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- Mike

One of my favorite things on Bungie.net was and is the Letters to the Webmaster. I only wish they were more frequent. Anyway, I noticed there hasn't been an update in about a year. So if you read this Mr. Webmaster, take a minute from your booze and reply to your emails...



Lazy.

  • 02.06.2008 2:24 PM PDT

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Just who is the webmaster anyway? Is he on the same level as Achronos?

And yeah I wish they were more frequent, too.

  • 02.06.2008 2:26 PM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway?
Who are any of us? From whence do we come? Where are we going?

  • 02.06.2008 2:28 PM PDT

- Mike

Webmaster is a man is a Gorrilla suit with a yellow hat. He has a drinking problem. He like to mess things up, while Achronos cleans up after him...

Thats why you may see this picture around B.net.

  • 02.06.2008 2:31 PM PDT

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Ah, so that's the webmaster. I still wonder who's under the suit, but alas we may never know.
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Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway?
Who are any of us? From whence do we come? Where are we going?
We, are people, my good friend. From whence do we come? Who knows? Where are we going? Time knows.

  • 02.06.2008 2:34 PM PDT

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Skin This Place Alive...

Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway? Is he on the same level as Achronos?


Thats burn to Achronos...

I have heard tales of the webmasters mess ups and how poor old achronos had to work days on end to fix them....

Something about stumbling through the server room drunk...ridding bungie of technology?

  • 02.06.2008 2:36 PM PDT

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Just who is the webmaster anyway?

Once upon a time, a Bnet user was able to infiltrate the HQ of Bungie. While inside he was able to take many pictures of what was in there. However, after he had confirmed that he was out safely and was coming back to report on his finidngs, he was not seen for a week.

We searched, and when we found him, he was hanging onto life by a thread. He did not survive the trip to the hospital. We were able to retrieve his camera and get the pictures developed. Unfortunately, the photo develper "messed up" and we were only able to produce one picture from his camera. From that one picture, we now know what the Webmaster looks like.

  • 02.06.2008 2:44 PM PDT
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*gasp* No wonder he did such crappy job, his monitor was never on ^_^

  • 02.07.2008 2:28 AM PDT
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*gasp* No wonder he did such crappy job, his monitor was never on ^_^

They actually unplugged it before he got there. I doubt any of us would be here right now if they hadn't.

  • 02.07.2008 2:35 AM PDT

''Never let a guy in a gorilla suit, foam cowboy hat, and jetpack into your server room.'' After seeing that pic I could see why Achronos said that. I wouldn't let that thing into my house let alone a server room. It would be nice if we could see more letters to him though, some of them are pretty funny.

  • 02.07.2008 2:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway? Is he on the same level as Achronos?


Thats burn to Achronos...

I have heard tales of the webmasters mess ups and how poor old achronos had to work days on end to fix them....

Something about stumbling through the server room drunk...ridding bungie of technology?

"Hey Tom, this server won't flush..."

  • 02.07.2008 9:20 AM PDT

He's a gorilla, not a monkey, silly. =D

Right?

  • 02.07.2008 2:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Coffey4780
He's a gorilla, not a monkey, silly. =D

Right?

He does wear a gorilla suit, but he is not an actual gorilla.

It'd be nice to hear from him again, but I wouldn't want to be the one to disturb him about it while he's taking a pee break or going on one of his "HTML research trips".

  • 02.07.2008 2:54 PM PDT
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At the end of the war. Nothing remains but a few Spartans. We are the only ones left. We are the Last Defence.

Maybe he was taken and shipped to the amazon? And Bungie is on an Epic search and rescue effort to find him among the thousands of gorillas. One thing is sure when they do find him, and ohhh they will they're Bungie, you can expect his responses to be the most monkey fun you've ever thought possible. And a little more.

I lol'd at what i wrote.

  • 02.07.2008 7:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: PKF_647
Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway? Is he on the same level as Achronos?


Thats burn to Achronos...

I have heard tales of the webmasters mess ups and how poor old achronos had to work days on end to fix them....

Something about stumbling through the server room drunk...ridding bungie of technology?


Yeah some of Achronos' advice is dont let a guy in a monkey suit and a hat into your server room

  • 02.07.2008 7:34 PM PDT

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Maybe he was taken and shipped to the amazon? And Bungie is on an Epic search and rescue effort to find him among the thousands of gorillas. One thing is sure when they do find him, and ohhh they will they're Bungie, you can expect his responses to be the most monkey fun you've ever thought possible. And a little more.

I lol'd at what i wrote.


wtf do mean? How long would it take to find a drunk guy in a Gorilla suit, wearing a foam yellow hat, and a jetpack?

EDIT: Besides, Bungie wouldn't be searching for him in the first place after what he did to their servers...

[Edited on 02.07.2008 7:37 PM PST]

  • 02.07.2008 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: PKF_647
Posted by: SK CRISIS
Just who is the webmaster anyway? Is he on the same level as Achronos?


Thats burn to Achronos...

I have heard tales of the webmasters mess ups and how poor old achronos had to work days on end to fix them....

Something about stumbling through the server room drunk...ridding bungie of technology?


Yeah some of Achronos' advice is dont let a guy in a monkey suit and a hat into your server room


Now that is Epic lolol's.

  • 02.07.2008 7:36 PM PDT
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At the end of the war. Nothing remains but a few Spartans. We are the only ones left. We are the Last Defence.

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Posted by: SiNisteR KnighT
Maybe he was taken and shipped to the amazon? And Bungie is on an Epic search and rescue effort to find him among the thousands of gorillas. One thing is sure when they do find him, and ohhh they will they're Bungie, you can expect his responses to be the most monkey fun you've ever thought possible. And a little more.

I lol'd at what i wrote.


wtf do mean? How long would it take to find a drunk guy in a Gorilla suit, wearing a foam yellow hat, and a jetpack?


I said they would find him....

  • 02.07.2008 7:37 PM PDT