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Subject: Public Service Announcement: What to do if a hot girl likes you!
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sry bulletproof...... i know how u must feel being away from him......i would go crazy if i didnt see the girl i love for a few months

  • 01.14.2005 5:38 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

Posted by: lion45
sry bulletproof...... i know how u must feel being away from him......i would go crazy if i didnt see the girl i love for a few months

well i just got off the phone with him i guess he was able to call me finally so we could actualyl talk to each other and i could tell him i love him and actually be able to sing our little song we do and now im crying alot cause i miss him. He was able to get a chance to come home but someone got to it before him and so now he may not be able to come home for another month

  • 01.14.2005 5:46 PM PDT
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sry....least u got to talk to him....but sorry about him staying another month

  • 01.14.2005 5:48 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

yea its ok im just glad i got to talk to him again and i was soo happy to hear his voice again. it made my day and i feel happy cause i actually got to talk to him and hear his voice and to actually say 'i love you' to him for me to hear it back

  • 01.14.2005 5:55 PM PDT
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thats good

  • 01.14.2005 6:09 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

yea i know and he will hopefully call tomorrow in which will make me more happy and yea

  • 01.14.2005 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Hello. For some reason, many of you seem to view a hot girl liking you as some sort of emergency where the only soloution is to ignore her, cause' thats what a girl wants right? Wrong. My objective in this thread is to help you overcome your geekiness and get what you want!

First things first... how do you know a hot girl likes you? This is evidenced by a number of things. Some of the more common indicators are as follows:
* Oogling you alot
* Smiling at you even more
* Giggling like a moron whenever you speak to her
* Acting stupid to get your attention
* Slapping you (in the butt)
* Following you home
* Frequent stalking
* -blam!- attempts
* Attempted kidnappings
Some ways you know she does not want you are as follows:
* Name-calling
* Ignoring you
* Slapping you (in the face)
* Kicking you (in the balls)
* Attempt at burning your house down
* Murder
If she exhibits any of the above symptoms, you are a pathetic loser and you should just go buy a life-sized doll now. It will be your companion for life. If she does like you though, you can proceed o the next section, where we learn such important skills such as Looking above the neck and not being a total -blam!-tard
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Okay, so she likes you... This has often been known to incite behavior like this:
OMFG!!! ShE Leikse mie!!!!! Wat teh Heylll dew eye doo?!?!?

No need to panic. Since you're probbrabbly a pathetic middle-schooler with no life, your first priority is to find out what her interests are. Since most girls aren't very impressed when you tell them you've beaten marathon on total carnage, its up to you to change... so you have something in common. One of the best ways to find out her interests is to follow her everywhere. Starting after school, just follow her wherever she goes. Taking pictures helps too, in case you forget what she likes. Oh yeah, and nothing says "I love you" like little notes and presents dropped everywhere, but remember, you cannot reveal your identity!

Once you have ascertained her interests and forced yourself to have something in common with her, it's time to make your move! Make sure you act like some pathetic psychopath, because seeing as you're a pathetic geek you have no chance at anything but a sympathy date.

----Part Two!----

So you got a date on her you sexy thing.... so what now? Okay, again, don't panic or make too big a deal out of it, its only your first date (ever) and you lack experience. Since you are a grotesque middleschooler (and hence not old enough to drive) you should go somewhere within walking distance... otherwise your parents will have to drive you. Even you are too cool for that. Remember, have class. Take her to BurgerKing, not McDonalds. After you eat, walk back to your/her house. Giver her a hug and kiss at the door. If she refuses, do it anyway, she is likely playing hard to get. The pepper spray wears off pretty quick anyway.


ok, this just made one of my favorites. I actually took it seroiusly till I saw -blam!- atempts.

But, in reality, hot girls never actually like nerds, that's why when I turned thirteen a few years ago I decided to drop all my friends and become cool. It took me till highschool, but was it worth it? YES!

Although I feel good that I made a fantasy come true, 4 to 5 other people actually became popular too.

Keep doing things like this, and you will take my title of comedy guy, though few remember my old stupid posts back then.

  • 01.14.2005 6:15 PM PDT
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What to do if a hot girl likes you? In your case, wake up! Ohh, dude! That was a burn! Want some neosporin for that burn?

  • 01.14.2005 6:18 PM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Spin Drs 2
Posted by: Willtacular
What do I do if a ugly girl likes me?
diss her alot, be a jerkoff to her and her friends, and cuss her out. it has always worked for me

For some reason that actually attracts girls.

  • 01.15.2005 9:59 AM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Dill X
I have only one response to this thread:
Bahahahahaha! You friggin' moron! Haahhhhahahahaaa! *points and laughs*

The only morons are the ones who follow my advice :)

  • 01.15.2005 9:59 AM PDT

Hail the SI. Keep It Clean

The way to finbd out she likes you: She finds out your name.
To see that she hates you: She kicks you in the balls
Believe me I'm a girl myself......

  • 01.15.2005 10:20 AM PDT
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

I wonder how long I can get away with this?

  • 02.14.2005 2:18 PM PDT
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gravedigger!

  • 02.14.2005 2:20 PM PDT