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Subject: Heart of Dorkness

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
- Oscar Wilde

All those "0" feedback bidders better intend on paying.

  • 02.12.2008 1:40 PM PDT
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lmao
that was an awesome explanation of colors
"the piece is black. the colors are illusion"

haha

  • 02.12.2008 1:45 PM PDT
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I gotta say I love the interview but I coulda painted that LOL!!!!

  • 02.12.2008 1:52 PM PDT

I am (was) Legend!

Bring Back Head to Head!!
Does it really matter how many people play it as long as you dont have to maintain servers?

Heart of dumbness, but I still like it!

  • 02.12.2008 1:58 PM PDT

I bidded on it.

  • 02.12.2008 2:01 PM PDT

Member of the Spirits of Fire. UNSCspiritsoffire.com

Frank, your artistic vision continues to inspire me to work towards my ultimate goal of becoming an artist as adept and insightful as yourself, were it not for my dwindling wallet. I would gladly have bid the close to thousand dollar price tag on this priceless piece of modern art that so elegantly displays the internal struggle of a pastel warrior between his family, and his inexplicable vortex. Keep it up.

  • 02.12.2008 2:05 PM PDT

I'm still a "member" on the forum? :(

ROFL
quote from ebay: Q: How can i contact Frankie about Recon?
people are spending 1000+ US bucks (im ausse so this is alot more to me) for recon ammor in my eyes i think this is relly patchetic lolz

  • 02.12.2008 2:16 PM PDT

Finish the fight

clutching a pastel in place of a sword

great stuff

  • 02.12.2008 2:20 PM PDT

Formerly known as BASs13 and One Point Three

I thought about bidding $777.77, but I was afraid that it wouldn't go high enough to make my bid be beaten.

  • 02.12.2008 2:21 PM PDT

If Chuck Norris played halo he wouldn't melee, he would roundhouse kick you to death.

The winning bidder will get Recon Armor as well as the artwork.

  • 02.12.2008 2:32 PM PDT

"Teabagging is for homos"

-Frankie

Damn Frankie, way to insult the charity by contributing total crap.

  • 02.12.2008 2:40 PM PDT
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hahaha Frankie is hilarious....

and i love the contrast between my signature and that of the guy right above me...

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  • 02.12.2008 2:40 PM PDT
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I bid 1 zillion dollars

  • 02.12.2008 2:54 PM PDT
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Seriously who would pay good money for this junk? Just because they put it up on bungie.net with some "famous" artist they think its going to sell for a bunch of money? Haha, if you buy this childish "art" you must really love.... halo?

And did someone seriously call this 'Priceless' LOL
If i drew a Ninja turtle, it would come out looking exactly like this, I guess there is an artist in all of us.

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  • 02.12.2008 2:59 PM PDT
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3rd pag two times in a row

  • 02.12.2008 3:02 PM PDT

Posted by: jemima
Wow! Finally! [url= http://www.youfail.org]Here[/url] you go... I have to warn you that it isn't worth it. Such a failure this week. I would rather have not had an update at all.


NOTE TO ALL: MY PM INBOX IS BROKEN AND BUNGIE CANNOT FIX IT. SEND MESSAGES TO MY GT.

Or, Email me at gamefreek96@aim.com
^^^Jemima Got PWNED^^^

And Frankie, if you are reading this, I loved the picture. Just because everyone is saying that it (the price) is going higher because of the Recon, the picture is still great. I would buy it, but I don't have the money.

(To all those wondering WTF, I would kinda feel bad if I made a picture and it was bought by someone else because they liked the picture frame.)

But really Frankie, make more, and I will buy one eventually.

Mister Chief Painting Fund: $300

  • 02.12.2008 3:04 PM PDT
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This is a sig. No one looks at this. Who cares.

people are willing to pay 1 1/2 grand for that?

AWESOME

  • 02.12.2008 3:17 PM PDT

I would only pay 1,000 and very nice pic.

  • 02.12.2008 3:20 PM PDT

New Marathon? Thanks Bungie!

rofl that was one of the funniest updates lve ever read

  • 02.12.2008 3:28 PM PDT
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Wish I could afford the master work of art :)

  • 02.12.2008 3:35 PM PDT
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Good good commentary and interview. Oh to blast capitalism. Good -blam!-. And the Heart of Darkness pun, good good.

Only book in high school to straight up -blam!- me.

  • 02.12.2008 3:48 PM PDT

I hope the winner submits to this to the National Portrait Gallery a la Stephen Colbert.

  • 02.12.2008 3:48 PM PDT

So cool, it's cold.

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  • 02.12.2008 3:54 PM PDT

no trust, no faith, no honesty in men

Heart of "Dork"ness? If any of you missed the reference I would recommend Joseph Conrad's book, its amazing if not a bit disturbing.

  • 02.12.2008 4:05 PM PDT

Feel free to send me friend requests!

if they were to auction of Recon armor, their charitable efforts could likely end world hunger.

  • 02.12.2008 4:10 PM PDT