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how many of u like the swimsuit edition for sports illustrated??

  • 01.14.2005 11:36 PM PDT
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Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...

  • 01.14.2005 11:38 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...


Like this?

HOW MANEE OF U LIK DA SWIMSUUT EDETIN UV SPROTS ILLISTRTED?

  • 01.14.2005 11:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...


Like this?

HOW MANEE OF U LIK DA SWIMSUUT EDETIN UV SPROTS ILLISTRTED?


That was neither in Spanish, nor the title of the Thread.

  • 01.14.2005 11:41 PM PDT
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nay, he was talking bout thread title, sry

  • 01.14.2005 11:41 PM PDT
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but do u like it though?

  • 01.14.2005 11:42 PM PDT
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Haven't seen it. Don't really care to either.

  • 01.14.2005 11:43 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...


Like this?

HOW MANEE OF U LIK DA SWIMSUUT EDETIN UV SPROTS ILLISTRTED?


That was neither in Spanish, nor the title of the Thread.


That's the beauty of it....

  • 01.14.2005 11:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...


Like this?

HOW MANEE OF U LIK DA SWIMSUUT EDETIN UV SPROTS ILLISTRTED?


That was neither in Spanish, nor the title of the Thread.


That's the beauty of it....


So... You're just showing of your fluency in New Mombasan?

  • 01.14.2005 11:45 PM PDT
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both of u are gettin off topic

  • 01.14.2005 11:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: huntersmiter
both of u are gettin off topic


But... That's the beauty of it, isn't it?

  • 01.14.2005 11:48 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Dammit. I was expecting a Spanish lesson.

The one time the thread title is supposed to be in all caps, it isn't... Go figure...


Like this?

HOW MANEE OF U LIK DA SWIMSUUT EDETIN UV SPROTS ILLISTRTED?


That was neither in Spanish, nor the title of the Thread.


That's the beauty of it....


So... You're just showing of your fluency in New Mombasan?


Yep. It helps, believe it or not. It's remarkably similar to Classifiedian and Zanzibarian. Also, they're starting to convert Underground from English to a bastardized version of New Mombasian.

  • 01.14.2005 11:49 PM PDT
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mfg, just answer my original question, then we may get off topic..

  • 01.14.2005 11:50 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: huntersmiter
mfg, just answer my original question, then we may get off topic..


Dude, we were never on-topic to begin with.

  • 01.14.2005 11:51 PM PDT
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i know, just answer my question at the frickin top

  • 01.14.2005 11:52 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: huntersmiter
i know, just answer my question at the frickin top


Fine.................possibly.

Now then. Come here. We're going to teach you English.

  • 01.14.2005 11:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: huntersmiter
i know, just answer my question at the frickin top


Haven't seen it. Won't see it. Don't really care.

  • 01.14.2005 11:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: huntersmiter
i know, just answer my question at the frickin top


Fine.................possibly.

Now then. Come here. We're going to teach you English.


Can we put him in a well first? So that we may chuck the almighty English book and almighty Dictionary at him?

  • 01.14.2005 11:54 PM PDT
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y not, if u want, i can give u a link to the site if u want

  • 01.14.2005 11:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: huntersmiter
i know, just answer my question at the frickin top


Fine.................possibly.

Now then. Come here. We're going to teach you English.


Can we put him in a well first? So that we may chuck the almighty English book and almighty Dictionary at him?

that will hurt though....... YES!! I LOVE PAIN!!!!!

  • 01.14.2005 11:56 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: huntersmiter
i know, just answer my question at the frickin top


Fine.................possibly.

Now then. Come here. We're going to teach you English.


Can we put him in a well first? So that we may chuck the almighty English book and almighty Dictionary at him?


I like this idea better:

Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
Bedevere: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she
is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
Bedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
Bedevere: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)

Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood?
Bedevere: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
Bedevere: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
Bedevere: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)

Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
Bedevere: exACTly!
Bedevere: (to a villager) So, *logically*...
Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word)
If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.
Bedevere: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!

  • 01.14.2005 11:57 PM PDT
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um.... wtf, who's Bedevere??

  • 01.15.2005 12:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: huntersmiter
um.... wtf, who's Bedevere??


Check yonder closet and find out.

  • 01.15.2005 12:01 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: huntersmiter
um.... wtf, who's Bedevere??


<smacks self in head with heavy book>

  • 01.15.2005 12:02 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: huntersmiter
um.... wtf, who's Bedevere??


Check yonder closet and find out.


Say, old chap, did you happen to catch what was on the telly the other day?

  • 01.15.2005 12:04 AM PDT

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