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Subject: What would you do if a covenant war actually began?
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Let's say covenant ships appeared out of nowhere in space and started attacking Earth? RIGHT NOW. What would you do? I would scream COVENANT!!!!!!!!! and hide under the nearest bomb bunker.

  • 01.09.2005 8:07 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

run like hell

  • 01.09.2005 8:11 AM PDT
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find a gun and shoot myself.

  • 01.09.2005 8:12 AM PDT
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This was done before....
I would join the Marines (as I'm going to do anyways), become proficient with the M16/M203
and get ready to kick some ass!
If I didn't have time to join the USMC, then I would grab one of my guns and get ready to kick some ass!!
If I was in school when it happened, I would sharpen my pencil and get ready to kick some ass!!

  • 01.09.2005 8:18 AM PDT
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find a gun and shoot myself.

I hope you're joking, because if somehow, something like that did happen, then we would need everyone, and not have wusses killing themselves. If your gonna die anyways, then I would try to take some with me.

  • 01.09.2005 8:20 AM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Run and find a suit of nightmare armour. Then kill them all.

  • 01.09.2005 8:22 AM PDT
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"Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos"
"I came, I saw, I castrated the bastards."

Well, as my name suggests, I am a pyro. I would probably make some homemade weapons and distribute them to the town. It sounds crazy but a spud cannon firing a butane filled ping-pong is very destructive.

  • 01.09.2005 8:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
find a gun and shoot myself.

I hope you're joking, because if somehow, something like that did happen, then we would need everyone, and not have wusses killing themselves. If your gonna die anyways, then I would try to take some with me.


um... you do know this is all fictional, right? there are no covies, there is no MC, and there wont be an intergalactic war.

  • 01.09.2005 8:27 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Find a grunt and poke him in the stomach to see if he giggles like the Pillsbury Dough boy.

If he does, I can die peacefully.

  • 01.09.2005 8:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
Posted by: JohntheSpartan
Posted by: RandomlyIssued
find a gun and shoot myself.

I hope you're joking, because if somehow, something like that did happen, then we would need everyone, and not have wusses killing themselves. If your gonna die anyways, then I would try to take some with me.


um... you do know this is all fictional, right? there are no covies, there is no MC, and there wont be an intergalactic war.

-blam!-, when did this happen? All this time I thought it was all real! Yeah, I know its all fictional, its just "find a gun and shoot myself" is a statement, in my opinion for a (word I cannot say here) its just a distasteful, stupid statement. And seeing as how most people say something funny, yours wasn't even that.

  • 01.09.2005 8:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: JohntheSpartan
Posted by: RandomlyIssued
Posted by: JohntheSpartan
Posted by: RandomlyIssued
find a gun and shoot myself.

I hope you're joking, because if somehow, something like that did happen, then we would need everyone, and not have wusses killing themselves. If your gonna die anyways, then I would try to take some with me.


um... you do know this is all fictional, right? there are no covies, there is no MC, and there wont be an intergalactic war.

-blam!-, when did this happen? All this time I thought it was all real! Yeah, I know its all fictional, its just "find a gun and shoot myself" is a statement, in my opinion for a (word I cannot say here) its just a distasteful, stupid statement. And seeing as how most people say something funny, yours wasn't even that.


ok... no offence, but your taking this way to seriously. i made a sarcastic remark in a joking thread, and your spazzing out over it. take a chill pill, go lie down for a while, and then come back and comment, ok?

  • 01.09.2005 8:45 AM PDT
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praise them as our almighty saviours, then when they arent looking kick em in the nuts( or whatever they have)

  • 01.09.2005 8:46 AM PDT
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ide paint myself brown and say im an elite. then, ill be a part of thier world domination scemes! hehehehehe

  • 01.09.2005 8:50 AM PDT
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I'd seduce a grunt, and take his covenant money, and sell the covenant money on eBay for a lot of USA earth money!

  • 01.09.2005 8:54 AM PDT
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I thought about doing that. (not really) but then I realized it wouldn't do me much good, unless I used it to buy an M16 and then kick some ass!!!

  • 01.09.2005 9:15 AM PDT
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-blam!- my pants.
Get some clean ones.
And steal some rocks...I don't share my rocks.

  • 01.09.2005 12:00 PM PDT
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kill myself, because they'd kill us all anyway, especially the brutes (though i might have to go kamikaze on them)

  • 01.09.2005 12:35 PM PDT

¬.¬

i'd ignore them completely. i can't be bothered to fight or kill myself...

  • 01.09.2005 12:51 PM PDT
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THe only weapons I have are blades. I'd see what good I could do with those.

  • 01.09.2005 12:52 PM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
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i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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I'd either...
1. Start digging a DEEP hole and never stop.
or
2. Recruit an army of guitar and drum players, surround the Covenant, put all amps at full volume and distortion, and kill the Covenant by making them deaf. If that makes any sense to anyone, you are as sane as I am (which isn't saying much).

  • 01.09.2005 12:57 PM PDT
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mmmmmm...butane. actually heres my plan:

1: Get to my local gun shop and stock up on weapons
2: Get some gasoline and make some Molotovs
3: Round up a posse
4: Kill some Covenant and take thier weapons
5: Get in touch with the military and ake thier guns
6: Learn really quick how to fly a helicopter
7: Die
8: Nothing. Im dead

  • 01.09.2005 2:18 PM PDT
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lose very badly.

  • 01.09.2005 2:39 PM PDT
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i would hide at a corner then when a grunt comes beat him up and haul his unconshous body over and then take his weapon and go attack some brutes (maybe hop on their back and annoy it then whack it and tak eits weapon or i would brive a grunt to get all the other grunts to help with a donut or pie or maybe brive a hunter with it because they are pretty big and it seems they might like food or discuise myself as a grunt and live as a grunt, or make friends with them

[Edited on 1/9/2005 2:51:35 PM]

  • 01.09.2005 2:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: JohntheSpartan
This was done before....
I would join the Marines (as I'm going to do anyways), become proficient with the M16/M203
and get ready to kick some ass!
If I didn't have time to join the USMC, then I would grab one of my guns and get ready to kick some ass!!
If I was in school when it happened, I would sharpen my pencil and get ready to kick some ass!!


I'd get behind JohntheSparten.

  • 01.09.2005 2:55 PM PDT
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Beat the hell out of a grunt...steal his gun and armor...go undercover...kill a prophit...and blow something up...along with me most likley...

[Edited on 1/9/2005 3:22:50 PM]

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