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Subject: what would you do if you have 5 MINUTES TO LIVE?
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Die trying to think of something clever or fun to do.

  • 01.19.2005 8:20 AM PDT
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Die trying to think of something clever or fun to do.

  • 01.19.2005 8:20 AM PDT
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Damn you double post!

Sorry guys

  • 01.19.2005 8:21 AM PDT
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i would double post

  • 01.19.2005 11:06 AM PDT
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i would double post

  • 01.19.2005 11:06 AM PDT
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i would make sweet sweet love to ma hand.. ohhh yah its time to come a little closer . always there when you need it handa java i love you girl

  • 01.19.2005 11:31 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

You are a sick bastard.

It depends. Where am I? How am I going to die? What do I have with me?

  • 01.19.2005 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Put last nights dinner in the microwave for five minutes. Then wait.

I wont see it comming if I keep my mind on the leftovers.


That's the best one yet.

  • 01.19.2005 12:43 PM PDT
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Either that or you'll die hungry.

  • 01.19.2005 12:44 PM PDT
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Waste the first four minutes riding a Grunt, and spend the last one saving the world.

  • 01.20.2005 2:09 PM PDT
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5 minutes? I'd make a Capcom game...

  • 01.20.2005 2:29 PM PDT
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Go to Mars.

  • 01.20.2005 2:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: chuckchief
5 minutes? I'd make a Capcom game...


Nope, thats the funniest one right there...

  • 01.20.2005 3:03 PM PDT
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I would probably say it on this thread.

  • 01.20.2005 4:07 PM PDT
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I would actually do nethier! First I wouldn't be thinking of guys in my head I would actuallu think of swear words running in my head such as....
OMG! I am (beep) DEAD! (BEEP)........Shhhh(BEEP) OMG HELP!

duh wouldn't you?

  • 01.20.2005 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liu Xuande
Posted by: chuckchief
5 minutes? I'd make a Capcom game...


Nope, thats the funniest one right there...



Thats the funnniest most intelegent thing ive heard anyone say all day. Just next time you say that though. think about how long RE4 took to come out.

  • 01.20.2005 9:36 PM PDT
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Oh Btw let me take you thoug the last five minutes of my life.


12:01- Run around and scream for mercy
12:02 Spend a minute looking to get laid
12:03 Actually Get laid
12:04 Be mocked about how fast i was
12:05 Lean over to cave her skull in and fall over and die.

  • 01.20.2005 9:40 PM PDT
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I'd go -blam!- your mom

  • 01.20.2005 9:47 PM PDT
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do drugs!if your gona die you gotta die high.

  • 01.20.2005 9:55 PM PDT
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i'd put a post on bungie.net and press "sumit" a second before i die, so a lot of people would know the second i die.

  • 01.20.2005 10:40 PM PDT
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I would go on a killing spree. Hey, I ain't dying by myself

  • 01.21.2005 1:17 PM PDT
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I would fall into depression and kill myself.

  • 01.21.2005 1:23 PM PDT
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try to find a Revert to Save Button.

  • 01.21.2005 1:29 PM PDT
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maybe 3...

  • 01.22.2005 8:37 PM PDT

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