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Subject: The Bungie Winter Pentathlon Results

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Posted by: Earths Offense
wait but seriously, do we not get a weekly update now?

I liked the wrestling masks.


No, we didn't get an update last week.

Not to say that we don't get an update this week, but I think we do.

  • 01.30.2008 5:59 PM PDT

Zomg. I was totally gonna write a real signature but then I realized I have no idea what to put. Sooooooooooo, yeah. I'll see you in Halo 3, Halo: Reach, and/or whatever else I happen to be playing.

Posted by: The 13th Arbiter
Oh yeah and about this saving the planet -blam!-, our great-grandkids can go get their own damn planet.

The singer in the Grizzled Ancients... that looks like Marty to me... even fits the description you gave him. Maybe i'm miss-reading it.

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  • 01.30.2008 6:08 PM PDT
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2nd page! Epic win LULZ

So which team was the overall winner? Maybe I missed it, I kind of skimmed through all the text.

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  • 01.30.2008 6:10 PM PDT
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Whoa! whoa! whoa! bungie... what did you do to the website?... me like... by the way, um... do you plan on selling those replicas of halo 3 weapons?

  • 01.30.2008 6:13 PM PDT

Halo 3 Sonnet

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Posted by: I run new york
2nd page! Epic win LULZ

So which team was the overall winner? Maybe I missed it, I kind of skimmed through all the text.

Ancients won in the double tiebreaker.

  • 01.30.2008 6:14 PM PDT
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Sigs just aren't what they used to be.

Grizzled Ancients FTW!

Speaking of them and the rest of the other Bungie classes; do you guys plan on updating the "Meet The Team" page?

  • 01.30.2008 6:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: pimp33
Grizzled Ancients FTW!

Speaking of them and the rest of the other Bungie classes; do you guys plan on updating the "Meet The Team" page?

Yeah that and a different angle on the Path of Doom Webcam would be nice.

  • 01.30.2008 6:22 PM PDT

Sounds like you guys had a good time, now its time for a nice fat weekly update full of new map pics....? yea.....maybe.....didn't think so, oh yea hows that patch coming along?

  • 01.30.2008 6:27 PM PDT

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Luke, come on, man, you spelled my name wrong. Fail.

Posted by: lukems
A massive wall of text with pictures of women, dudes and dudes dressed as women.

click for full story

  • 01.30.2008 6:27 PM PDT

As I predicted, Grizzled Ancients emerge victorious. Nice.

  • 01.30.2008 6:32 PM PDT
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This is a sig. No one looks at this. Who cares.

Every time i see pictures of the H3 weapons, the more i want them in real life.

*dreams of weilding grav hammer*

  • 01.30.2008 6:34 PM PDT

Tor-Kul-Na the Marro is way overpowered ?
Or is it ?

Sweater vests lose. Drag Wins.
I obviously don't understand anything about Bungie.
Next year Vote for Middle School !

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  • 01.30.2008 6:58 PM PDT
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lukems... you cheat
Frankie... you type slow


Posted by: lukems
Posted by: Frankie
FIRST! Finally. Will read story now. Comment after.


WTF Bungle we didn't get a Weekly Update for THIS?


really, no update?
If you would have said that the Auto-Update was coming up on Febuary the X, that would have been sufficient.

[Edited on 01.30.2008 7:06 PM PST]

  • 01.30.2008 7:05 PM PDT
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im sad cause...........they played on COTTENBALL!!!!!1

  • 01.30.2008 7:24 PM PDT

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.

Quite an update (of course, not of the Weekly variety). But just as good. Actually no.....better. Oh so much better.

  • 01.30.2008 7:30 PM PDT

Formerly known as BASs13 and One Point Three

Nice write up, but you guys need to act more mature and quit saying "FIRST LOLOLOLOLOL!" XP

  • 01.30.2008 7:49 PM PDT

lol. That sounds like a good time man. I like how the Grizzled Ancients won. Good ol Marty...I wanna see those videos ASAP. Sounds like a great time guys, nice update.

PS. I like how you guys did that stupid "First Page!!!" thingy. Good sense of humor.

  • 01.30.2008 7:52 PM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

What I want to see is the video of Bungie's crazy antics..

  • 01.30.2008 8:01 PM PDT
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Programatically invading forums.

It's a shame the pictures seem to be blurred because of their motion I guess. Besides that it looked very fun =).

  • 01.30.2008 8:01 PM PDT

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congrats to winners hopefully bungie next year will let clans sighn up for it maybe thou?

  • 01.30.2008 8:09 PM PDT

New Marathon? Thanks Bungie!

wow..... thats all l can say sounded like great fun but really serious too and lol to all the funny pics
PS hey l think it would be really funny if a bunch of Bungie members or ninjas filled up all of first page with comments like first! in the next update....

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  • 01.30.2008 8:14 PM PDT
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader

"Ceremonies open with Studio Manager Harold Ryan inundating us with facts, statistics and future secret-talk."

Future "secret-talk"? Oh hell yeah! I know what that means!!!

  • 01.30.2008 8:15 PM PDT

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Heh, nice to see the Bungie guys having fun. :D

You'd never guess Achronos even knew the word.

  • 01.30.2008 8:36 PM PDT

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I so need to get off my -blam- and finish school so i can get a job at a place like this someday.

  • 01.30.2008 8:58 PM PDT

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I about fell out of my seat at the picture of "Jame Gumm." Haha!
I really hope I'll be able to be in the Pentathlon one day!

Posted by: lukems
First.

/sadface

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  • 01.30.2008 9:00 PM PDT

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