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Subject: The Ultimate Prank. *PG-13*
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The following may be Graphic, and I would rate it PG-13, which is what bungie has described their own site, if you have any doubts as to reading on, then don't.

Allright. The following contents were in a package from a website by the name of "Beinggirl.com" in my name and addressed to me (i am male and did not request this package):

1 stick of Secret "Sparkly Pear" deodorant. Apparently this was a taste for what was to follow.

1 pamphlet explaining the use of Tampax -blam!-s (extremely graphic, despite looking like it was drawn in Microsoft Paint)

and this is why i put the disclaimer to ward away the younger audiences. 1 Package of Tampax Compak -blam!-s.

Well, needless to say, I laughed my ass off. I couldn't believe that I had just been sent a package geared at helping girls through the onset of puberty (a very noble cause, but when sent to a guy, it takes a comedic turn).

So, to find out more about how this package was sent to me I went to the given URL click to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Well this has been good for more than a few laughs, and once I figure out who did this to me my revenge will be sweet.

*Walks off into the sunset laughing maniacally*

[Edited on 1/13/2005 5:59:05 PM]

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

ROFLMAO
LOLOLOL
---*wipes tear*
hoooo boy.

  • 01.13.2005 5:58 PM PDT

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ha. I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

  • 01.13.2005 6:02 PM PDT
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Ooh you got that too.

Hahaha, I think ill play that prank on some of my guy friends.

  • 01.13.2005 6:03 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Why do I think you walked off into the sunset with the -blam!-s?

  • 01.13.2005 6:04 PM PDT
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Because he gave them to you later?

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Posted by: GothGuy
Why do I think you walked off into the sunset with the -blam!-s?


I don't quite know whatever it was that got "-blam!-ed" but I can tell you I didnt walk off with anything that gets -Blam!-ed.

Said by: Bill Clinton
I did not have -blam!- relations with that woman.


[Edited on 1/13/2005 6:11:36 PM]

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._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

I had no idea that word would get blamed.
Oh, and Imjustme? Expect something in the mail.

  • 01.13.2005 6:08 PM PDT
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Wow. I only wish I could see the phamplet. -_-"

  • 01.13.2005 6:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterTizzy
Wow. I only wish I could see the phamplet. -_-"


No you don't.

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Posted by: MasterTizzy
Wow. I only wish I could see the phamplet. -_-"

Why perv.

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I really don't think you want to know....friend.....I mean for the sake of masterbation lets leave it at that.

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Oh my god, this site is messed up. Who's going to want to learn about puberty on the net? They teach it in school, and you learn it from movies like Scary Movie . Pretty useless effort there, then again how does this affect me again?

  • 01.13.2005 6:18 PM PDT
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Girls girls dont worry all will be ok in due time. The burning will go away.

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I dont know but its sponsored by Deodorant and soap companies. Must be their version of Public Service.

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Posted by: MasterTizzy
I really don't think you want to know....friend.....I mean for the sake of masterbation lets leave it at that.
You are a horrible, horrible person. And I'm not being sarcastic, you really are.

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I know this. And I have accepted the fact a long time ago.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 6:28:03 PM]

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I think its cute i mean come on at least hes not doing it to old ladies. Cringe.

  • 01.13.2005 6:27 PM PDT
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Yeah.....ew. I mean....omfg ew. *Vomits up left lung.*

  • 01.13.2005 6:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterTizzy
I really don't think you want to know....friend.....I mean for the sake of masterbation lets leave it at that.

For your sake I hope your joking.

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Posted by: ImJustMe
I think its cute i mean come on at least hes not doing it to old ladies. Cringe.


...

*vomit*

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Posted by: MasterTizzy
Yeah.....ew. I mean....omfg ew. *Vomits up left lung.*


I'll make sure to poke at your right one.

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* Performs Seppuku ritual*

  • 01.13.2005 6:32 PM PDT
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Umm....joking? N-no. Now. To download games off of MSN...and if that doesn't make me a monster...I don't know what does. Yeah right one still works perfectly I think.

[Edited on 1/13/2005 6:33:59 PM]

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

This is becoming sick.

  • 01.13.2005 6:33 PM PDT

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