- Texas Ben
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Hello. For some reason, many of you seem to view a hot girl liking you as some sort of emergency where the only soloution is to ignore her, cause' thats what a girl wants right? Wrong. My objective in this thread is to help you overcome your geekiness and get what you want!
First things first... how do you know a hot girl likes you? This is evidenced by a number of things. Some of the more common indicators are as follows:
* Oogling you alot
* Smiling at you even more
* Giggling like a moron whenever you speak to her
* Acting stupid to get your attention
* Slapping you (in the butt)
* Following you home
* Frequent stalking
* -blam!- attempts
* Attempted kidnappings
Some ways you know she does not want you are as follows:
* Name-calling
* Ignoring you
* Slapping you (in the face)
* Kicking you (in the balls)
* Attempt at burning your house down
* Murder
If she exhibits any of the above symptoms, you are a pathetic loser and you should just go buy a life-sized doll now. It will be your companion for life. If she does like you though, you can proceed o the next section, where we learn such important skills such as Looking above the neck and not being a total -blam!-tard
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Okay, so she likes you... This has often been known to incite behavior like this:
OMFG!!! ShE Leikse mie!!!!! Wat teh Heylll dew eye doo?!?!?
No need to panic. Since you're probbrabbly a pathetic middle-schooler with no life, your first priority is to find out what her interests are. Since most girls aren't very impressed when you tell them you've beaten marathon on total carnage, its up to you to change... so you have something in common. One of the best ways to find out her interests is to follow her everywhere. Starting after school, just follow her wherever she goes. Taking pictures helps too, in case you forget what she likes. Oh yeah, and nothing says "I love you" like little notes and presents dropped everywhere, but remember, you cannot reveal your identity!
Once you have ascertained her interests and forced yourself to have something in common with her, it's time to make your move! Make sure you act like some pathetic psychopath, because seeing as you're a pathetic geek you have no chance at anything but a sympathy date.
----Part Two!----
So you got a date on her you sexy thing.... so what now? Okay, again, don't panic or make too big a deal out of it, its only your first date (ever) and you lack experience. Since you are a grotesque middleschooler (and hence not old enough to drive) you should go somewhere within walking distance... otherwise your parents will have to drive you. Even you are too cool for that. Remember, have class. Take her to BurgerKing, not McDonalds. After you eat, walk back to your/her house. Giver her a hug and kiss at the door. If she refuses, do it anyway, she is likely playing hard to get. The pepper spray wears off pretty quick anyway.
[Edited on 1/13/2005 9:58:40 PM]