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Subject: Public Service Announcement: What to do if a hot girl likes you!
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Hello. For some reason, many of you seem to view a hot girl liking you as some sort of emergency where the only soloution is to ignore her, cause' thats what a girl wants right? Wrong. My objective in this thread is to help you overcome your geekiness and get what you want!

First things first... how do you know a hot girl likes you? This is evidenced by a number of things. Some of the more common indicators are as follows:
* Oogling you alot
* Smiling at you even more
* Giggling like a moron whenever you speak to her
* Acting stupid to get your attention
* Slapping you (in the butt)
* Following you home
* Frequent stalking
* -blam!- attempts
* Attempted kidnappings
Some ways you know she does not want you are as follows:
* Name-calling
* Ignoring you
* Slapping you (in the face)
* Kicking you (in the balls)
* Attempt at burning your house down
* Murder
If she exhibits any of the above symptoms, you are a pathetic loser and you should just go buy a life-sized doll now. It will be your companion for life. If she does like you though, you can proceed o the next section, where we learn such important skills such as Looking above the neck and not being a total -blam!-tard
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Okay, so she likes you... This has often been known to incite behavior like this:
OMFG!!! ShE Leikse mie!!!!! Wat teh Heylll dew eye doo?!?!?

No need to panic. Since you're probbrabbly a pathetic middle-schooler with no life, your first priority is to find out what her interests are. Since most girls aren't very impressed when you tell them you've beaten marathon on total carnage, its up to you to change... so you have something in common. One of the best ways to find out her interests is to follow her everywhere. Starting after school, just follow her wherever she goes. Taking pictures helps too, in case you forget what she likes. Oh yeah, and nothing says "I love you" like little notes and presents dropped everywhere, but remember, you cannot reveal your identity!

Once you have ascertained her interests and forced yourself to have something in common with her, it's time to make your move! Make sure you act like some pathetic psychopath, because seeing as you're a pathetic geek you have no chance at anything but a sympathy date.

----Part Two!----

So you got a date on her you sexy thing.... so what now? Okay, again, don't panic or make too big a deal out of it, its only your first date (ever) and you lack experience. Since you are a grotesque middleschooler (and hence not old enough to drive) you should go somewhere within walking distance... otherwise your parents will have to drive you. Even you are too cool for that. Remember, have class. Take her to BurgerKing, not McDonalds. After you eat, walk back to your/her house. Giver her a hug and kiss at the door. If she refuses, do it anyway, she is likely playing hard to get. The pepper spray wears off pretty quick anyway.



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  • 01.13.2005 4:54 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Banshee Barron
And the sad thing is, there are people here that are desperate enough to try that.

Lol I doubt that. Scary thing is tho you might be right!

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Nice goweb-ish avatar by the way.

  • 01.13.2005 5:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Banshee Barron
And the sad thing is, there are people here that are desperate enough to try that.

Lol I doubt that. Scary thing is tho you might be right!

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Nice goweb-ish avatar by the way.


Crap... It does look like his. I might have to change it up a bit.

  • 01.13.2005 5:01 PM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
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i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


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I laughed, I cried....I used it as a guide. OMG I G0TZ MY NEWEST EDITION TO "GUYS THAT AREN'T NERDS WEEKLY"! *runs off to read it*

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Oh my flipping heck! This is just what I needed to turn my love life around. Texas Ben...you've done it again!

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I like girls sometimes! gee gee haha BAH!

  • 01.13.2005 5:07 PM PDT

This is a desperate bunch indeed. For example look how many people go into "suck up" mode when Atsumi posts. Everyone is screaming "OMFG A GERL!1"- and I don't even want to think about the PM abuse she gets. If I were Atsumi, I would have gone insane a long time ago.

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
This is a desperate bunch indeed. For example look how many people go into "suck up" mode when Atsumi posts. Everyone is screaming "OMFG A GERL!1"- and I don't even want to think about the PM abuse she gets. If I were Atsumi, I would have gone insane a long time ago.


Atsumi? Where? I mean...

  • 01.13.2005 5:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
This is a desperate bunch indeed. For example look how many people go into "suck up" mode when Atsumi posts. Everyone is screaming "OMFG A GERL!1"- and I don't even want to think about the PM abuse she gets. If I were Atsumi, I would have gone insane a long time ago.


This is true. Hopefully my guide will help these people. Or get them arrested for stalking. But that would be for the public good! Guys in prison need -blam!-es too! What better than a 13-yr-old boy?

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and then she goes in your room with halo -blam!- everywhere and the REAL fun begins....

Girlfriend: What the hell is all this...?

You: sit down, we need to talk....There once was a boy named John...


I have tried explaining halo to my girlfriend and it is impossible!!!!!!

[Edited on 1/13/2005 5:13:10 PM]

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ODST... He got a girlfriend using my guide.... that's just one of many sucess stories!

  • 01.13.2005 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Banshee Barron
And the sad thing is, there are people here that are desperate enough to try that.

Lol I doubt that. Scary thing is tho you might be right!

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Nice goweb-ish avatar by the way.


It also has an odd "Ronald McDonald" hand look to it as well.

  • 01.13.2005 5:15 PM PDT

-S

Kick her in the shins and run away really hard.

It's a trap.

  • 01.13.2005 5:16 PM PDT

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This is like freaking Dr. Phil or something!

  • 01.13.2005 5:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
ODST... He got a girlfriend using my guide.... that's just one of many sucess stories!


You sound like a subway commercial.

  • 01.13.2005 5:17 PM PDT

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Banshee Barron
And the sad thing is, there are people here that are desperate enough to try that.

Lol I doubt that. Scary thing is tho you might be right!

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Nice goweb-ish avatar by the way.


It also has an odd "Ronald McDonald" hand look to it as well.


Why do you say that? Ah, I know- must because the hand looks a little -blam!-.

In any case, I hate to go off topic, but is my new avatar for better or for worse?

  • 01.13.2005 5:17 PM PDT
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You've been using the Prophet for so long. It's going to be awhile before some of the members get used to the new avatar.

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Posted by: ODST Sluder
and then she goes in your room with halo -blam!- everywhere and the REAL fun begins....

Girlfriend: What the hell is all this...?

You: sit down, we need to talk....There once was a boy named John...


I have tried explaining halo to my girlfriend and it is impossible!!!!!!

Sounds like a great first date. I heard some boys arguing over which girlfriend was better at Halo 2...it was pretty funny.

  • 01.13.2005 5:21 PM PDT
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ODST... He got a girlfriend using my guide.... that's just one of many sucess stories!


You sound like a subway commercial.

I was actually going more for the sound of those wiggy eHarmony.com commercials.

  • 01.13.2005 5:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Banshee Barron
And the sad thing is, there are people here that are desperate enough to try that.

Lol I doubt that. Scary thing is tho you might be right!

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Nice goweb-ish avatar by the way.


It also has an odd "Ronald McDonald" hand look to it as well.


Why do you say that? Ah, I know- must because the hand looks a little -blam!-.

In any case, I hate to go off topic, but is my new avatar for better or for worse?


Worse. It doesn't fit you.

  • 01.13.2005 5:22 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
In any case, I hate to go off topic, but is my new avatar for better or for worse?

Hard to tell... the old one had more presence if you know what I mean, but the new one is pretty cool. It'll take awhile to get used to at any rate.

  • 01.13.2005 5:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: a random guy who doesn't get it
I uesd ur gUid3 aNd alL I 9ot wAs a SorE asS! U sukc!

  • 01.13.2005 5:25 PM PDT

In that case, it's gone. I'll stick with what I've used from day one. Now I only need for the settings to load back.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 5:27:30 PM]

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Posted by: eliteskull94
Posted by: a random guy who doesn't get it
I uesd ur gUid3 aNd alL I 9ot wAs a SorE asS! U sukc!


Hmmmm....
I hope the sore ass didn't come from your cellmate after you got arrested for stalking?

  • 01.13.2005 5:29 PM PDT