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Ha Ha!!! Good one!
(Somebody posted a thread about "What if you found a plasma rifle?" on the Underground some time ago)Well, supposing I still had the plasma rifle I'd put on an Elite mask, befriend the Grunt, and hunt Spartans ;-)
take him to the prom
Keep him as a pet and train him to get the paper.If he was untrainable I'd sell him to a pawn shop (ebay is too much of a hassle) and use the money to get Halo 2.
race him against other grunts?
EDIT--Oops, sorry. Messed around with the numbers in the url by mistake...[Edited on 1/9/2005 2:42:14 AM]
... i'd run up behind him, and field goal his a$$ as far as it would go.
Keep it as a pet .. go to the manicure with it , paint the cute claws and call it Daisy !I'd show it to all my friends and promote the grunt to my bodyguard.Yay! I love grunts !
Train him to play halo.
tie its hands and eet together, shove books down its throat and call it a backpack
if i found a lil' un i give im a fuel rod cannon & a ghost & teach im how 2 "hunt"he he he he he.....................
Thats such an abusive way to treat a grunt ! U are mean !
grunts like killin (there not the best at it though....)i heard a grunt say 'this is the life' whilst blastin a brute on a lrg plama turret[Edited on 1/9/2005 2:59:07 AM]
pinyata anyone (i know its not the right spelling)
wen u hit im he drops plas nades lol
id give a grunt a scarab gun and woch im flylol
god knows they carry enough, activate the catch skull and it looks like a firework display
I would cross breed it with a sheep to make a... Greep!Then I could make millions from selling Greepfleece sweatshirts.
he'd be my best friend and i would hug him and kiss him and play pokemon with him! YAY
blow his head off and use him as a paper weight
id ask him were he parked his Phantom and nick it
Take his mask off and put habanero peppers in his mouth then put his mask back on. Then I'd shoot him with my airsoft guns while he is screaming in pain from the peppers. Then I'd end his misery by throwing meat cleavers at him. Eventually growing lonely and feeling sorry for the grunt I just wasted, I'd wish I had another.
......then *he he* id blast the white house with the turrets, MOVIE STYLE
i would kill him and make him into grunty pot pie.
I would befriend it...since I have no...WAIT...oh no false alarm, yeah no friends