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Posted by: EnderPrimeWill a lightsaber do?Wanna make a temporary alliance with star trek? My bat'leth won't block them damn plasma swords...
Posted by: MCs BrotherPosted by: HalifaxPosted by: Texas BenPosted by: Kroenen::unexpectedly steals Bat thingy and hits Ben in the knee with it::Since you're playing as a halo fanboi, shouldn't you just whip out a plasma sword? W/e. *grabs bat'leth back and begins furious attack on Kroenen*He isn't an elite or a chosen one, therefore he has no right to wield such a sacred weapon.Halifax shoots the bat'leth out of Texas's hands.*MCs Bro charges in with 10,000 Kilingon warriors, all armed with disruptors and Bat'leths* For the glory of the Empire! To Stovo'kor!(to self:) Today is a good day to die....w00t! Reinforcements!
::notices MCs Brother coming and sees nothing but a metal pipe from a destroyed warthog and picks it up::
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Posted by: Kroenen::notices MCs Brother coming and sees nothing but a metal pipe from a destroyed warthog and picks it up::*slices pipe in half, thrusts blade under Kroenen's throat* Grethor is waiting for you... *slits his throat*(Grethor is a Klingon hell, a place where dishonored and cowardly warriors go when they die)
C...Can I respawn? :(
*calls to warriors* Today, let us fight a battle that will forever be remembered in song for thousands of generations to sing! Let our dead earn their place in Stovo'kor! Today..........we are Klingons! *warriors yell in approval*[Edited on 1/16/2005 3:18:41 PM]
Sweet. We won. Trekkies pwned you all! on a bungie forum.
*Runs MCsBro over in a WraithHells yea!!! madcow up in da hizzouse!!!!*Wraith starts bouncing up and downHydrolics! Yeah![Edited on 1/16/2005 3:17:31 PM]
Everyone probably just gonna be on the Halo side.♥♦♣♠
Posted by: madcow2021*Runs MCsBro over in a WraithHells yea!!! madcow up in da hizzouse!!!!*Wraith starts bouncing up na downHydrolics! Yeah!*Calls in phaser fire from orbiting starship*Hmmmm.... thats what I call overkill. At least the wraith is dead.
Posted by: madcow2021*Runs MCsBro over in a WraithHells yea!!! madcow up in da hizzouse!!!!*Wraith starts bouncing up and downHydrolics! Yeah!*madcow hears something from underneath Wraith* "What the hell?" *Bat'leth blade shoots up from beneath pilot's chair, narrowly missing madcow's nuts* "Holy -blam!-!" *pisses himself*
* dodges fireOh that's it! I need reinforcements!* ten thousand Covenant dropships and phantoms come in and plasma fire rains down hitting TexasI don't think trekkies control -blam!-
Posted by: madcow2021* dodges fireOh that's it! I need reinforcements!* ten thousand Covenant dropships and phantoms come in and plasma fire rains down hitting TexasI don't think trekkies control -blam!- Hmmm... I am loathe to release to borg on anyone, but these are desperate times! *Reconfiqures defector dish into a subspace beacon, calling hundreds of borg cubes into the system*
Posted by: madcow2021* dodges fireOh that's it! I need reinforcements!* ten thousand Covenant dropships and phantoms come in and plasma fire rains down hitting TexasI don't think trekkies control -blam!- *calls in 500 Vorcha class attack cruisers* *cruisers start battle with dropships* Where is your fleet now, Halo-freak?
::comes up as a Flood form and swipes at MCs Bro::
*Plays role of Republic Commando** Asembles team of Commandos, and preps Republic Gunship for launch*
Before attacking, borg open communiacation channels:[color=green]We are the borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological destinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service...us. We are the borg. Resistance is futile.[/color]*borg fleet opens fire on covenant fleet*[Edited on 1/16/2005 3:28:07 PM]
Posted by: Kroenen::comes up as a Flood form and swipes at MCs Bro::Cuts flood in half with bat'leth
*High Charity appears along with the entire Covenant fleetThere is my fleet!*all other ships are quickly destroyed
*calls in Klingon mortar tanks* Warriors, attack that gunship! Let no PataQ survive! *turns to slice and dice kroenen flood form*
::little infection form pops out of chest and starts to suck on MCs Bro's leg::
Posted by: madcow2021*High Charity appears along with the entire Covenant fleetThere is my fleet!*all other ships are quickly destroyedBut not before some borg managed to board high charity. They begin assimilating at will, and quickly adapt to the covenant plasma weapons. High charity quickly falls and a hive collective is established.
Posted by: madcow2021*High Charity appears along with the entire Covenant fleetThere is my fleet!*all other ships are quickly destroyed*calls to his flagship* I.K.S. Gorkon, Do'chu! *beams to bridge of Gorkon* Now, we can fight.
*starts an experiment with weird stuff* "Here comes the sample Gordon. Push it into the reactor" *causes a reaction that lets billions of aliens into our universe*
<slaps ridged forehead> Douglas, you brainless PataQ![Edited on 1/16/2005 3:32:11 PM]