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Subject: Attack of the grunts!
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The grunts are attacking! They came to my house first. I saw them outside the window and ran to get my machete. I couldn't hold off their numbers, so I ran to my room and barricaded the windows and door. Thankfully I have my computer, and am calling for help. They're pounding on my door, and will be spreading soon! Send help and supplies before it's too late!

  • 01.09.2005 5:40 PM PDT
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Don't worry. I already called Dominoe's to deliver pizza at your location.

  • 01.09.2005 5:45 PM PDT
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How much pizza? It will take a lot to distract even a fraction of their endless numbers.

Edit: Or if the pizza was for me just give me some of it to help stay alive. Oh and dont forget to send a shotgun with the pizza guy for when he leaves.

[Edited on 1/9/2005 5:49:15 PM]

  • 01.09.2005 5:47 PM PDT
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I have plenty of mirrors, put one up against your door and they probably will be afraid of all those enemies that follow their every move.

  • 01.09.2005 5:47 PM PDT
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2 Large thin cheese, 5 cheesy breads, and 3 Cinnastix. I think it's enough unless you share with the Grunts...

  • 01.09.2005 5:50 PM PDT
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That could be useful for some time, but they're like crows and scarecrows; it's only so long before they realize that it's not actually any sort of threat.

  • 01.09.2005 5:51 PM PDT
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BUY BUY BUY! Buy some stuff before you die. The grunts will eat you! Be careful! Get Grunt-B-Gone! "it's the bomb" says all. You need the spray. Get it, get it, get it now! Why not try the grunt-control patch? They'll be all away in no time. GET THE PRODUCTS!! Please get them. Please! Or else, they'll do something terrible to me. Get the patch. Get the spray. Just make them go away!

  • 01.09.2005 5:52 PM PDT
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Yes. Buy that stuff on eBay. It will get there in a week.

  • 01.09.2005 5:54 PM PDT
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Distribute the products among citizens! They're spreading to other homes! Grab weapons and supplies and barricade your rooms and basements! My house is completely surrounded, but I don't think they realize my windows are there yet. Hurry!

  • 01.09.2005 5:56 PM PDT
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GRRAA! Thank you. Thank you all. They say tha-- NO! NO! Not the poker! Not the po- AAAA! Oh, oh, why? They bought it! They bought it didn't they!? Didn't you? NO! Not again! AAAAA!

  • 01.09.2005 5:58 PM PDT
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It will take some time. I need to go door by door... First for people to donate money for me to buy the things, and then to buy them and go door to door again. Hope that pizza dosen't get cold...

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Yeah, ebay is always good, but I don't think a week will be long enough, with the raging swarm of savage grunts who are craving my blood and trying to get through my door and all.

  • 01.09.2005 5:58 PM PDT
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Just wondering, why do they crave YOUR blood?

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It will take some time. I need to go door by door... First for people to donate money for me to buy the things, and then to buy them and go door to door again. Hope that pizza dosen't get cold...

Think about it: is it really a smart thing to walk around to people's houses in this situation?











Where's my pizza?

  • 01.09.2005 6:01 PM PDT
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I bet those grunts just want a hug or two...or to have a better leadership (since their prophets went crazy and all). That's why I abandoned the Covanent, they looked too far down on us Grunts.

Plus, some of them may be wanting other things...there are a lot of lonely grunts out there =P

  • 01.09.2005 6:03 PM PDT
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I-I'm sorry. I had to give it to THEM. Please, I'll get you another. Here it is.

  • 01.09.2005 6:03 PM PDT
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My blood is human blood. They are a race from the Covenant. See how that works out?

As I was saying about the pizza...

  • 01.09.2005 6:03 PM PDT
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I thought it already got there. Remember to tip the delivery guy!

  • 01.09.2005 6:04 PM PDT
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They might want shiny objects too! Now where is somewhere where there are a lot of cheap, shiny objects......O yes, China! tell them you'll take them to China for some nice, shiny objects ^_^

  • 01.09.2005 6:05 PM PDT
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HERE! 200000000000 hand-made pizzas for all of bungie and all of the grunts! Problem solved!

  • 01.09.2005 6:05 PM PDT
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Yes, I'm getting hungry over here. I could also use a SWAT team or too, and don't get eaten on the way; I NEED THAT PIZZA!

  • 01.09.2005 6:06 PM PDT
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Wow. 200 Trillion pizzas. You must have a deep wallet.

  • 01.09.2005 6:07 PM PDT
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Patiance. It requires tender loving care to make pizza.

  • 01.09.2005 6:08 PM PDT
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The grunts don't want hand made. They want Papa Johns!

  • 01.09.2005 6:08 PM PDT
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I ordered DOMINOES!!

  • 01.09.2005 6:09 PM PDT

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