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Subject: So in the books Master Chief gets Linda and Kelly in bed right?
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I was just wondering, I haven't finished The Fall of Reach yet, but I do remember John saying Linda had a beautiful body. So did Master Chief tap one or both?

  • 01.15.2005 4:10 PM PDT
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... no ...

*sigh*

  • 01.15.2005 4:11 PM PDT

no

  • 01.15.2005 4:11 PM PDT
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Im sorry to say but no. He did meet your mom later that night though.

[Edited on 1/15/2005 4:12:09 PM]

  • 01.15.2005 4:11 PM PDT
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You're mean Kendoboy, can you hold my hand and cry me a river?

  • 01.15.2005 4:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kendoboy
Im sorry to say but no. He did meet your mom later that night though.


No...more...Mom...jokes....

  • 01.15.2005 4:14 PM PDT
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I try just for the brain dead such as you. Oh wait your bran new here. This could possibly mean your serious. Im sorry in that case but I would have figured that a person with half an intelect of a pea would know better then to ask this silly silly question.

The answer is a blunt NO!

[Edited on 1/15/2005 4:16:58 PM]

  • 01.15.2005 4:15 PM PDT
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if i remember corectly he can't "tap" anyone due to...um...lack of hardware. but if they are in to other stuff....
*looks on to the sunset*

  • 01.15.2005 4:16 PM PDT
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I hate you

  • 01.15.2005 4:16 PM PDT

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Mom jokes are the stupidest jokes that one can make. You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.

  • 01.15.2005 4:27 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: GothGuy
Mom jokes are the stupidest jokes that one can make. You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.

That they are terrible jokes is the whole point.

  • 01.15.2005 4:34 PM PDT
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I'm quite sure that somewhere along the line of their growth, whether it be the cloning or the augmentations, the subject's sex drives were greatly decreased, and thus they probably didn't even think of anything related to sex when referring to one another's bodies.

  • 01.15.2005 4:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: GothGuy
You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.

I have yet to hear that. I have heard that the Septagon is pretty smart.

  • 01.15.2005 5:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: GothGuy
Mom jokes are the stupidest jokes that one can make. You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.


Mom jokes are a big part of Bungie fan-dom.

  • 01.15.2005 5:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: GothGuy
Mom jokes are the stupidest jokes that one can make. You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.

That they are terrible jokes is the whole point.


Exactly!

  • 01.15.2005 5:51 PM PDT
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Your a loser. I swear to god. You need to be booted or something because ur like i said a loser.

  • 01.15.2005 6:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: GothGuy
You older members should know that, since you guy's keep saying this is the most intelligent Forum.


That's funny, all the intelligent people I know don't sit in a room and pretend that it's the smartest room in the world. When you do that, you tend to become blinded to what actually goes on in the other room.

No, The Flood is not the smartest forum.

  • 01.15.2005 6:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gladiator22
if i remember corectly he can't "tap" anyone due to...um...lack of hardware. but if they are in to other stuff....
*looks on to the sunset*


Well...not nessecarily a lack of hardware...but the batteries are dead and there's no power outlet to charge up his power drill, if you catch my drift.

  • 01.15.2005 6:24 PM PDT
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Power drill Ha Ha Ha
oh crap,
MOM I NEED NEW SHORTS!

  • 01.15.2005 6:36 PM PDT