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Subject: PLEASE. Need help. Big story.
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Alright. today at my school, one my classmates made a very bad joke about me. it's not physical joke or any cursing or any actual dissing. he and my other friend planed this out very well. alright here goes.

at around 3:00, i was in the gym waiting for my bus to come and go. i was sitting by the circle of friends. i was talking to one my friends until Con (short for constantine) said CHINESE FART!! he said because i was chinese. (When ever they smell something bad, they always put it on me jesus it 's so annoying) (THey did this so many times but this time was serious) cesar, a fellow classmate, farted and let one go. It was a BIG ONE. at i didn't know. it smelt so bad. after con said CHINESE FART, cesar came over and smelt me. (I didn't smell like anything) and cesar said OMFG, YOU FARTED. everyone else heard but didn't join in. I went behind some people to ask them something. cesar went behind me and said, "say doorknob or I'll punch you" i said punch me becase you farted. he punched hard. i confronted con on the bus and he told me the truth. he knew i didn't fart but told me that cesar was the one who le out that big fart. they all blamed it on me. i confronted cesar and he denied it he siad con farted,. OMFG IT"S ON MY NERVES. i think somebody who likes me probably won't like me anyone becayse she probably thinks i farted but i DIDN"T .HELP (and moderators, don;t lock the thread, i feel really bad and pissed that i can't even go to school tomorow.) i 'm sorry if used inapropiate words. but i need help. to get them back. it was all a big joke and a very meanful one.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 3:16:02 PM]

  • 01.13.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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Don't be a baby. Punch him back and then punch anyone who thinks you farted.

  • 01.13.2005 3:15 PM PDT
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Holy crap, I'd suggest you got talk to a psychiatrist immediately! and then you should confront the school about this issue, fart-framing is a serious rising issue... seriously, pranks happen, just think of a way to get them back.

  • 01.13.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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...What?

What are you asking for? I don't see a problem here. Someone else farted... and you're afraid to go to school because of it? They're gonna hold a grudge that long... for THAT? What grade are you in, 2nd?

I wouldn't worry about it... And if they make a big deal about it, tell them to grow up.

  • 01.13.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
nothginw rong with hitting a man while his down and blinded by dirt.

or tied to a post...with iron chains.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 3:19:47 PM]

  • 01.13.2005 3:19 PM PDT
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I would have toatlly taken credit for it. I would have laughed and probably waved the non-existant fart in my friends faces. Farts are funny =D

  • 01.13.2005 3:23 PM PDT
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Getting maad at someone for a perfectly normal body function is stupid. Your friends were probably joking, and no one remembers that you farted. How old are you?

  • 01.13.2005 3:24 PM PDT
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Next time you see him, fart on him and kick him in the face.
Conversely, make a joke out of it and come to school with every single cologne on that you can find.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 4:25:40 PM]

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

I'm so glad that the public education system makes such nice and mature young adults...

  • 01.13.2005 4:26 PM PDT
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yea kick their asses, whoever said violence doesnt solve anything was a moron

  • 01.13.2005 4:28 PM PDT
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Woe is you.

I suggest suicide. Trust me, it's the only option.

  • 01.13.2005 4:28 PM PDT
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How old are you, Generic Mainstream Name?

  • 01.13.2005 4:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloFREAK99635
i was talking to one my friends until Con (short for constantine) said CHINESE FART!! he said because i was chinese. (When ever they smell something bad, they always put it on me jesus it 's so annoying)

Racist -blam!-s. You souldn't be friends with morons like that. Racist -blam!-s suck.

Posted by: HaloFREAK99635 "say doorknob or I'll punch you" i said punch me becase you farted. he punched hard. i confronted con on the bus and he told me the truth. he knew i didn't fart but told me that cesar was the one who le out that big fart. they all blamed it on me. i confronted cesar and he denied it he siad con farted,.
Doorknob? Are you in like sixth grade? Gimme a break!

Posted by: HaloFREAK99635OMFG IT"S ON MY NERVES. i think somebody who likes me probably won't like me anyone becayse she probably thinks i farted but i DIDN"T .HELP
If she likes you she won't not like you cause' you farted. If she really does stop liking you cause' of that, she is a moron and not worth your time anyway.

Posted by: HaloFREAK99635(and moderators, don;t lock the thread, i feel really bad and pissed that i can't even go to school tomorow.)
Why not? Cause' you farted? COME ON! Jeez! w/e.

  • 01.13.2005 4:34 PM PDT