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Subject: Would anyone else like to here MC use a little smack talk?
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I've played through the campaign and I have Xbox Live, but I find there is still something missing, a nice healthy amount of smack talk, from master chief that is. If you play on Xbox Live then you know there are plenty of idiots, with many things to say. But what about when you are on campaign and have no marines left to back talk that dead grunt they just killed? I know everyone has had a moment (at least in campaign) where they have just slaughtered a room full of brutes, and are triumphantly beating the corpse of one of those hairy bastards, and you just feel unsatisfied because of the lack of witty (or perhaps unwitty) comments. Maybe just a simple "That's right... -blam!-es" or "Get off my planet, you damn dirty apes." would fit the bill. I think master chief is too quiet for someone that badass, I mean if you could single-handedly defeat an armada, wouldnt you be a little arrogant? Maybe its just me, but i think it would make some parts of the game a lot more fun.

Post your Master Chief smack talk

  • 01.14.2005 9:46 PM PDT
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Don't come back to my planet, you disgrace it with your foot steps. Now go back to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 01.14.2005 9:49 PM PDT
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Ii would be funny if they had the Multiplayer announcer in Campaign but he would just mock the covenant whenever you killed them.

  • 01.14.2005 9:50 PM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

"This is the next stage of Apes?"
"Darm Fuzzi Cuvies!"

  • 01.14.2005 9:51 PM PDT
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How Many Dirty Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?....50....one to screw it in, and 49 to throw their feces at each other!!!!


Oh.......SNAP!!!!!!!!!

  • 01.14.2005 10:03 PM PDT
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why not 100? double the feces!

  • 01.14.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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It is his silence that makes him that badass. Better to leave your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt (something many people need to learn). Or, you know, bungie got a little low on cash when making it and couldn't afford to pay the voice actor...hehehe, jking. Plus, the -blam!- you're thinking up is worthless, and I would HATE it if he used anything you're using.

If the Master Chief said anything more than he normally does, then you add more character to him. The more character, the less people can "relate" or like him. Without him talking, you can fill it in and create you're own character out of the Master Chief. I don't mean this directly, just kind of indirectly. The Spartan should keep quiet, only saying the important things like "I need a weapon." That reveals NOTHING about him, just that he has to fight; you can take it any way you want to morph him into most any character you want. All you know about him is that he is a badass.

  • 01.14.2005 10:29 PM PDT
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Well, he could just throw feces at the dead bodies, would that be ok?

  • 01.14.2005 10:38 PM PDT
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ok, so maybe instead of smack talk there should be a throw feces command for master chief...

  • 01.15.2005 8:35 AM PDT