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Subject: what would you do with 1 trillion dollors?
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Posted by: madcow2021
Spartan Enhancments and MJOLNIR armor(the real kind).

that AND get my own Halcyon-class cruiser complete with a Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine

  • 01.11.2005 4:16 AM PDT
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A few things come to mind.

1. Gamble it all on a game of chess.
2. Give it all to Greenpeace - just so they can piss people off more
3. Learn how to re-animate the dead - for shíts and giggles
4. Cancel third world debt, then write a book about it and make the money back from the tits that buy it.
5. Buy a tank, get people on it to dress up as pirates and drink grog from it, while blasting out the ride of the valkeries very loudly, while going through an old peoples estate. I want heart attacks damn it!
6. Get a huge space lazer like ones they have in many bond films and really feck some things up
And finally...
7. Build a space ship capable of sustaining me and several sweedish girls for the rest of my life and getting the hell of this world before armeggedon. And maybe blow up the moon on my way out.

  • 01.11.2005 4:25 AM PDT
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1:Get many motorbikes.
2:Get many cars.
3:Bribe the mods so I can never be kicked.
4:Get a giant house.
5:Buy out the worlds cookie companys, then force Griffen Spades and his pies to either join me or die.
6:Get a working Mech'. I think a Timber Wolf.
7:Pay you all to say stupid things.
8:Buy millions of dollars worth of Sweet Cup'en Cakes. "Sir I think you've had to many Sweet Cup'en Cakes". "I'll tell you when I've had my fill! Now get out of my way, I need to vomit in your toilet"
9:Get all the worlds leaders to do the chicken dance.
10:Protect the Flood from such forums as NM.
11:And blow the rest on shiny things.

  • 01.11.2005 4:41 AM PDT
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id donate half of it, ( id still have like a -blam!-load left), then buy up some stock and lots of cool syuff and never work again, oh and drugs.

  • 01.11.2005 6:25 AM PDT
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i'd by a couple of planes lear jet stuff like that
A nice big yatch
a few home scattered around the globe 1 in monty carlo for sure
and a garage/showroom exactly the same as the 1 in Project Gotham racing 2

  • 01.11.2005 7:05 AM PDT

Ask for a British trillion pounds.

  • 01.11.2005 7:23 AM PDT
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I'd buy a house in Atherton.

  • 01.11.2005 7:27 AM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

dollors?
If I had one trillion dollars then I'd buy all of the homeless kittens and puppies in the world and food for them for life.

Or buy a third world nation and use the inhabitants for cheap labor.

  • 01.11.2005 7:34 AM PDT
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well....first I would buy microsoft, and make a halo that orbits earth at a time so every year, at my exact birthday(june 21), the halo would cause an exclipse on the US. There would be a region for each area on earth for each habitat :D The halo wouldnt be a weapon, but it would be my own little house, where I get to live in and orbit earth. The gravity can be adjusted via control room, controled by the speed of the spin, and I would be at peace. Then I go to the OTHER side and get to play with all kinds of fun toys......like bringing mechanical animals, to shoot live attillery rounds at .....wheeeeee!!!!!

  • 01.11.2005 9:03 AM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

Genetically engineer dinosaurs to ride to work. Nothing goes 'zoom zoom' like a stegosaurus.

  • 01.11.2005 9:26 AM PDT
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Buy lots of expensive cigars and light them with million dollar bills.

  • 01.11.2005 9:38 AM PDT

hmmm i would give a girl a credit card with all the money on it and let her lose

  • 01.11.2005 10:21 AM PDT
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i'd buy the president, then open an airsoft park, the size of utah

  • 01.11.2005 10:58 AM PDT
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I'd probably donate about 3/4 of it, I can't imagine a situation where I could use anywhere near that much money. Then, because I'm a greedy pigdog, I'd use the rest to live the high life for the rest of my life.

  • 01.11.2005 11:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Tanikaze
I'd probably donate about 3/4 of it, I can't imagine a situation where I could use anywhere near that much money. Then, because I'm a greedy pigdog, I'd use the rest to live the high life for the rest of my life.


yea good idea i would donate some of it to less fortunite like homeless people dogs cats make a few hundred churches with it and live the rest of my life in luxery (after taking over microsoft) and maybe retire

  • 01.11.2005 1:06 PM PDT
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I'd buy a big piece of rainforest and hire people to watch over it .
I'd donate some money ... Put lots of it on the bank ...get the house of my dreams ...u konw , the usual stuff...
Finally , I'd rent someone to drive me around in a funky car , and shop 'til I drop for the rest of my rich life.
I could get used to that ...

  • 01.11.2005 1:16 PM PDT
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I would buy a bag of Doritos.

  • 01.11.2005 1:26 PM PDT

Bungie.net is the only website that has been able to hold my interest for such a long period of time, and I can only imagine there are still many years to come.

1) i would destroy every school on earth and make all of the teachers my butlers and make them fight to the death the burning school books
2) buy expensive love slaves
3) pay everyone on earth to join my hunt for osma bin landen

[Edited on 1/11/2005 1:51:51 PM]

  • 01.11.2005 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

-Donate some to charity
-Invest some(walmart, McDonalds, Microsoft, others that I don't know about:)
-Buy all the usual stuff(cars, houses...)
-Make a game designer(sp?) company, hire some people from Bungie, Blizzard, and other good companies. At the same time make a new consol that has the top-notch stuff, and create the BEST DAMN GAME EVER!!
-Idk what else, all the usual stuff.

  • 01.11.2005 2:17 PM PDT
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Well I don't need that much money for your mom...(had to)

Not enough my friend, not enough.

  • 01.11.2005 2:19 PM PDT
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buy everything...in the world. all of it.

  • 01.11.2005 2:33 PM PDT
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Uh i d eat all of it.

  • 01.11.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: mmm beef jerky
buy everything...in the world. all of it.


If I just bought the world instead, I could evict everyone from it!! Then I'd own everything!! *Note to self, purchase world*

  • 01.11.2005 2:58 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

i would first use about a billion dollars to create a giant ship resembling a Halcyon cruiser, then buy 100 billion dollars worth of fuel for it, then create a slipspace engine for it. THEN, i will hire about 100000 Elite green baretts for my own use as an army to soon take over Earth. I would then use that ship and slipspace engine to travel far out into space and make HQ on a Earth like planet and use another 100 billion to make house, cities, and factories all over the planet. For the next 20 years, I would have my marines mate (there is girl Elites too, u know) and they will send their offspring into boot camps for the next few years. Once out, they will be awesomely trained Elite soldiers who could kill bipolar bears with bare hands. THEN, I will load all those soldiers onto the original ship and the other hundred ships made at the factories. I will finally travel back to Earth, give my Ultimatum for govenorship of Earth, and to make Earth and Empire in which all but my own army of Elites will rule and attempt to conquer all of the other planets in the galaxy (gotta kill those aliens), make the planets livable for humans, and begin moving and mating once again. When I die, i will use the remainder of my money to make all those people free again and give them all about a billion dollars each, that way everyone can just get pissed off about all the hard time i put them through even though they were going to get freedom anyways once i died, and i also gave them more homes and money.

  • 01.11.2005 7:00 PM PDT
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i would buy 2 extra xboxes and 5 halo 2 games. incase one would get injured. then i would spend the rest on pizza.

  • 01.11.2005 7:06 PM PDT

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