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victory has never been more assured. I want to buy it and show it off to my friends but its already 3k

  • 02.12.2008 11:21 PM PDT

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He sounds so serious in the interview.. but deep down I think Frank just wants recon on his second account, and is trying to win the hearts of the Bungie higher ups.

Either way, people that need money are getting some from this so kudos to you, Mister Chief.

  • 02.13.2008 12:23 AM PDT
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tink tink....boom.

hot damn...over 3k

  • 02.13.2008 12:26 AM PDT
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US $3,946.00

Wow.

  • 02.13.2008 1:08 AM PDT
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Good job Bungie. What you could be doing is holding auctions like this for recon armor, 500$ a pop, and donate all those proceeds to charity. You would raise a million dollars in no time. I would not buy it though, id buy 6 months worth of diapers instead. Or food. I like food.

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  • 02.13.2008 1:51 AM PDT

A work of art Frankie!
Nice, over 3k, The Brian Morden Foundation are very lucky :)

  • 02.13.2008 2:21 AM PDT
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It looks like a self-portrait of Frankie with the mister put over it, like that Van Gogh on top of Dogs playing Poker from "Thomas Crown Affair".

Which would fit with the "MC is all of us" motif Bungie has created with refusal to let us see whats behind the mask.

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  • 02.13.2008 2:42 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

That is awesome Frankie! Great job!

I would bid but I don't really have $3,000...

  • 02.13.2008 2:51 AM PDT

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Mister Chief rocks, but Frankie got owned in the title of this news item.lol.jk.

  • 02.13.2008 4:45 AM PDT
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As someone who personally knew Brian, I am glad to see the proceeds going towards the BMF. I have been a part of the foundation since it has started and I know that everyone who sees that the proceeds will be going to BMF will be very pleased. Thank you very much Bungie for the support.

  • 02.13.2008 5:53 AM PDT
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First there was Marx. Then there was Lenin. Now there is Frankie. That's right, stick it to those filthy capitalist pig-dogs! Artwork aside, the commentary had me falling out of my desk chair with laughter. So subtle in some instances, so over-the-top in others...simply fantastic! In fact, with your ability to turn a phrase, my dear Frankie-nstein, I'd wager the half empty box of Nilla Wafers on my desk that you could have a shot in the upcoming elections, and I don't wager my Nillas lightly! Need a campaign manager? I'd simply require $1.48 per hour, an air-conditioned RV-esque dwelling, and a kiddie pool filled with Cherry Jell-O for my daily bath. That's it. I've even thought of a campaign slogan..."Won't you take me to...Frankie Town!" Catchy, eh?

Vote Frankie in '08!

  • 02.13.2008 7:29 AM PDT

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that's a lot of money.. over 4K already

  • 02.13.2008 7:32 AM PDT
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I think its really cool that he would do something like this. He knows there is tons of people who would actully pay good money for that and hes selling it for charity, thats awsome good job frankie

  • 02.13.2008 7:36 AM PDT
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I have to say that I fully agree with what teh artist said about the piece. About how as the piece crumbles away to dust it will cease to exist and how it shows the crumbling decay of our capitalistic nature. I really like what he said about it. I almost have to say that the guy interviewing tried to get him to speak more about The Chief than teh artwork. It is fitting that He used The Chief as his symbol of cpaitalistic Decay...considering the Chief has become a symbol for Bungie and Microsoft's Gaming console.

  • 02.13.2008 8:17 AM PDT
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Priceless and halarious. Nice addition to a boring Wednesday as I sit around waiting for Thursday and LOST...

  • 02.13.2008 8:49 AM PDT

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I don't usually say this but.

LOL that was funny.

  • 02.13.2008 10:24 AM PDT

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First there was Marx. Then there was Lenin. Now there is Frankie. That's right, stick it to those filthy capitalist pig-dogs! Artwork aside, the commentary had me falling out of my desk chair with laughter. So subtle in some instances, so over-the-top in others...simply fantastic! In fact, with your ability to turn a phrase, my dear Frankie-nstein, I'd wager the half empty box of Nilla Wafers on my desk that you could have a shot in the upcoming elections, and I don't wager my Nillas lightly! Need a campaign manager? I'd simply require $1.48 per hour, an air-conditioned RV-esque dwelling, and a kiddie pool filled with Cherry Jell-O for my daily bath. That's it. I've even thought of a campaign slogan..."Won't you take me to...Frankie Town!" Catchy, eh?

Vote Frankie in '08!


I whole-heartedly agree!

I would have loved to have heard that interview as part of a podcast; I would have probably driven off the road while listening to it.

  • 02.13.2008 10:29 AM PDT
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i like the interview! the sarcasm is so thick you could cut through it with a knife!

  • 02.13.2008 10:49 AM PDT
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You've got to be kidding me. -_- 4,050$???

America Meh.

  • 02.13.2008 11:58 AM PDT

you can haz rec0n if you buy this

  • 02.13.2008 1:33 PM PDT
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I apologize in advance for all the crappy jokes I make.

Posted by: Sgt Cheddar
you can haz rec0n if you buy this

read the ''questions from other members''

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  • 02.13.2008 1:53 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

Is nice... Is goooood....

Awesome and a bit of a giggle on this one. This would make the perfect wall hanging for any gaming room.

Mista Chief will live on forever this way :p

  • 02.13.2008 2:27 PM PDT

a very deep and moving article to match the depth that only Frankie and Master Cheif can achieve... absolutely hilarious :-D

  • 02.13.2008 3:07 PM PDT
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AWESOME!!!

Hey Lukems, I'm sure I'm the only one to get the Joseph Conrad reference! Nice!

"Ici est le Petit Coup Dernier de la Bourgeoisie Malaise Consommé" -C'est magnifique!

Aussi, j'aime l'image beaucoup. Frankie est véritablement dessinateur!

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  • 02.13.2008 4:19 PM PDT
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  • 02.13.2008 6:11 PM PDT