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Subject: I'm scared to get out of the bathroom
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Please give me some pointers on how to get out of the bathroom. I'm using the laptop for internet and a cat is right by the door grownling at ready to scratch the heck out of me. I only put the cat under a laundry basket and smacked it with a bat while the cat was still under it! Why oh why do I deserve this horrible fate!? Its wating outside the door and i can't get out....how will I survive?! Please oh please help!

  • 01.08.2005 10:13 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Dude..........it's a cat. Unless you're allergic to cats, a toddler, or mentally handicapped, you can establish dominance over a cat. I mean, c'mon. He can't bite the hand that feeds him. Feet yes, hand no.

  • 01.08.2005 10:16 PM PDT
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AHHH!! MY hands hurts! theres blood all over my laptop's keyboard! Thanks a lot for the help.... I'm sitting in the bathtub right now...cat even more pissed...pacing around the door with death in his eyes


[Edited on 1/8/2005 10:21:37 PM]

  • 01.08.2005 10:20 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
AHHH!! MY hands hurts! theres blood all over my laptop's keyboard! Thanks a lot for the help.... I'm sitting in the bathtub right now...cat even more pissed...pacing around the door with death in his eyes


Well then, you're screwed. And now the whole forum's laughing. Are you seriously afraid of that cat?

  • 01.08.2005 10:22 PM PDT
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Apply the technique

  • 01.08.2005 10:23 PM PDT
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i was playing that game....but the cat heard it...and he fricking tore a hole in the door! I'm holding on for my life by applying a toilet seat ripped out of the toilet and put on the door's hole to prevent the cat from coming in! omfg its GOING TO KILL ME!!!!

[Edited on 1/8/2005 10:29:16 PM]

  • 01.08.2005 10:27 PM PDT
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Is your cat by any chance a puma?

  • 01.08.2005 10:30 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
i was playing that game....but the cat heard it...and he fricking tore a hole in the door! I'm holding on for my life by applying a toilet seat ripped out of the toilet and put on the door's hole to prevent the cat from coming in! omfg its GOING TO KILL ME!!!!


.........................This is why i'm a dog person.

  • 01.08.2005 10:30 PM PDT
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MakaVeli4Life1... or officially the coolest mod ever... i have a spanish teacher whos a cat lover : )

  • 01.08.2005 10:31 PM PDT
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Kick it. 'Nuff said.

  • 01.08.2005 10:33 PM PDT
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AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????

  • 01.08.2005 10:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????


-blam!-.

  • 01.08.2005 10:37 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????


Tis but a flesh wound!

[Edited on 1/8/2005 10:41:28 PM]

  • 01.08.2005 10:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
[Tis but a flesh wound!


Excellent usage of a Monty python quote, but I don't think you got my pun.

  • 01.08.2005 10:42 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
[Tis but a flesh wound!


Excellent usage of a Monty python quote, but I don't think you got my pun.


No, I got it. I just wanted to use something Python-ish.

  • 01.08.2005 10:43 PM PDT
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is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?

  • 01.08.2005 10:45 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?


Wood! Or a duck! Or a swallow carrying a cocnut!

  • 01.08.2005 10:46 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????


Tis but a flesh wound!

You've got no arms left, you stupid bastard!

  • 01.08.2005 10:48 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?

Yourself!

  • 01.08.2005 10:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
is there anything i can throw at it which is harder and hurts more than a full tiolet paper roll?

What about the laptop?

  • 01.08.2005 10:48 PM PDT
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I couldn't find a piece of wood or a swallo carrying a coconut... but i threw my rubber ducky at it. No effect to the cat's health except to piss it off to its full extent! I am very, very screwed... I'M GOING TO F***ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i throw the laptop at him... the cat will definitely live and wreck it...thus disconnecting me from my only available lifeline

[Edited on 1/8/2005 10:51:59 PM]

  • 01.08.2005 10:49 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
AHH!!! I kicked the fricking little imp...but he scratched the hell out of my legs! My pants are covered in blood! I threw a toilet paper roll at it....it just got even more pissed and what i thoguht i saw was fire gleaming in its eyes! Are you guys just trying to give me pointers leading to injuries and death????


Tis but a flesh wound!

You've got no arms left, you stupid bastard!

Yes I have!

  • 01.08.2005 10:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
I couldn't find a piece of wood or a swallo carrying a coconut... but i threw my rubber ducky at it. No effect to the cat's health except to piss it off to its full extent! I am very, very screwed... I'M GOING TO F***ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok try your laptop if the doesn't work you...can...ummmm....nope your screwed if that doen't work

  • 01.08.2005 10:51 PM PDT
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Bite it's legs off.

  • 01.08.2005 10:52 PM PDT
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OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that

  • 01.08.2005 10:54 PM PDT

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