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Subject: Mom jokes.
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These forums are by far the highest concentration of mom jokes ive ever seen in one place (excluding that contest i had with my friend on who would run out of mom jokes first).

So instead of posting them in others threads get them out of your system, post 'em here!

I'll start:

yo mammas so ugly she has to wear make up on the radio
yo mammas so stupid fat and ugly we used up all the mom jokes on her and are now using really crappy material

  • 01.12.2005 7:42 PM PDT
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yourmom.com

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Your mom is like a department stor 5¢ a screw

Your mom is like the town bicicle everyone gets a ride

Your mom is so stupid she triped over the cordless phone

Your mom is so ugly speed sticks stop

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your mom...makes up....your mom jokes.....

  • 01.12.2005 7:47 PM PDT
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Your mo- wait, which dad is which?

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Your mom is so hideous even Recon won't touch her.

  • 01.12.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: ðcherryð
Your mo- wait, which dad is which?


Mighty original. I like it, I'm definately gonna use that one.



Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day.

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Posted by: Griffin Spades
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I just read it, that was freaking hilarious.

[Edited on 1/12/2005 7:54:45 PM]

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Posted by: Griffin Spades
refer to my sig.


I grinned in one corner of my mouth.

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Posted by: Griffin Spades
refer to my sig.

I smiled inwardly.

  • 01.12.2005 8:33 PM PDT
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How many moderators does it take to ban you from bungie.net? One to click the button and one to -blam- your mom.

  • 01.12.2005 9:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
Posted by: DrummDragon
How many moderators does it take to ban you from bungie.net? One to click the button and one to -blam- your mom.


if a mod quotes what you said im so putting it in my sig.

Goweb said it.

  • 01.12.2005 9:52 PM PDT
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yep, used to be in my sig. That was a pretty on the edge one for a mod...although there have been worse.

  • 01.12.2005 10:06 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Yo momma's so fat, NASA put a satelite in orbit around her.

Yo momma's so fat, When I told her to hual ass, she had to make two trips.

Yo momma's so fat, the world does revolve around her.

Where's Recon? He'd go nuts in this thread.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Where's Recon? He'd go nuts in this thread.


Naw, he's all about timing and coordinated strikes when you least expect it. He doesn't throw around your mom jokes just becasue he can.

I wouldn't expect him here at all actually. It's too obvious.

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  • 01.12.2005 10:53 PM PDT

bah

Please, you're all a bunch of amateurs. Bungie's not about your mom jokes, Bungie is about your mom burns. A joke is stupid, it can be told all on it's own. It stands alone. A burn is different. It needs to have prior writing to be based on. Something someone said. That's what makes a burn special. It's spontaneous. It flows with the rest of the conversation. It sounds almost real.

That's what mom burns are all about. Now, someone practice by quoting a sentence of my post, and make a mom burn for it.

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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Please, you're all a bunch of amateurs


Just like your mum.

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Please, you're all a bunch of amateurs. Bungie's not about your mom, Bungie is about Rip-Saw's mom. Your mom is stupid, she can do the things she does all on her own. She stands alone. Rip-Saw's mom is different. She has prior experience to call upon. Something someone did. That's what makes Rip-Saw's mom special. She's spontaneous. She flows with the best of them. She feels almost real.

[Edited on 1/12/2005 11:10:38 PM]

  • 01.12.2005 11:02 PM PDT

bah

Most excellent. Surge has got skillz. Is not what he has said 10 times funnier than every other "joke" here combined? That is the power of a true burn.

  • 01.12.2005 11:05 PM PDT

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An Uber Burn, by The Rip Saw:

<An7iherosk8er> Man im worried My mom said she be home a hour ago, and i cant get her on her cell phone
<Rip-Saw> maybe she dies
<An7iherosk8er> i hope not
<Rip-Saw> or maybe, I told her to turn off the cell so it would stop interrupting us!


I've heard rumors that An7iherosk8er had mom burns covering 70% of his body from that.

[Edited on 1/12/2005 11:18:12 PM]

  • 01.12.2005 11:11 PM PDT

- Mike

Posted by: littlerat
An Uber Burn, by The Rip Saw:

<An7iherosk8er> Man im worried My mom said she be home a hour ago, and i cant get her on her cell phone
<Rip-Saw> maybe she dies
<An7iherosk8er> i hope not
<Rip-Saw> or maybe, I told her to turn off the cell so it would stop interrupting us!


I've heard rumors that An7iherosk8er had mom burns covering 70% of his body from that.

You cant always believe what you hear.

  • 01.12.2005 11:27 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: antiherosk8er
You cant always believe what you hear.
Then all those times your mom said I'm the supreme... um... I probably shouldn't continue finish that. Half the words I want to use are -blam!-ed.

  • 01.12.2005 11:32 PM PDT

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