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Subject: World Domination: step one.
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Step one is getting someone to be President. Now I don't think this would be as hard as it sounds, find a good canidate, get the news to the whole gaming comunity, and in eight years or so get him elected. So, who'll it be? Let's help Bungie own the world!!!

  • 06.13.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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Well I don't think that is a good step 1. That's a step 5 or 6. For steps 1-3 we should follow the lead of the Underpants Gnomes.

Step 1: Collect Underpants

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Money

Step 4 would be using the money to bribe congress into changing the constitution to allow anyone over 10 to vote and let anyone over 15 be President.

  • 06.13.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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Bungie's 7-Step World World Domination Plan

Start independant gaming software company.-Done

Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform. -Done

Announce killer gaming title. -Done

Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. -Done

Recover Ling-ling's head. -Done

Stage bloody coup of new parent company.

Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.

  • 06.13.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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I'll start looping rubber bands togther. Someone needs to find a giant Y stick.

  • 06.14.2004 1:18 AM PDT
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We can use the really big tree in the woods behind my house!

  • 06.14.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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I agree, getting someone into a position of power will go a long way towards securing our cause. Who wants to nominate themselves? We are talking about MILLIONS of Halo fans here... you could probably get enough votes to crush some of the other independant candidates and maybe even have a legitimate shot.

  • 06.14.2004 10:11 AM PDT
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We shouldn't start with the United States. That should be our last objective. We need to start small. Maybe an African Country. Even though we would not have much influence or power, it's a reasonable step.

  • 06.14.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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Take power in Canada first, it'll be alot easier, cause its a bloody joke already. Then, when they least suspect it, we attack, with slingshots, muskets and caribou, and drive into the interior. If we're lucky, we'll catch em off guard, and we'll take over in one, sudden swoop. Then we make the slingshot.

  • 06.14.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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I'm sorry, but as an Issue of National pride, you must take the Beaver Guerrilla Combat Task Force (BGCTF) and the Polar Bear Calvary (otherwise known as Sidehogs)

I do have a question though. How many copies of Halo have been sold. Cause if you could convince say, 10 million people to come to Canada, then you would cinch the vote right there. ( I'm sorry, but the current state of affairs in Canadian government right now is not the greatest at the moment, and I think we need a new national mascot (who needs a loon when we can have Soffish?)

  • 06.14.2004 1:17 PM PDT