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  • 02.15.2008 8:41 PM PDT
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  • 02.15.2008 8:51 PM PDT

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No. When the list was written it was new.

.. And it was still new. New is a relative term.

And it's not a creed. That's the 7 Step Plan for World Domination.

  • 02.15.2008 8:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: l0calh0st
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No. When the list was written it was new.

.. And it was still new. New is a relative term.

And it's not a creed. That's the 7 Step Plan for World Domination.

Where does he say it's a creed?


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  • 02.15.2008 8:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: l0calh0st
Posted by: SS_Zag1
No. When the list was written it was new.

.. And it was still new. New is a relative term.

And it's not a creed. That's the 7 Step Plan for World Domination.

Where does he say it's a creed?

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Subject: I believe the Bungie Creed needs to be changed.
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  • 02.15.2008 9:23 PM PDT
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Every time I read the 7-step world domination I laugh.

  • 02.15.2008 9:46 PM PDT
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The creed shall stay the same as it always has been.

  • 02.15.2008 9:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Havok Se7en
I honestly think we need to get the catapult up and running.


Agreed. Bungie already has the sun operational, but it can't handle the server load and goes down about every twelve hours or so. I blame Stosh. We need to get the Catapult and the Slingshot, and several steak dinners ready next.


As far as the creed. It's fine.

  • 02.15.2008 10:42 PM PDT
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Yes...

Field testing the slingshot with cows and ignorant kids would be a fine way to see if the slingshot is ready.

We don't want to have the slingshot be pulled halfway with Bungies cowering enemies; only to have the elastic break, giving them a chance to flee. Things would just get too messy after that.

  • 02.16.2008 12:42 AM PDT
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Yes...

Field testing the slingshot with cows and ignorant kids would be a fine way to see if the slingshot is ready.

We don't want to have the slingshot be pulled halfway with Bungies cowering enemies; only to have the elastic break, giving them a chance to flee. Things would just get too messy after that.


Agreed, the slingshot must be completely ready before we worry about stage two where the catapult leaves the slingshot, then stage three where the person leaves the catapult, then stage four where incineration by sun happens. I still don't know how that is going to work in the times the Suns server is down and it isn't in the sky. Stosh needs to get off his lazy butt and fix things.

  • 02.16.2008 3:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: Havok Se7en
I honestly think we need to get the catapult up and running.

Bungie isn't that far from the Redwood forests of California. Those trees would make a great slingshot.

[Edited on 02.16.2008 7:21 AM PST]

  • 02.16.2008 7:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Havok Se7en
I honestly think we need to get the catapult up and running.

Bungie isn't that far from the Redwood forests of California. Those trees would make a great slingshot.


I am in the Redwood forests of Northern California. I can be their resident contact. There's an old mill site here they could buy, and get started up again. I'll look into it.

  • 02.16.2008 2:30 PM PDT
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I honestly think we need to get the catapult up and running.

Bungie isn't that far from the Redwood forests of California. Those trees would make a great slingshot.


I am in the Redwood forests of Northern California. I can be their resident contact. There's an old mill site here they could buy, and get started up again. I'll look into it.

This is an absurd idea. It would never work.

You gotta have the catapult in a rubber tree forest so that you can create the giant rubber band easily.

  • 02.16.2008 2:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: High Truth
Posted by: squirrel dude
Posted by: Havok Se7en
I honestly think we need to get the catapult up and running.

Bungie isn't that far from the Redwood forests of California. Those trees would make a great slingshot.


I am in the Redwood forests of Northern California. I can be their resident contact. There's an old mill site here they could buy, and get started up again. I'll look into it.

This is an absurd idea. It would never work.

You gotta have the catapult in a rubber tree forest so that you can create the giant rubber band easily.


That's a different part of the country. I'm just advising on the making of slingshot handle and forks. Someone else can be in charge of the Rubber Bands.

  • 02.16.2008 2:41 PM PDT

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This is probably what we're looking at as far as Bungie's "Slingshot."

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