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Subject: Pants are a rip-off?
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I have a terrible problem with ripping my pants off in public. I just can't seem to stop. At school, at work, at the mall, in my car, and even in the shower, I just get these sudden urges and rip off my pants.

What can I do?

  • 01.10.2005 12:59 AM PDT
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Wear several pairs.

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Buy pants made of tougher fibers.

  • 01.10.2005 1:12 AM PDT
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DOnt go out anymore

  • 01.10.2005 4:33 AM PDT

¬.¬

put a hat down. maybe you would make some money from it.

  • 01.10.2005 5:43 AM PDT
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Glue fairy lights to every part of your body, then go to a really public place and electrocute yourself. That'll light up a few faces! (boom boom)

  • 01.10.2005 6:05 AM PDT
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Loincloths!

  • 01.10.2005 6:24 AM PDT
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dip-blam!-

If yo pants is rippin...then...uh...I can't help you. You need a tailor.

  • 01.10.2005 11:27 AM PDT
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Tisk Tisk. Ripping your pants off in public. I think it's ur cry for help. Is it cuz i aint gettin any?

  • 01.10.2005 3:29 PM PDT
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ripping your pants off in the shower? Doesn't everyone do that? Before the shower actually.

  • 01.10.2005 3:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: walkingsex
Tisk Tisk. Ripping your pants off in public. I think it's ur cry for help. Is it cuz i aint gettin any?

How is you sex life related to this man's pants problem?

  • 01.10.2005 3:32 PM PDT
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Get those pants that are buttened up the side...then you can whip them off whenever you want ;)...not like anyone would want to see that...

  • 01.10.2005 3:45 PM PDT

Bungie.net is the only website that has been able to hold my interest for such a long period of time, and I can only imagine there are still many years to come.

wear shorts not pants

  • 01.10.2005 3:52 PM PDT
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dont wear pants. its a no-brainer, cmon!

  • 01.10.2005 4:05 PM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
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i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


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People still wear pants?!?!? Holy snap-crackle-pop! I had NO idea. I haven't worn any since the last time I tore off 56 pairs of pants in under 45 seconds. Don't worry man, there's no need to wear them anymore. Breathe in the revolution of NO PANTS.

  • 01.10.2005 4:31 PM PDT