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  • Subject: Attack of New Mombassa
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"Are there any flood goers left alive?!?!? Anyone? Hello?"
Just then, 20 plus ghosts came around the corner, piloted by Zanzibarians.
"Uh oh, someone get a rocker, I can't hold em off by myself..."

  • 01.15.2005 2:30 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

She started to shoot some of the crazed manics killing some while she was sinign along to Nightwish

[Edited on 1/15/2005 2:35:31 PM]

  • 01.15.2005 2:32 PM PDT
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"Uh oh, we've got incoming artillery! Looks like this is it, they've got us zeroed in... I quit"
Ares put his head down on the dashboard, accidently hitting a button. The tank lurched forward, almost uncontrollably, smashing through the horde of ghosts.
"Holy crap, this thing has NOS!!! And 15 in. subwoofers! And blue neon! And hydraluics! Holy crap!"
And the Pimped Scorpion MBT speed twords the large building in the middle of the city, the HQ of the local NMs.

  • 01.15.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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What did I miss?

  • 01.15.2005 2:44 PM PDT
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right, speech, ok



MMMMMMMUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*crys*

  • 01.15.2005 2:45 PM PDT
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time to kill some Nmians
*pulls out anti retard cannon*
*roars*

  • 01.15.2005 2:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
Most of the originators are M.I.A. so we went off on our own.

Oh.

  • 01.15.2005 2:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
*Kicks NMian in his shin, really hard*

  • 01.15.2005 2:53 PM PDT
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[Awe inspiring speech]

Ok people. We have our backs against the wall. Many good Floodites have fallen against the onslaught, or maybe they are just eating some pie. Anyway we are outnumberd, infinity to one. But I gurantee that we can kill them all, because we can fight with what we have instead of complaining about the pistol! We have the most badass piece of equipemnt known to man, the Scorpion MBT! So lets get out there and "sTop teh SPAM!!!!!111one"!

[/Awe inspiring speech]

[Edited on 1/15/2005 2:56:07 PM]

  • 01.15.2005 2:55 PM PDT
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will chucks 2 parasites at some nmians they mutate into flood fighters and fight for us

YAY!!

  • 01.15.2005 2:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
Damn invisible posts!!!

  • 01.15.2005 2:56 PM PDT

'Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow, to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade, All shall...Fade'
Reiginko

She claps at the wonderful speech

  • 01.15.2005 2:58 PM PDT
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*sets up turrets*
to arms my brothers
*eats 5 nmians*

  • 01.15.2005 2:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
Great speech man.

  • 01.15.2005 2:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
*Grabs nearby turret*
Give them hell.

  • 01.15.2005 2:59 PM PDT
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*picks up carrier and chucks @ swarm of nmians the carrier pops and parasites infect all nmians in area*
*looks around corner*
HOLY CRAP
SCARAB INBOUND

  • 01.15.2005 3:03 PM PDT
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"Ooo rah, lets go people!"
The streets rumble from the blasts of the Scorpion tank. It begins to be quite a mess...

  • 01.15.2005 3:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Willtacular
*Kicks Scarab in the shin*
*Grabs foot* Oh god!
*Scarab kicks Will and sends him flying over rooftops*

  • 01.15.2005 3:05 PM PDT
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ARES LOOK OUT THE FLOWER CANNON (scarab gun*) IS CHARGIN UP!!!


(*it looks like a lotus wen unfolded)

  • 01.15.2005 3:06 PM PDT
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Ares, done thinking about pie, notices the scarab that is inbound.
"Holy crap, and they complain about stuff being over powered!?!?!? We need a plan, brute force cannot possible take that thing down!"
Ares turns down the next street, but gets stuck behind a white cadillac with its left blinker stuck on.
"Crap, I can't get around it, that thing is bigger than the Scorpion. Continue on foot guys, I will try and meet up later."
Everyone bails from the tank, and leaves the MBT behind. Ares uses this convinient plot hole to take the time to eat something.

  • 01.15.2005 3:07 PM PDT