not sure the Webmaster actually does any work.

  • 01.25.2008 9:43 AM PDT
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I HAZ FLAMIN RECONZ!1!1!1!!!!!1!!11!1!1
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Actually the webmaster is at my house let me go check up on him
Me-Webmaster bungie needs you are you done in there (bathroom) yet?
There was no answer.............

  • 01.25.2008 10:00 AM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Last two words I heard from him were; "U.K." and "Pub" then he left the table...


I should probably go find him. AND OUST HIM IN A GLORIOUS DRINKING CONTEST!

  • 01.25.2008 10:34 AM PDT

My YouTube Channel. Just getting into the Machinima business.

Posted by: Yoozel
Last two words I heard from him were; "U.K." and "Pub" then he left the table...


I should probably go find him. AND OUST HIM IN A GLORIOUS DRINKING CONTEST!

Lol, maybe you will be able to drink him under the table this time.

  • 01.25.2008 10:36 AM PDT

Posted by: Yoozel
Last two words I heard from him were; "U.K." and "Pub" then he left the table...


I should probably go find him. AND OUST HIM IN A GLORIOUS DRINKING CONTEST!
I smell a Humpday!

  • 01.25.2008 10:39 AM PDT