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Subject: Fight thread <gore,blood yay>
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im so bored so ive decided 2 make a fight thread
with guns
and gore
and pokey things
and shiny scalpels


digs a trench and fills with supplies (knives, ammo no guns but)
arms self with thong

  • 01.15.2005 12:42 AM PDT
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*Tosses grenade into trench, claims superiority over all others*

  • 01.15.2005 12:43 AM PDT
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call in world-wide nuclear strike, then get my sins forgiven. we all die and i go to heaven...

  • 01.15.2005 12:45 AM PDT
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throws swimsuit @ smiter* happy now??


jackass

  • 01.15.2005 12:50 AM PDT
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Insult.

  • 01.15.2005 12:51 AM PDT
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*Dual weilds scalpels*
Sukka
*charges @ arc

  • 01.15.2005 12:53 AM PDT
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(I walk over, say hi and my head explodes without reason or warning)

  • 01.22.2005 9:09 PM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

*realizes he only has a dull butter knife and runs away crying*

  • 01.22.2005 9:32 PM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

*while running away, trips over shoelace and falls into trench, accidentaly stabbing hellhound in the eye with butterknife*

*steals hellhound's wallet and a pack of gum*

  • 01.22.2005 9:35 PM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

*comes back and takes some condoms and a gun*

  • 01.22.2005 9:35 PM PDT
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askks why he d=needs condoms then hit's him in the face with a frying pan

  • 01.22.2005 9:38 PM PDT
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I order in a Carpit bombing.
Then all planes crash into lake!
"Damn"
I grab stick and prepair for battle.

[Edited on 1/22/2005 10:38:51 PM]

  • 01.22.2005 9:42 PM PDT
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(and he uses my corpse for a sheild)

  • 01.22.2005 9:58 PM PDT
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I shall kill you all with the fins of........... a herring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 01.22.2005 10:01 PM PDT
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"Damn"
I notice my stick is out of ammo
I Build A Small loog fort and grab a Sniper Riflel and BR And Try to pick people off

  • 01.22.2005 10:02 PM PDT
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i stick a plasma grenade to my face and then run at stickoeval....

  • 01.22.2005 10:11 PM PDT
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I head shot Angry Skater!
"Woo"
He got back up
"what?"
I notice i only have A NEERF sniper rifel
so i switch to BR
And His head Blew A hole in my Fort
I fall down
"owh"
We Bolth Get Pencills and start combat

[Edited on 1/22/2005 10:15:53 PM]

  • 01.22.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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i go sprinting over to stickoeval with the plasma grenade moments from exploding...

  • 01.22.2005 10:14 PM PDT
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Angskter breakes pencil point and runs to a sharpener
"Toshey" He says
"What, Thats not how u say it!" I yell
Whamm i get slammed by the flying pencil sharpner in the right sholder
"Ugh" I groan
I stab him in the foot with a pencil.
"We are equally matched, let us fight togther aganst our enmineys."
...........

  • 01.22.2005 10:23 PM PDT
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i suddenly remember i still have a plasma grenade stuck to my forehead....too late

  • 01.22.2005 10:24 PM PDT
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Blammn
the gernade goes off and we bolth die.......
........
"Hello, StickOeval and angrysk8r.Do you know where you are"
"No,.......Ugh.........Hevan?"
"No its The place you gow when its not your time to die."
"What his head blew off how could he have not died"
"I do not Know but he is getting better."
"WTF!!!!!?????!!!!!"
"I do not have the answeres for you, now go back where u came from the bolth of you!"
Poof
"How the Hell did U not die" I said
.............

[Edited on 1/22/2005 10:35:55 PM]

  • 01.22.2005 10:35 PM PDT
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*Throws flashbang*
*Double-taps everyone in the head with P-90*
*Starts laughing*
*Chokes on own spit*
*Dies*

  • 01.22.2005 11:40 PM PDT
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I wave my magic wand and turn everyone into newts but you get better

  • 01.23.2005 2:06 AM PDT
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so then i turn my wand into a HUGE machette and chop all your limbs but dont worry 'cos its only a fleshwound

  • 01.23.2005 2:08 AM PDT