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Subject: I got it! I know who the webmaster is!
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Your head is on fire!!

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  • 02.17.2008 9:53 AM PDT
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Stosh is not the webmaster.

It's a well known fact the webmaster can drink stosh under the table.

  • 02.17.2008 9:56 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

I actually emailed the webmaster about my theory. I actually got a response it said "You know the tru7h. You couldn’t imagine it."

  • 02.17.2008 10:05 AM PDT

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~~Pardon Our Dust.~~

Achronos isn't the webmaster, neither is Stosh. Don't be ridiculous.

The Webmaster is the Webmaster. Check his birth certificate.

[Edited on 02.17.2008 10:10 AM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 10:09 AM PDT
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well I blame the hiccups on all the new members clogging the forums and ruining the site... so I honestly couldn't tell you who. Blame me if you'd like

  • 02.17.2008 10:23 AM PDT

*Sgt

Stosh is not the webmaster.

>.>
<.<

  • 02.17.2008 10:25 AM PDT
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The webmaster wears a gorilla suit. Until you see someone with a gorilla suit wearing a cowboy hat, you've got nothing.

  • 02.17.2008 10:57 AM PDT
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Who cares who the webmaster is? Hes just some dude. Or chick. Who knows? Or even a giant killer robot...?

  • 02.17.2008 11:02 AM PDT

<3 Forky

The webmaster is Master.

>.>
<.<

*Runs away*

Seriously, his name is "Master". How can he not be the webmaster?

  • 02.17.2008 11:03 AM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

Don't even bother trying to figure what the identity of the Webmaster is because once you do he will change all of his identification papers and send out the all mighty Ninjas to kill you.

  • 02.17.2008 11:26 AM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

its Seropian...in his later days at bungie..he began to go...well...bananas.

Not wanting to upset him in his uneasy state, the kind folks at bungie gave him a job answering emails...he disappears from time to time...but like a home sick lost puppy..he returns home every so often.

  • 02.17.2008 11:38 AM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

its Seropian...in his later days at bungie..he began to go...well...bananas.

Not wanting to upset him in his uneasy state, the kind folks at bungie gave him a job answering emails...he disappears from time to time...but like a home sick lost puppy..he returns home every so often.


this is my favorite theory so far. Seropian was there in the beginning, disappeared around the time of the creation of bungie.net, and no one is talking about him anymore... just a mysterious webmaster that spawned out of the nether.

everything happens for a reason at Bungie.

-brady

  • 02.17.2008 11:49 AM PDT

started sprouting hair and drinking profusly.

  • 02.17.2008 11:59 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

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Posted by: AF ARMY ToughGuy
Who cares who the webmaster is? Hes just some dude. Or chick. Who knows? Or even a giant killer robot...?


My money is on the robot theory.

  • 02.17.2008 12:01 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

i was just thinking... Seropian/simian... so close- a clue?

besides, i don't think the icon for bungie.net would be "just some dude." or even a "giant killer robot." it'd have to be a grizzled ancient, because only they are that cool.

-brady

[edit] The only thing is, I don't know how tall Seropian is. the only pic i've seen of the webmaster at work, he looked kind of short.

[Edited on 02.17.2008 2:33 PM PST]

  • 02.17.2008 2:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: elmicker
It's a well known fact the webmaster can drink stosh under the table.

I wouldn't like a cup of Stosh. Noooooo thank you!

  • 02.17.2008 2:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Shadowman235
Hobo Grunt's mother died, so everyone thought 'Sum1 ded! This will be funeeh! LAFFF AT ME NOW THAT I MAKE FUN OF DED PEPEL'.

They get a special place in hell.

wut if its... A WOMAN!?!?!?!

  • 02.17.2008 5:38 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

wut if its... A WOMAN!?!?!?!

definitely an arousing possibility, but unfortunately with the ape outfit and cowBOY hat, I'd have to go the other way. oh, and if it is a woman... i don't want none of that.

lolz,
-brady

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Posted by: elmicker
It's a well known fact the webmaster can drink stosh under the table.

I wouldn't like a cup of Stosh. Noooooo thank you!

Oh, i'd have a cup of stosh any time of the day ^_^

  • 02.17.2008 5:50 PM PDT
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I thought Achronos was the webmaster. I mean anyone with the title of "Bungie.net Overlord" would be the webmaster. Or was the webmaster the guy who wears a gorrillas suit and answers riddles to easy questions?

  • 02.17.2008 5:51 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Well, the Webmaster screwing stuff up is like a dog licking its own balls. You can't begrudge him for it, it's just what he does. Stosh just screws stuff up in general when he's not supposed to.

  • 02.17.2008 6:36 PM PDT
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I don't want to know who the webmaster is. Talk about the biggest spoiler evar. :(

Instead, just enjoy his clever jokes and amazing writing skills.

  • 02.17.2008 6:50 PM PDT

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