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Subject: Bungie Likes Mythbusters?
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Poll: Which is the funniest/best custom tittle?  [closed]
Hold RB To Ride Brokeback!:  14%
(2 Votes)
So, you may have heard this "Halo" game we made...:  21%
(3 Votes)
If Only Your Mom Knew...:  7%
(1 Votes)
Frog Blast the Ventcore!:  0%
(0 Votes)
Brought To You By The Number 7.:  14%
(2 Votes)
Don't Make us Kick Your Ass.:  29%
(4 Votes)
Their All Funny and brilliant.:  7%
(1 Votes)
Meh, who cares.:  7%
(1 Votes)
Total Votes: 14

When I recently went back to the bungie home page, I saw one of the custom web page tittles at the top of the screen (like One million rumors busted and counting; maybe another Mythbusters refrence) and was surprised to see a quote from Adam Savage from Mythbusters (A show on the discovery channel): We reject your reality and substitute our own.

I have always liked to see the tittles that show up on the top of the screen and now wonder what references, if any, do they get tittles like: Frog Blast the Ventcore! or If Only Your Mom Knew... and many others.

Other examples of the web page tittles on bungie.net:

Upon extended consideration, we have decided that we do, in fact, approve of Pants.
Our Webmaster wears a Gorilla Suit and a Jetpack, What Does Yours Do?
The Weekly What's Update is on Friday!
Hold RB To Ride Brokeback!
Lumpy pudding is against the rules.
The Tru7h. The Whole Tru7h. And Nothing but the Tru7h.
Now With More Cowbell!
Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991.
Blam!
Deep Fried and Wrapped in Bacon.
Don't Make us Kick Your Ass.
You have no rights. Play nice.
He's Watching You.
Developers of Really Cool Stuff.
This One Goes To Eleven.
Brought To You By The Number 7.
We're Finding Ling-Lings Head.
Home of the Man Cannon.
The Home of Marty O'Donnell,
Banshees are Multiplayer Vehicles Too!
Don't use -blam!-.
So, you may have heard this "Halo" game we made...

Thats it as far as I can tell.

(26 different tittles)

Your Thoughts?

[Edited on 02.17.2008 8:23 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 7:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: avatarowoe
Other examples of the web page tittles on bungie.net:

I seriously thought you just said titties.

-TGP-

  • 02.17.2008 8:01 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I love the third one down.

[Edited on 02.17.2008 8:07 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 8:03 AM PDT

Posted by: avatarowoe
Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991.
I don't know about mythbusters, but when I first saw that one I couldn't stop laughing.

I was in the college library at the time.

  • 02.17.2008 8:03 AM PDT
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Reiginko

  • 02.17.2008 8:04 AM PDT
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Dear sir,

It seems I have uncontrollably and overwhelmingly fallen in love with you. I am sure this comes as an awful shock to you, as it does to me, but I feel like I have a deep physical connection to you even though we have met. It is almost as though I had dreamt you up myself.

Please, it would make me happier than anything in the world if you were to agree to meet me in person. My passion for you causes all my rational judgment to evaporate like the dew on the hay on first morning of summer.

Forever yours,
Thirdlast de Firenze.

  • 02.17.2008 8:07 AM PDT
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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

wow that's hot

[Edited on 02.17.2008 8:08 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 8:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

I like the Halo one.

  • 02.17.2008 8:18 AM PDT

oh muffin man one! I just want to go over there and give you a big cuddle

  • 02.17.2008 8:20 AM PDT
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I really don't think think thats how you spell the plural of title but Mozilla's spell-checker thinks it is and I don't know any other name to call that thing at the top of the page either, so I just went with tittles.

[Edited on 02.17.2008 8:22 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 8:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

Posted by: Reiginko
oh muffin man one! I just want to go over there and give you a big cuddle
Hokay ^_^

a/s/l?

  • 02.17.2008 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

Why exactly is this becoming a dating thread? Did I miss something?

PS: I've always liked the "So, you may have heard this "Halo" game we made..."

[Edited on 02.17.2008 10:27 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 10:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: avatarowoe
Other examples of the web page tittles on bungie.net:

I seriously thought you just said titties.

-TGP-

I'll take famous titties for 400!

  • 02.17.2008 10:41 AM PDT

Ah, Riding brokeback. Some of my friends don't know what it means, but I find it hilarious.

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: avatarowoe
Other examples of the web page tittles on bungie.net:

I seriously thought you just said titties.

-TGP-

Gawd. Great way to have you mind in the gutter, TGP. God, can't you think of something else.

  • 02.17.2008 10:45 AM PDT
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Who makes these things up anyway?

  • 02.17.2008 2:54 PM PDT

From the ashes

So, you may have heard of this "Halo" game we made...:

That always makes me laugh, some nice wit in that.

  • 02.17.2008 3:18 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

Frog Blast the Ventcore! is a Marathon reference.


-brady

  • 02.17.2008 3:19 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: brrrayday
Frog Blast the Ventcore! is a Marathon reference.


-brady

No, I don't think so. I've played Marathon every day since I could walk. That's definitely not a Marathon reference.

  • 02.17.2008 3:20 PM PDT

The first one. =D

  • 02.17.2008 3:21 PM PDT