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Subject: Project: Soon™

--Dear Father, I've been waiting, I've saved you a seat in hell
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With the astounding accomplishments seen in our Information Age, we can see many opportunities to be weighed upon us. Bungie's growing dominance in the gaming industry has led to a massive increase in their economic gain. As this studio gains financial perspective and technological superiority, I recommend to stay vigilant in the coming years and decades towards the nanofabricators and nanolithography industry as it will probably receive immediate attention on it's capabilities and possibilities. Most of us are likely to experience possible immortality within our lifetime in this Age, and it is imperative for Bungie to invest in this technology as it could be used for the incorporation of nanobots into metabolisms, by which time advances in computer technology will allow the uploading of the minds of the vast majority of the human race (as well as the minds of the numerous humanoid robots) into a worldwide supercomputer, or a internet. Unlimited knowledge, speed of mind, time, life, resources, etc. could insure total world domination by the end of the century. I remind us in the Underground Army and Seventh Column members to simply stay vigilant for these occurrences.

  • 02.11.2008 8:54 PM PDT

English please. =D
In other words: I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • 02.11.2008 8:56 PM PDT
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I'm lost.

But I think hes talking about us staying around for bungie's world dominance.

  • 02.11.2008 9:02 PM PDT

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Bungie does not need unlimited knowledge in each of the 7th Columns' members to rule the world. That's what the giant slingshot is for.

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  • 02.11.2008 9:10 PM PDT
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If they let nanobots make their slingshot, eventually the nanobots would reproduce into rampant grey goo and use their slingshot against Bungie. We can't have that happening now can we?

  • 02.11.2008 10:20 PM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Immortality? Wooo!

*lights another cigarette*

  • 02.11.2008 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pain Relief
Bungie does not need unlimited knowledge in each of the 7th Columns' members to rule the world. That's what the giant slingshot is for.

On the contrary, a simple thing like nano technology would make the process if picking out those unworthy much easier.

  • 02.11.2008 10:32 PM PDT

Tick, Tock.

  • 02.11.2008 10:46 PM PDT
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I will remain vigilant in the name of the Seventh Column to progress our one goal of utter domination. I will seek to root out all infiltrators and prosecute their disreputable selves. It is with honor that I would don the proper clothing to authenticate my rightful place in this army of legionnaires. Assuming I had a shirt with the Septagon logo, then I would gladly propagate its use and pass on the word to the unbelievers that we shall not be defeated so long as we stand strong together.

  • 02.11.2008 11:03 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

I vote they just pay us... or rig the Nobel awards...


I'd like to give one to myself... well... for being me!

  • 02.11.2008 11:41 PM PDT

I still have no idea what's going on here. =/

  • 02.12.2008 12:06 AM PDT
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The only Twitter I follow. Except yours ;)
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Is this that letter generator crap again?

  • 02.12.2008 12:19 AM PDT
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I honestly don't know...
I mean ftw?
Does that mean that I might be able to be immortal like Gary Busey?

  • 02.12.2008 12:28 AM PDT

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Oh but I don't want to be turned into grey goo. Or be consumed by grey goo.

And physical continuity is a fundamentally necessary characteristic of self in my opinion. Pyschological continuity don't cut the mustard.

  • 02.12.2008 3:16 AM PDT

That's some nice pseudo-science.

Are you the same guy who keeps spamming me with offers of ionised mineral water?

  • 02.12.2008 3:32 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

Posted by: Pain Relief
Bungie does not need unlimited knowledge in each of the 7th Columns' members to rule the world. That's what the giant slingshot is for.

Perhaps, but the smarter each member of the 7th Column is, the faster that slingshot can be built. Also, if we are smarter, surely we will be more easily able to outwit our opponents.

Alright, why isn't the quote box actually showing up on the thread or preview post screen, only in the edit screen?

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  • 02.12.2008 6:54 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Heh the Bungie party, I'd vote for them any day!

That or steeling Reig's orange, I wanna have something like that to highlight my day!

  • 02.12.2008 7:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: squirrel dude
Perhaps, but the smarter each member of the 7th Column is, the faster that slingshot can be built. Also, if we are smarter, surely we will be more easily able to outwit our opponents.
This is true, but I believe the OP was implying that we take over the world by indoctrinating people with pro-Bungie propaganda and granting 7th Column supporters with infinite knowledge thought the use of nanomachines implanted within them. While such measures could help the building of the slingshot, as you said, it is clearly not one of the seven steps to world domination.

  • 02.12.2008 12:25 PM PDT

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You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

When can we expect this project to be completed?

  • 02.12.2008 12:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Pezz
Is this that letter generator crap again?
I don't know exactly what that is, but it looks like he just took a pre-made script and added Bungie and The Seventh Column in there, so I guess it kinda is a generated letter. Although he is a Mythic Member, and they usually don't do things like this. So I'm confused.

  • 02.12.2008 12:32 PM PDT

Posted by: muffin man one
When can we expect this project to be completed?


Soon™

  • 02.12.2008 12:38 PM PDT

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

I was planning on buying an underwater safehouse anyways.

  • 02.12.2008 1:48 PM PDT

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Don't worry, I won't tell anybody about my secret "science experiments."

  • 02.12.2008 2:02 PM PDT
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I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Hehe how'd you put the little trademark sign into your title. I keep forgetting.

  • 02.12.2008 2:13 PM PDT
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I think you are just plugging words into an online thesaurus, because this statement makes no sense. You're trying too hard to sound smart, I'm afraid.


  • 02.12.2008 8:52 PM PDT