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Subject: Hey mods i challenge u all to a ur mom jokeathon!
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1st of all don't read if you dont have a sense of humor.
This is just some good humour for all and i understand if you blacklist this thread just please dont ban me. that said ur going down.
RULES
just say 1 mom joke wait for a reply then continue until someone runs out of jokes.

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Ur moms so fat when she wears high heels she striks oil.

  • 01.13.2005 12:14 PM PDT
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I hope I don't see you for the next week

  • 01.13.2005 12:15 PM PDT
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this is just for fun go ahead and insult me.

  • 01.13.2005 12:16 PM PDT
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your mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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ur moms so fat when she went to school she sat next to everyone.

  • 01.13.2005 12:17 PM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

You're momma so fat, when she goes to the movie's, she sits next to everybody!

  • 01.13.2005 12:17 PM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Darn Invisiposts.

  • 01.13.2005 12:18 PM PDT
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hey ghost killa thats just like what i said!

ur moms so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

  • 01.13.2005 12:19 PM PDT
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Does anyone else not find these jokes funny.














Anyone?

  • 01.13.2005 12:21 PM PDT
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i have mom joke thread on the 3rd page, just *ahem* bring*ahem* that up


your moms so stupid fat and ugly we used up all the good mom jokes on her

  • 01.13.2005 12:21 PM PDT
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Like Rip Saw said, Bungie isn't about "Your Mom Jokes, they are about "Your Mom Burns" it's not the stand alone jokes, the burn is an reply to a previous statement. I'll try to show you:

Burn Victim: My mom hasn't gotten home yet, I'm really worried...
Forum Ninja: Yeah sorry about that, we'll send her home as soon as we're done.

  • 01.13.2005 12:21 PM PDT
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your mommas so fat she plays hop skotch like this: NY, england, china, india, australia....

  • 01.13.2005 12:21 PM PDT
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yo mama's so fat that.....that she's really fat.

  • 01.13.2005 12:22 PM PDT
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ur moms so fat she had to be babtised at sea world.

  • 01.13.2005 12:23 PM PDT
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your mom is so fat her thighs are in different zip codes

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Your mom is slightly less attractive than other women in her age bracket!

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Your mom just told me that these jokes are quite untasteful. Right now she's telling me to come back to bed.
Sex with your mother calls, so I shall answer.

  • 01.13.2005 12:28 PM PDT
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Whats that Mrs.Devon you wwant to spank me cause iv been bad.

  • 01.13.2005 12:30 PM PDT
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I g2g so Pm ur insults to me k by

PS. Mods at least respond or can u dish it out but not take it?

  • 01.13.2005 12:31 PM PDT

You've missed how we use them.

We don't just come up with standard jokes. We use them as wittily. Like "this site's been up and down more than your mom last night".

So this would just be defeating the point.

  • 01.13.2005 12:33 PM PDT
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Your mom so stupid she had you.

  • 01.13.2005 12:36 PM PDT

Posted by: goweb
"this site's been up and down more than your mom last night".

Bravo!
*claps for goweb and looks up to him in awe*

  • 01.13.2005 12:39 PM PDT

Never thought I would get a history lesson in this thread.

  • 01.13.2005 12:52 PM PDT

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