- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
[radio transmission]
This is freelancer Ares, come in, is there anyone still alive?
I am abot 5 miles south of the mall, its ugly down here.
There is a horde of thousands, screaming, moaning, saying "OMFG WHY DID U TKE OUT TEH PSTOL U BNGIE N0oBs U ARE TEH SUXX!!!111one".
I was trying to push through with a platoon of Scorpion Tanks, but they are all wasted (as in sauced up, not dead).
I am all that is left.
I will try to make it to your posistion, hopefully they won't find my hiding place... ooh, fudge, they spotted me!
*Shotgun and SMG blasts come over the air waves*
I will hold out as long as possible, Ares, out.
[/radio transmission]