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Subject: funny lines to say after having just picked up my pre-ordered halo2
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haha, I'll look at the clerk and pity him because he has to work that day, and the next...

  • 06.14.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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then I'd spit on him

  • 06.14.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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im probably gonna ask him if they have a bathroom because i just pissed my pants

  • 06.14.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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As the store clerk hands it to me

"took you long enough"

  • 06.14.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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What im gonna say is "Man all that waiting and spending the money and all i got was this stupid box of Halo2???? *after opening the box and realizing that the Halo2 disk is in there* ohhh hehehe."

  • 06.14.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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I'd probably cry because halo 2 is so beutiful then after that I would lock myself in my room for a week to live of pizza pockets and play halo2

  • 06.14.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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* (as the guy enters the store to get Halo2) "alright I can't wait to get to try out the new guns!" (later) "I can't believe that guy just gave me H2 LE for free! He even gave me all of his money!"

*(as you're taking the game home) "I... I... I can't believe it! I finally have it! Ha... ha ha... HAHA hAhAH! (he is then sent to a mental institution)

* "Ah man! I forgot my wallet!"

  • 06.14.2004 10:21 PM PDT
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Come dressed as MC in the nightmare armor, with a shotgun. There will be no more line to wait in.....

  • 06.14.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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Looking at the Clerk " You have just lost me my Job and Marriage"

  • 06.15.2004 2:13 AM PDT
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Well Just think to you’re self that:
You have just acquired an absolutely unique copy of the mighty Halo 2…. Just like everyone else.
Lol not exactly what you intended to hear on this forum?
Well…tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it ;)




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  • 06.15.2004 2:22 AM PDT
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as soon as i get halo 2 i simply say: thank you, and see ye later.

or: Damnit! where's my second copy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.15.2004 5:00 AM PDT
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look the girl right in the eye and say "u are my savior, i love u so much"

[Edited on 6/15/2004 5:20:27 AM]

  • 06.15.2004 5:20 AM PDT
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LifeForce this is allitle off topic but i got a answer to ur signature. "If guns kill people, why are we the ones to get punished?" here it is. "Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do!"

  • 06.15.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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BOUT TIME, THE LAST 2 YEARS HAVE BEEN FUBAR!

  • 06.15.2004 8:56 AM PDT
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lol....family guy...thats the shiznit! they should make one where peter is the mc....anyway...back to the topic....ill look at the person who sold it to me and say somethign like this "can we have a moment please....we've been waiting for each other a long damn time....this needs to be special...sniff sniff" then ill start licking it and run out of the store screaming FROG BLAST THE VENTCORE!

  • 06.15.2004 8:57 AM PDT

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  • 06.15.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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ill take the game and start manicly laughing at every one around me as a i walk home

  • 06.15.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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My god they did it they really did Halo2 is here ahh man my chest hurts ahh AHHHHH OH MY GOD IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHH *gasps* im okay

or if anyone gets within 5 feet of me im going to kill you(while cradling halo2 next to youre chest)

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  • 06.15.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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I would say "So whats this game all about?" and then call 911 when the store clerk and all the other gamers have a heart attack...

  • 06.15.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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I'll run out of the mall holding the tin case as tight to me as possible then tackle the first person who is in my way.

  • 06.16.2004 9:03 AM PDT
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i would do the same thing homer did off of simpsons when he is a body guard and is carrying luke outside. i would kick everyone in my way and have Halo2 on my shoulders.

  • 06.16.2004 9:27 AM PDT
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Buy some of that armour. Assemble a few hundred people (it shouldn't be hard to find many), get £40 of each of them and march on the video game store and get the guy in the armour (obviously you wouldn't be able to afford armour for all of them) to go in and ask for "300 copies of Halo 2 please" and then hand them out among the marchers. Then march back out of town singing "Master Chief is back baby"!

  • 06.16.2004 9:49 AM PDT

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