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Subject: I'm scared to get out of the bathroom

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that


Bash the cat over the head with the laptop! It's a freaking cat! Not Rambo!.............................Hmm. Cat Rambo.....

  • 01.08.2005 10:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
OHHH!!! THE WOE!!! I'm sitting on the bathtub... staring at the tiled ceiling.....having my life flash b4 my eyes........yet all i flashed was playing halo 2 and taking a crap b4 i was trapped by the cat...... My laptop's my only lifeline...can't get rid of that

well your screwed bye bye

  • 01.08.2005 10:56 PM PDT
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dude....I found a toy cat that looks like a girl cat. He must've left it in the bathroom b4 i came in......should i throw it at him?

  • 01.08.2005 11:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
dude....I found a toy cat that looks like a girl cat. He must've left it in the bathroom b4 i came in......should i throw it at him?

hmmmmmmmmm, no too risky

  • 01.08.2005 11:06 PM PDT
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do u think my cat is angry cuz he is lonely? (aka...he needs a ********************* from another cat?)

  • 01.08.2005 11:07 PM PDT
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1 Kneel

2 get your head behind your ass

3 Kiss your ass goodbye

  • 01.08.2005 11:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
do u think my cat is angry cuz he is lonely? (aka...he needs a ********************* from another cat?)

No I think he hates you have you been remembering to feed him and give him water

  • 01.08.2005 11:09 PM PDT
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he was already fed! he ate the flesh he scrathed off from my arms, legs, and hands! i'm still bleeding heavily from that! the blood is turing my laptop red! (cool, i got a death, gothic-like computer)

  • 01.08.2005 11:13 PM PDT
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mabye you should either stop smoking pot or pick up the cat and throw him outside

  • 01.08.2005 11:14 PM PDT
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Well First turn the water on get some in your hands and throw it at him.

  • 01.08.2005 11:14 PM PDT
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Hello Mjlonor?

  • 01.08.2005 11:30 PM PDT
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hey i have the same problem

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Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
he was already fed! he ate the flesh he scrathed off from my arms, legs, and hands! i'm still bleeding heavily from that! the blood is turing my laptop red! (cool, i got a death, gothic-like computer)
hey do you have a baseball bat with you or anything sharp?

  • 01.08.2005 11:39 PM PDT
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Throw a Flood infection form at it

  • 01.08.2005 11:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kroenen
Throw a Flood infection form at it
that would be stupid cause the cat would turn into a flood combat form.then hed really be in trouble.

  • 01.08.2005 11:48 PM PDT
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HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT DAMNIT!

  • 01.08.2005 11:58 PM PDT
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how 'bout some KFC*?

if ya know what i mean ;)



*not chicken

  • 01.09.2005 1:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: ðcherryð
how 'bout some KFC*?

if ya know what i mean ;)



*not chicken
Kill Frikken Cat?Kentucky Fried Cats?

  • 01.09.2005 1:06 AM PDT
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then give the cat the fried cow as a distraction and run for it

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What were you thinking, ya cat killing sicko!?

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Activate halo.

  • 01.09.2005 1:25 AM PDT
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I have been sleeping in the bathtub last night because i live in MA and it was 2:00am in the morning when i started this forum. I slowly creaked open the door, and i found the cat sleeping...I figured....ooh! this is it! what should i do know? should i lock it up in something as in a file cabinent and hit the cabinent with a bat telling the cat to shut up? He's sleeping...

  • 01.09.2005 7:36 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: MJOLNIR_Armored
I have been sleeping in the bathtub last night because i live in MA and it was 2:00am in the morning when i started this forum. I slowly creaked open the door, and i found the cat sleeping...I figured....ooh! this is it! what should i do know? should i lock it up in something as in a file cabinent and hit the cabinent with a bat telling the cat to shut up? He's sleeping...


.........................................KICK IT! PISS IT OFF!

  • 01.09.2005 7:38 AM PDT
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I snuck up on the cat....and FRICKING STOMPED ON IT MERCILESSLY!!!!!! He's not moving.........and he smells like almonds........

  • 01.09.2005 7:42 AM PDT
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Ahhh. I'm finally done with the cat dilemma......you guys can say witty things and stuff cuz i want my forum to be at 100 replies

  • 01.09.2005 7:51 AM PDT

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