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Subject: Seventh Column Arsenal
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When the Bungie Empire implements its plans for world domination, what instruments of destruction should the Seventh Column have at their disposal? I was thinking along the lines of a monumental doomsday device that could do something like block out the sun with clouds of nuclear-bomb-dispersed particulate phosphorous clouds or something like that.
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Wagovan

  • 01.15.2005 1:03 AM PDT
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The Slingshot™.

  • 01.15.2005 1:10 AM PDT
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How about a Slingshot™ pebble™.

  • 01.15.2005 1:21 AM PDT
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The slingshot doesn't fire pebbles, it fires humans.

  • 01.15.2005 2:02 AM PDT
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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

Into the sun...

  • 01.15.2005 5:47 AM PDT

Discipline is my Sword,
Faith is my Shield,
Do not leap blindly into uncertainty,
And you may live to reap the rewards.

"The Important Thing Is To Never Stop Questioning,"

They also have the Gnop paddle and ball and the Banhammer.

  • 01.15.2005 2:33 PM PDT
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And the Bat of Learning.

  • 01.15.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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And a blender.

  • 01.15.2005 3:29 PM PDT
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It so far as if: A Slingshot that fires humans, including your mother, into the Sun. I presume the sun will then explode, anhialating all who oppose the Seventh Column, whose entire populus will have moved far, far away by interstellar spacecraft. I like it! Now we just need to blackmail the National Science Foundation until we get an exorbitantly large grant...

  • 01.15.2005 7:40 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

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And the Bat of Learning.

The Lesson Bat, you fool! Get it right!

  • 01.15.2005 9:03 PM PDT
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the Mods will figure out a way to apply their powers to the real and all who oppose will be banned from life itself.

  • 01.15.2005 9:53 PM PDT