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Subject: Funny Marine Quotes!
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I was just playing 343 Guilty Spark and I was at the end of the level and this marine stares at a flood infected human and says "Hey I know this one, it looks like Bob!" I thought that was kinda funny

  • 06.14.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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Yeh i'd heard that one before. but i love it when you get co-op 2 warthogs marines in gunner and passenger in each warthog then you and you team-mate have a warthog durby and when you go flying up in the air they say cracy things like, the thing on the lefts the brake, let me out, whered the hell you get you liscence, can you see out of that bloody visor and the list goes on.

  • 06.14.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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"Can you see out of that bloody visor" Never heard that one

  • 06.14.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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I was playin legendary on Halo (the mission) and, tragically, i died, and sgt johnson is like "Does anyone know how to get Cortana out of his head?" and started shooting at my head.

  • 06.14.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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they say the best things when you play on legendary. i think ive heard every quote but im still listening for ones that were on the website (just go to halo on the front page then click voice dialogue) but i want to know how many of you have hear an elite say mumze as in mummy. Its a funny story how i first heard this so, me and my mate were playin two betrayels on legendary and we got up to the part where theres that massive cliff in the middle of this arena and the cov are on top off the cliff and there are two leges with door and you have to go through one of them. well we landed on the wrong cliff and our banshees fell off and unbelievably it said checkpoint done so we were stranded there. we strated jumping off and atmeping to blow banshees to us. but anyway i was just jumping off the cliff and my dead body landed where a couple of elite were and the elite looked at my body and said mumze. so yeh

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  • 06.14.2004 5:26 PM PDT

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  • 06.14.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Truth and Reconciliation: After going through the grav lift
Marine 1: What?! No Covenant?! Guess nobody is home.
Then the Covenant come in.
Marine 2: No Covenant. (mockingly)
Marine 3: You just had to open your mouth.

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  • 06.14.2004 6:45 PM PDT

when ur in the truth and reconciliation:
MARINE 1

What, there's no Covenant here? I think maybe nobody's home.

(As the Covenant begin to attack)

MARINE 2:

'No Covenant!' Ya had to open your mouth!

MARINE TR 3:

Contact! Lot's of contact!

  • 06.16.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: JAGnumber1
Truth and Reconciliation: After going through the grav lift
Marine 1: What?! No Covenant?! Guess nobody is home.
Then the Covenant come in.
Marine 2: No Covenant. (mockingly)
Marine 3: You just had to open your mouth.

thats not that funny...all the funny ones have been said already...

  • 06.16.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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there's some good ones on Halo,
"Inform the next of kin, they're next"
"hope you brought butter 'cause you're about to be fried"

  • 06.16.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: JAGnumber1
Truth and Reconciliation: After going through the grav lift
Marine 1: What?! No Covenant?! Guess nobody is home.
Then the Covenant come in.
Marine 2: No Covenant. (mockingly)
Marine 3: You just had to open your mouth.


I may be the only one who thinks this but the marine that says the last line there sounds just like Kurt Russel I mean exactly it almost sounds like an outtake from one of his movies but I have'nt been able to find it. Any one else think it sounds like him?

The Duke

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Posted by: p8baller18
when ur in the truth and reconciliation:
MARINE 1 What, there's no Covenant here? I think maybe nobody's home.
(As the Covenant begin to attack)
MARINE 2: 'No Covenant!' Ya had to open your mouth!
MARINE TR 3: Contact! Lot's of contact!


Yeah thats totally a scripted event. And i dont think it should count.
Srgt johnson blew up like 3 grunt with a frag and said "Heh, Cancel Christmas!" Some one killed a flood carier and said "aww crap, its gonna pop!" , One of the marines dies and srgt stacker said "next one that dies, gets it in the rear from me!" Sgt stacker was retreating and said "show em you butt boys"

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I think I should listen up more in th levels with Marines and actually let the Marines do some fighting. This way I might hear some of these quotes.

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Posted by: Dragon X
Yeh i'd heard that one before. but i love it when you get co-op 2 warthogs marines in gunner and passenger in each warthog then you and you team-mate have a warthog durby and when you go flying up in the air they say cracy things like, the thing on the lefts the brake, let me out, whered the hell you get you liscence, can you see out of that bloody visor and the list goes on.

He says clean your visor...

  • 06.16.2004 5:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan117sniper
He says clean your visor...


He says clean you visor when you shoot him, And the other when you crash the warthog, Two different sayings. Same visor

  • 06.16.2004 8:42 PM PDT
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Grunts: Bad Cyborg! Bad!

I love it when ya stick a grenade on them and they run into the most densely populated part of the covenant force. The grunts scream; "Grenade! Run Away! Run Away!"

  • 06.17.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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I was invisble and I punched a grunt who wouldn't die then he said "takes more then that to kill me you tin can"Then I shot him

  • 06.17.2004 9:33 AM PDT
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they can be quite profane if you play on legendary.

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On the bridge at the beginning of 2 Betrayals I blew up a grunt with a banshee and almost crushed another. The second one lept off the cliff and screamed Bob or buddy or sumthin' like that.

  • 06.17.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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assault on the control room on legendary a whining marine said,"somebody call a dropship and get the hell out of here", then the sgt said," quite your whining marine remember your a leather neck",then cortana said,"sorry corpral no dropships inbound".

  • 06.17.2004 1:42 PM PDT

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On Assult on the Control Room, I was playing on easy mode (tis too much fun!) and I'm driving in my scorpion with 4 marines in it, then we get the where the two Elites are walking then one marine just blurts out
"MORE COVENAT! Man these guys are like cocroaches!"
That one was pretty funny.
Then the grunts when you kill an elite - "He killed an elite! RUNNNNNNN!!!!" or the ever not so tiresome "NOOOOOOOO,"

The marines on Legendary mode aren't that smart however - "I'll take you all on!" then he dies

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if you ram warthogs with marines inside they will say i think im gonna be sick

this requires two marines and it has to be the first time they see you
Marine 1: wow hes taller than i thought
Marine 2:and more handsome

another time an elite threw a plasma nade at a marine the nmarine rolled away and was hurt stood up and yelled at the elite "jesus christ you could have killed me" another time i had one last marine left he was being shot and said "ill take you all on" and died a second later
another time i died and one said "what now" or "i picked a good day to stop smoking"
this isnt a marine its those guys in the yellow suits in the PoA and he says "help me help you"
i shot a marine and he said "do i owe you money?"
one time i betrayed the marines they killed me and one said "when do they learn?"
does anyone have a site where you can see all of the quotes?

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  • 06.18.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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Okay, I'm going to tell you guys about my legendary encounter with the marine and the plasma grenade.

It was on Truth and Reconciliation, legendary difficulty level. I had a squad of marines with me as I approached a cliff side. Just as I was about to rush around the corner, a marine ran in front of me and went around alone. I stood there for a few seconds, then heard gunshots. A few seconds later, the marine sprinted around the corner, a plasma grenade plastered to his face.

He came right up to me and screamed, "GRENADE!!!" shaking his head back and forth. Some grunts came up behind him and stopped. I stood there for what seemed like several seconds, staring in horror, unable to say anything. The marines behind me did the same. The next instant, there was a tremendous explosion that killed everyone; me, the marine in front of me, the grunts behind him, the marines behind me.

Most went tumbling over the edge of the cliff, with the word "grenade" ringing in their ears.

I just sat there in my seat, staring for a few moments. Then, when I realized what had just happened, I nearly fell over laughing. I laughed until my sides hurt, with the image of the marine shaking his head back and forth with a grenade on his face. That moment was classic.

  • 06.18.2004 9:00 PM PDT