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I've always connected the Prophet to your name.

  • 01.13.2005 5:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
Nobody in The Flood can attract a women..

Normally...


Whith this guide, They can! Celebrate!

  • 01.13.2005 5:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: ODST Sluder
and then she goes in your room with halo -blam!- everywhere and the REAL fun begins....

Girlfriend: What the hell is all this...?

You: sit down, we need to talk....There once was a boy named John...

I have tried explaining halo to my girlfriend and it is impossible!!!!!!
Just get her the box set of Halo books and by the time she's done reading them she'll be kicking your ass in Halo 2.

  • 01.13.2005 5:36 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Willtacular
What do I do if a ugly girl likes me?

Still not clear on that... if you find out let me know... I have one hot girl who likes me and several ugly girls who like me. The problem is I'm too nice to tell the ugly girls to go away so I always get creepy notes and stuff in my locker. That means the hot girl kinda keeps her distance. Damn ugly chicks....

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Posted by: Willtacular
What do I do if a ugly girl likes me?
Run . . . like hell.

  • 01.13.2005 5:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
What do I do if a ugly girl likes me?


run?

  • 01.13.2005 5:39 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

invisi-post!

  • 01.13.2005 5:40 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

If a hot chick likes you, take her to the movies .
If an ugly chick likes you, set her up with a friend.

  • 01.13.2005 5:44 PM PDT
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heh ill get my girlfriend to come here and make fun of you guys.

  • 01.13.2005 5:46 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Obbi is my girlfriend.... wait....
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....
OH GOD NO!

  • 01.13.2005 5:47 PM PDT
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its more like your obbis girlfriend

  • 01.13.2005 5:48 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Since when am I a chick?

  • 01.13.2005 5:48 PM PDT
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Oh my god!

I nearly craped myself reading this.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 5:50:17 PM]

  • 01.13.2005 5:49 PM PDT
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----Part Two!----

So you got a date on her you sexy thing.... so what now? Okay, again, don't panic or make too big a deal out of it, its only your first date (ever) and you lack experience. Since you are a grotesque middleschooler (and hence not old enough to drive) you should go somewhere within walking distance... otherwise your parents will have to drive you. Even you are too cool for that. Remember, have class. Take her to BurgerKing, not McDonalds. After you eat, walk back to your/her house. Giver her a hug and kiss at the door. If she refuses, do it anyway, she is likely playing hard to get. The pepper spray wears off pretty quick anyway.

  • 01.13.2005 5:56 PM PDT
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Wow I feel bad for the poor child that will take your advice. I think ill come here more often this place is more amusing then a slumber party.

  • 01.13.2005 6:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImJustMe
Wow I feel bad for the poor child that will take your advice. I think ill come here more often this place is more amusing then a slumber party.

If you follow my advice, a two-person slumber party is just what you'll get!

  • 01.13.2005 6:01 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Another shot of advice from the great Texas Ben! Though I somehow doubt he's speaking from experience....

  • 01.13.2005 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: ImJustMe
Wow I feel bad for the poor child that will take your advice. I think ill come here more often this place is more amusing then a slumber party.

If you follow my advice, a two-person slumber party is just what you'll get!


Are you trying to promote girl on girl action?

  • 01.13.2005 6:02 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Maybe he isn't but me?
Hahaha...just maybe.

  • 01.13.2005 6:05 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

my only question about this is: Does it really matter what the girl looks like? Shouldnt the inside stuff count a little more then the outside. Cause i have always though of me being an ugly chick mostly cause i got my first bf in the summer vacation before my junior year of highschool and then he dumped me (kinda glad too cause i found out he was using me to eat all my food and play my video games) and then i found someone else and i always thought that he wouldnt like me cause i was ugly and looked more like a guy then a girl but now here we are engauged and yea.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 6:09:13 PM]

  • 01.13.2005 6:08 PM PDT
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Smart guy up there but i dont think thats how it works with most guys. Oh and when a guy looks at me(any girl in particuler) it gets realy annoying. Unless hes cute.

I wonder how you guys define a hot girl...

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  • 01.13.2005 6:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImJustMe
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: ImJustMe
Wow I feel bad for the poor child that will take your advice. I think ill come here more often this place is more amusing then a slumber party.

If you follow my advice, a two-person slumber party is just what you'll get!


Are you trying to promote girl on girl action?

No.
I am helping the nerds!

  • 01.13.2005 6:09 PM PDT