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Subject: what if you saw real life grunt...
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mom can i keep him?

  • 06.12.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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HA! I'm taller then you!

  • 06.12.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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reply to justlazy
kid: i promise to take good care of him and feed him and walk him

mom:but he said he'd bite your kneecaps

  • 06.12.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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Trade it for Halo 2 on the PC and paid flights & accomodations to each E3(and a vip pass).

  • 06.12.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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I would sell him on ebay

  • 06.12.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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Fill his methane tank with gummy worms and watch him suffer.

  • 06.12.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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Lmao!

  • 06.12.2004 12:31 PM PDT
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-hit him, nurse him to health, hit him, nurse him to health.....................over and over again

-make him wrestle a cat

-leave him in my house with my dog

  • 06.12.2004 12:38 PM PDT
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punch him

  • 06.12.2004 12:38 PM PDT
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i would cry lol

  • 06.12.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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Ask him how he got here. Then steal his plasma pistol.

  • 06.12.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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Name him yayap and... keep him as a pet... eat some beans to keep him alive... and basically keep him as a pet

  • 06.12.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tsunami141
Name him yayap and... keep him as a pet... eat some beans to keep him alive... and basically keep him as a pet


Now that is funny.

  • 06.12.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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And from you using your gas the grunt says, "Gaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why are you doing this."

  • 06.12.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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Throw rocks at him and call him names. . . at a safe distance of course.

  • 06.12.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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I would take his weapon/s away, then keep as a pet (like you would with a dog).

...But, Grunts are sentient beings, so one must question the ethics of that action...

  • 06.12.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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Sell him to a high brow Zoo and retire. I mean they can support a grunt better than me. And I can live it large on the money from the grunt.

  • 06.12.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Scipio
Throw rocks at him and call him names. . . at a safe distance of course.


it is a grunt it cant hurt you

  • 06.12.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Poke it with a stick

  • 06.12.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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this is a no-brainer, i would walk up to him and melee him in the back of the neck >_> then i would run from the feds

  • 06.12.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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I would try to be friends with it.

  • 06.12.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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I would take him all around to neat places, and buy him all new methane tanks.

  • 06.12.2004 1:54 PM PDT
Subject: what if you saw real life grunt...
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what would you do?

  • 06.12.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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good idea

  • 06.12.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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Id probibly take his guns away first and then keep him on a leash. And during PE let him loose in the girls locker room to see them all run out. That would be great

  • 06.12.2004 1:57 PM PDT

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