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Subject: What would you do if a covenant war actually began?
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Lose very very badly

  • 01.09.2005 3:21 PM PDT
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I would go and join the covenent force and make my way through their ranks and run people over in my ghost.and then get a cool custom suit almost like MC but like an elites. learn the language, make friends with the hunters and elites. Then go to battle with the hunters because they are big, very powerful, and and strong!!!

  • 01.09.2005 4:09 PM PDT
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well mr."I want to kick some covenent ass" now thats not very nice, I guess I will send a scarab after you to destroy your bunker mor hideout an then send some sword weilding elites and if that dosent work i will send some hunters after you! HA hahahahahahahaha im evil !

  • 01.09.2005 4:16 PM PDT
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i can shoot a Grunt and not get areested, where can i sign up.

  • 01.09.2005 4:27 PM PDT
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I'ld probably still be on the forums. I mean, most humans don't know where I live, so how could covenant?

A wise(?) Tasmanian once said... "It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here."

Being that we're pretty close to the south of the planet.

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  • 01.09.2005 5:13 PM PDT
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Do some awesome stuff that I've always wanted to do. You know, since I'll die, I'll want to have good stories. Loot, maybe? Get a samurai sword and kill a few grunts?

  • 01.09.2005 5:33 PM PDT
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distract the grunts with frankies head:

grunt: oooooo shiinnyyy
me: aaaahhh! *kicks grunt in balls*

  • 01.09.2005 5:40 PM PDT
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Blend in like (Invader) Zim did.

*goes out on the front lawn and puts up some "I love Covanent" signs, buys an Elite Halloween costume, wears it all the time, finds a learn-how-to-speak-the-common-language-of-the-Covanent, then builds a secret base to map out my evil plans to kill all the Covanent*

No one would ever figure it out. Okay, at least the grunts wouldn't...

  • 01.09.2005 5:43 PM PDT
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or id order that mjolnir armour for $3000 from bungie store and scare grunts

  • 01.09.2005 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: mjolnirmarkVI
mmmmmm...butane. actually heres my plan:

1: Get to my local gun shop and stock up on weapons
2: Get some gasoline and make some Molotovs
3: Round up a posse
4: Kill some Covenant and take thier weapons
5: Get in touch with the military and ake thier guns
6: Learn really quick how to fly a helicopter
7: Die
8: Nothing. Im dead

I like the ideas up to number 6. I'd join your posse. And I'd like to find the guy with his butane filled ping-pong launching spud cannon and ask how he makes one.

  • 01.09.2005 7:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: ðcherryð
distract the grunts with frankies head:

grunt: oooooo shiinnyyy
me: aaaahhh! *kicks grunt in balls*

ROTFL

  • 01.09.2005 7:37 PM PDT
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I wouldn't join the humans or covenant. I'd work for 343 Guilty spark and be his #1 hitman.
With Forerunner technology I could make a pistol sized Rocket launcher and when the rockets impact they would burst into flying flaming saw blades.

  • 01.09.2005 7:40 PM PDT
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i hope frankie doesnt see that other post


or this post for that matter

  • 01.09.2005 7:48 PM PDT

i would do what they tought me in the marines infiltrate, kill, blow -blam!- up! i would go steal nightmare armor though. and kick a elite in the balls and take his sword

  • 01.09.2005 7:51 PM PDT
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I would scrounge up one of these puppies, http://www.barrettrifles.com/military/xm109.htm Then find a hiding spot with a good view...

  • 01.09.2005 8:06 PM PDT
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i would show my friend.. they will all run or die :)

  • 01.10.2005 4:57 AM PDT
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Eat trifle. Mmm...trifle...

  • 01.10.2005 6:23 AM PDT
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i'd use one of my three miniguns to cut up grunts.... um, sorry, i mean, i'd use one of my mates' miniguns, why would i have one *whistles*

  • 01.10.2005 6:51 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

I would geneticly change my body into an elite and show the true purpose of the Halo's to the Elite's, they then will get pissed off and join us, and I will be their leader, for showing them how close they were to their doom.

  • 01.10.2005 7:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ghostkilla
I would geneticly change my body into an elite and show the true purpose of the Halo's to the Elite's, they then will get pissed off and join us, and I will be their leader, for showing them how close they were to their doom.


I think I would do the same. The Sangheili would revolt and Truth would be screwed, so no more Covenant.

  • 01.10.2005 8:08 AM PDT
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Can't we all just get along and eat trifle?

  • 01.10.2005 8:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pyrojoe
Well, as my name suggests, I am a pyro. I would probably make some homemade weapons and distribute them to the town. It sounds crazy but a spud cannon firing a butane filled ping-pong is very destructive.

Yay Pryos
I would get some flame throwers and napalm to torch them. Except elites I would get them to join us.

  • 01.10.2005 1:04 PM PDT
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Nothing, the Government would say it was a balloon, or everyone is on crack.
there is no such thing as aliens.

[Edited on 1/10/2005 1:06:26 PM]

  • 01.10.2005 1:05 PM PDT

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