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Subject: Hey mods i challenge u all to a ur mom jokeathon!

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What Recon said. Besides, I can't really make a joke about your mom being fat. She's not. In fact, I was worried I was gonna break in her half when...

Er... Nevermind.

  • 01.13.2005 12:57 PM PDT
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well written recon 54 but it still doesn't answer why ur moms over here and using the vibration feature on the controller in order to pleasure her.(ur moms kinda kinky)

  • 01.13.2005 12:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Covenent_Titan
well written recon 54 but it still doesn't answer why ur moms over here and using the vibration feature on the controller in order to pleasure her.(ur moms kinda kinky)

See, that is too long and drawn out. I believe you have been pwned.

  • 01.13.2005 1:00 PM PDT
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Hey shishka dont take this the wrong way but from ur name i always thought u were a women then i saw LE DVD and said to myself thats either one really hairy women or he likes to keep his -blam!-ity in the dark.

  • 01.13.2005 1:01 PM PDT
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hey dmbfan after i was done with ur mom she had to get aound in a wheel chair for a week.

  • 01.13.2005 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Covenent_Titan
Hey shishka dont take this the wrong way but from ur name i always thought u were a women then i saw LE DVD and said to myself thats either one really hairy women or he likes to keep his -blam!-ity in the dark.


Thats funny, i thought the same thing about your mom.

  • 01.13.2005 1:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Covenent_Titan
hey dmbfan after i was done with ur mom she had to get aound in a wheel chair for a week.

Try to spell correctly, it will make your burn a little more intelligent.

  • 01.13.2005 1:03 PM PDT
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Hey shishka ur moms so ugly she turned medusa to stone.

  • 01.13.2005 1:03 PM PDT
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hey guys at least im not watching my words trying to be nice to the almighty ninjas. Hey i just realized why there called ninjas there fast. :)

  • 01.13.2005 1:04 PM PDT
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your moms so fat she needs her own zip code

  • 01.13.2005 1:09 PM PDT
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Hey goweb ur mom has more rolls then a bakery.

  • 01.13.2005 1:09 PM PDT
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what do a brick and your mom have in common?

they're both short flat and get laid by mexicans


(sorry about the racial slurr, nothing against mexicans)

  • 01.13.2005 1:10 PM PDT
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Fat chicks need love too...




but they must pay.

  • 01.13.2005 1:10 PM PDT
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This thread is way too over used, but I'll let you live for it....this time anyway...

  • 01.13.2005 1:12 PM PDT
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is it already over? if not i would like to remind people that this is all in the name of humour and no one should take these jokes to seriously. Im sure all ur moms are productive members of their community and what they do to make it so productive is no ones buisness. (suky suky) ( . )( . )

  • 01.13.2005 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
This is starting to make me think of 1-vs-1 swords on Waterworks.... and the kill count was set at 200.

"No really, it'll be fun!" he said.

Which of course are the exact same words required to get your mom into any car, truck or van.


Unfortunatly she was to big for my car. No mater how hard I huffed and puffed I couldnt get her in. Darn. But I blew her away anyway.

Oh and Shishka thats week I expected better from you.

  • 01.13.2005 1:13 PM PDT
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hey kendo boy ur mom told me to tell u to finish up ur chores and wash up for dinner.
ur having cream of somthing special.

  • 01.13.2005 1:15 PM PDT
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why do bunie employees have sex with moms.......

they cant get any from their wives.

  • 01.13.2005 1:19 PM PDT
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heh you ruind the whole joke but good job. Joke killer.

Covenent_Titan : The Joke Killer.

  • 01.13.2005 1:19 PM PDT
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hey shishka when ur boyfriend farts does it tickle.

  • 01.13.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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hey kendoboy I hope ur hungry ur moms a wildcat in the sack.

  • 01.13.2005 1:23 PM PDT

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