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Subject: Attack of the grunts!
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order a piza from the marines and tell them to have master chief deliver them and they can drop them off on a pelican. then master chief can beat up all the grunts to give you the pizza.

  • 01.09.2005 6:45 PM PDT
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The Master Chief is dead. He was caught off-guard while playing his special addition Halo 2 copy. The marines are doing what they can though.

  • 01.09.2005 6:48 PM PDT
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Have the Hunters advanced any further? I sent a Pelican full of doughnuts to aid the marines in the front lines... God, i'm gonna go bankrupt...

  • 01.09.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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we must use the halo as a oven and put so much pizza dough in it and make a pizza the size of halo, or just fatten up halo with dough so it is a halo sized doughnut

[Edited on 1/9/2005 6:52:20 PM]

  • 01.09.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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MC is dead.

  • 01.09.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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He got caught while he was watching his own life story on the special edition DVD.

  • 01.09.2005 6:53 PM PDT
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No Master Cheif is on vacation right now. He says he's fighting a new flood form that has a whip and Western hat. Lamest excuse I ever heard

I tried to get Gordan Freeman, but he says he's busy in City 17. Wow nice excuse for cowardice nerdboy, in fact you even made up your own fantasy city.

Indiana Jones agreed to help, but when getting him through the present in the time machine I accidently spilled some Coke on the machine and now he's somewhere in the year 2552....

  • 01.09.2005 6:53 PM PDT
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Naw, he is just playing with you. He just needs a new battery change, or another wind up.

  • 01.09.2005 6:54 PM PDT
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What did I just say about the Master Chief!?

And I'll support you with additional funds for donuts. I just have to transport the money via internet, becuase I've well explained why I can't get it to you in person.

The Hunters have advanced to the Yucon!! Do everything you can! It will be all over if they reach the border. Squads are being sent to irradicate grunts in the neighborhoods, and fight back their reinforcements at Greenland.

[Edited on 1/9/2005 7:00:23 PM]

  • 01.09.2005 6:56 PM PDT
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No, he needs to go to the latrine - he's been wetting himself for over 2 years because he doesn't know how to get out of his armour.

The the built up liquids have almost reached his rebreather - listen - blo blu bubble bubble...

  • 01.09.2005 6:59 PM PDT
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I think we can be sure he's dead, but just have another clue as to why...

  • 01.09.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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we must fatten up the hunters with fatty pastries so they are to fat to move or send little kids after them *shivers* those little kids are so scary

  • 01.09.2005 7:02 PM PDT
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I'm for the little kids.

  • 01.09.2005 7:03 PM PDT
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we'll send in barney and elmo too

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maybe also put targets on them so they know to kill barney and elmo lol

  • 01.10.2005 3:55 PM PDT

Dude, it would be so cool if we had these pregnant sentinels that were, like, all flaming and shot out baby flaming sentinels that would be all "YARRRGH!" then they'd be like, "WHAAAAR" when they shoot.

That'd be sweet.

Sky Lance said
Wal-Mart's been overrun, man. But whoever is going to, hurry up and make the pie.

I STILL HAVN'T GOTTEN MY PIZZA!!!!!


I know what happened to the Pizza, the airlift carrying the Pizza was shot down,
I'm afraid the Pizza is scrap now, it's got dust and gravel on it now and a substance we cant Identify...

Hold on, my Tech officer in charge of the Pizza repair says that the men are smelling a smell eminating from the Pizza that they've smelled before...

Wait...

The sausage on the Pizza is moving,

OH MY GOD IT'S THE FLOOD!!!
their running right over us!
fka' jsdfja arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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  • 01.10.2005 4:15 PM PDT

Dude, it would be so cool if we had these pregnant sentinels that were, like, all flaming and shot out baby flaming sentinels that would be all "YARRRGH!" then they'd be like, "WHAAAAR" when they shoot.

That'd be sweet.

Theres been a startling turn of events, despite what you saw MC is alive, Cortana is MIA with the arbiter doing the unmentionable because it's just plain siiick.
DO NOT under any circumstances ask how I know this.

Anyway, Halo has been activated and has destroyed all, MC went back in time prior to do this to where the attackers never existed seeing as they were destroyed in another time.

Dont ask how all Earth Natives are still alive though.

  • 01.10.2005 6:20 PM PDT

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